The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The Breadmunks all tilted their heads to the side in confusion.

The chipmunk and bone monk variety.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Then, a wild thread of unimaginable length appeared, tearing through the fabric of the multiverse and wondering who would dare to try creating a thread longer than it.

[Kidpen he/him]

Then they discovered the concept of homophones.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Then the breadmunks then learned a new language which was...

[+Doomstick he/him]

High imperial 

Edited September 22, 2018 by I am a STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kidpen he/him]

It was actually Spanish through the power of non bolded posts. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

It was actually high imperial through the power of edits

yee 

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

The wild thread of the multiverse despised being ignored this whole time, and sought to destroy the misadventures. But then it stopped and gave up when it realized that the narrators were already doing that to themselves. Then it laughed and ate a lasagna.

[Rebecca she/her]

It was vegan lasagna.

[Ink he/him]

2 hours ago, Firerust said:

The wild thread of the multiverse despised being ignored this whole time, and sought to destroy the misadventures. But then it stopped and gave up when it realized that the narrators were already doing that to themselves. Then it laughed and ate a lasagna.

Uhh.... how are we destroying it?

Meaning it was made from vegan cows' meat.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

7 hours ago, Inklingspren said:

Uhh.... how are we destroying it?

By writing the craziest misadventures ever, silly. Don't take the comment seriously, it's yet another of our infinite fourth wall jabs and stabs.

The thread realized that no one cared about it and humbly relented to The Longest Thread (Misadventures)TM  being the true longest thread in the multiverse. Eventually.

[BitBitio he/him]

Eventually, a building fell on my pinkie.

[Kidpen he/him]

So I had a stubbed pinkie.

If we're using personal pronouns, everybody gets to.

[Ink he/him]

Someone established communism, so we had a stubbed pinky.

[Silva]

Because this all made a lot of sense.

[Kidpen he/him]

Also, Silva is a lyre.

[BitBitio he/him]

"A lute." Corrects Ranger Will.

[Rebecca she/her]

And then Will played “Graybeard Halt” on his mandola.

[BitBitio he/him]

Problem was, it was missing a string, so it sounded awful.

Halt grins.

[Ink he/him]

Jimmy does the falling down the stairs movement.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Will asks Halt if he can ask a question, Halt says that he already did.

[Kidpen he/him]

Kidpen notices that we're doing rangers apprentice, so thinking is always a dangerous pasttime. 

[BitBitio he/him]

Horace beheads a chicken.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Tug knocks a dude off his back

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Why are we talking in bold