The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[whattheHoid she/her]

He could dance though.

[BitBitio he/him]

A yellow car drove by.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Miss Frizzle was driving the car.

[Rebecca she/her]

“Take chances. Make mistakes. And get messy,” she cried.

[whattheHoid she/her]

"Pure Poetry that was." cried Butt, wiping a year off his eye. The Highlord Hatham kicked everyone out of his Pit. They promptly decided to take a chance on an experimental spacecraft powered by Snarky, Grouchy, and Mouthy-all of whom were spren.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

The chance was that the spaceship would turn into a butterfly. The spren each bet fifteen dollars that it would.

[whattheHoid she/her]

It didn't quite turn into a butterfly, it got stuck between a dragonfly and butterfly. The spren were irritated to say the least.

[Silva]

They each had to give $7.50.

[whattheHoid she/her]

"Damnation! What is this dollar currency!? I only have infused spheres!!" Yelled Butt.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Spheres? aren't the ventures from scadrial

[whattheHoid she/her]

True, but Butt has traveled to Roshar, he's friends with Lift.

[Snipexe he/him]

13 minutes ago, I am a STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

Spheres? aren't the ventures from scadrial

The scadrians also don’t use the dollar

[Ink he/him]

But this is the misadventures thread. Its plausable the have dollars. I mean, Yoda is in it, and so is Yondu and Mary Poppins, so...

They couldn't decide if the fact that it was a DragonButterFly counted as it being one or the other.

Edit: 420 posts 

Edited September 6, 2018 by Inklingspren

[+Doomstick he/him]

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Well, that was pointless, wasn’ it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited September 6, 2018 by I am a STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gancho Libre he/him]

So, they examined the creature, searching for any sign that would release them from having to pay their bet.

[whattheHoid she/her]

They tossed the creatures some plates of lasagna.

[Inky]

The lasagna activated the creature's Investiture abilities, called Garfieldbinding

[Ink he/him]

Garfieldbinding allowed the user to turn any cake into spaghetti cake with cheese, aka Lasagna.

[Inky]

Garfieldbinding is powered by Lasagnalight, and the system itself came from the Shard of Gluttony 

Edited September 6, 2018 by QueenOfInk

[Inky]

The creature seems to use the Lasagna of Transformation

[whattheHoid she/her]

Everyone who lived in the planet eventually turned into a fat lazy orange cat as they all couldn't help but eat delicious lasgna. Butt ate some lasagna.

Edited September 6, 2018 by whattheHoid

[Inky]

This gives Butt the Lasagna of Adhesion, which helps make Lasagna. He gets a Lasagnaspren 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt's Lasagnaspren was named Taffy. Butt said the First Ideal of a Lasagna Radiant which is Lasagna before Death, Lasagna before Weakness, Lasagna before Destination. Basically, a Lasagna Radiant can consume large amounts of Lasagna and do ridiculous things with it.

Hey so you know how you see a word so many times you aren't sure if you're spelling it right or if this is just a made up word. This is how I feel about the word Lasagna. I'd better eat some so I have definitive proof Lasagna is real. 

[Ink he/him]

3 minutes ago, whattheHoid said:

Hey so you know how you see a word so many times you aren't sure if you're spelling it right or if this is just a made up word.

Happens to me pretty often. Thats funny. I'm doubting Lasagna is spelled right or is a word.

The absolute power of Garfeildbinding has some limitations too, such as...

[whattheHoid she/her]

Constipation, Bloating Beyond Reason, and General Clumsiness. 

Yes these are meant to be capitalized.