The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Devout Pathian]

So Aurora took the Hat of Persistence and decided that it was time for Kelsier to go to the Beyond like he should have already done a long time ago.  However, she would need a lot of help and persistence, becuase Kelsier was very hard to catch.

[Kidpen he/him]

He ran first to Roshar.

[AonEne he/him]

Narrator Ene didn't like this idea. She wanted Kelsier to stay a Cognitive Shadow. She decided to try and stop the others.

[Kidpen he/him]

By feeding Kelsier a lot of cake.

[Devout Pathian]

This was cognitive cake and gave Kelsier a lot of power.

[BitBitio he/him]

And then the universe exploded with the Irrelevance of it all.

[Snipexe he/him]

And Butt was born anew

[+Ark1002]

This time but had two heads, three arms, and one leg. He also had a rocket butt.

[Snipexe he/him]

This was But, Butt however was completely normal

[Rebecca she/her]

To the relief of a certain narrator.

[BitBitio he/him]

The narrator named @Archer.

[+Ark1002]

But became friends with Butt.  They got together one day and ate a roast chasmfiend.

[Archer he/him]

The mimes arrived to...

*looks around*

*everything is normal*

"Huh," said Archer, a narrator. "I was expecting something else. Umm, the chasmfiend was very tasty. Full of meat and stuff."

 

[Devout Pathian]

Because it was confusing, Butt left But, but it was a hard decision.

[+Ark1002]

But wept for weeks, then blew up because he was becoming relevant, and Butt came back to attend his funeral.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Narrator SD came back to the thread

Edited August 9, 2018 by Stormblessed Dolphin

[whattheHoid she/her]

While Butt was at the funeral for But; he became sad. Than Kelsier showed up with some storming delicious cake and Uncle Brandy came with some Brandy. Conflict was also in attendance. He brought some Shard-plates for the cake. They Sparkled. This made Butt feel a little better.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

A new horde of Doom-squirrels appeared five blocks down the street

[Rebecca she/her]

But this was irrelevant, as they didn’t go anywhere near the funeral.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The Doom-squirrels ran into a herd of chulls. They became dinner. This, too, was irrelevant.

[BitBitio he/him]

Obviously.

[whattheHoid she/her]

While all this irrelevancy was happening, there was one relevant event. Butt Venture had again gone on his way to find some legendary Soul Stones. He didn't know why he needed to find some, but he was going to find some.

[Kidpen he/him]

Unsure why he needed them, he first tried to eat one.

[Devout Pathian]

it gave him indigestion.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Narrator SD turned Butt's hand into cheese