The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Rebecca she/her]

Which Butt then ate. He quite enjoyed cheese.

[Devout Pathian]

which also gave him indigestion.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Constipation actually

[Kidpen he/him]

So now he was constipated with no hand.

[BitBitio he/him]

Arnold kicked Butt.

It's up to you guys whether he kicked the person, or, well, not the person. 

[Rebecca she/her]

Well you capitalized it so...

Butt found this extremely rude, especially since he had just lost a hand. Things were just not going his way today.

[BitBitio he/him]

URAFIUS!!!!!!!!!

[Kidpen he/him]

Suddenly forgot who Urafius was.

[+Ark1002]

A giant duck then rampaged over Butt, kicking his butt.

[Devout Pathian]

So Butt kicked the giant duck’s butt.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The giant duck quacked in indignation and turned Butt's other hand into cheese in an effort to distract his attacker. It worked Butt was a sucker for all cheese but especially a smoked Gouda. He tried to resist eating his hand.

Edited August 10, 2018 by whattheHoid

[Snipexe he/him]

He failed

[Kidpen he/him]

So now he had no hands.

[whattheHoid she/her]

This drove Butt into a depression. He became so depressed, a flock of Cryptics came by and tried to bond with Butt. He said the words.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

"HAPPY, HAPPY BOOM-BOOM, SWAMP SWAMP, SWAMP!"

[BitBitio he/him]

Thus, Butt got his cutie mark in being "disarmed."

My baby sister watches WAAAAAAAAAY too much My Little Pony.

[whattheHoid she/her]

These oaths were accepted and Butt was now a Fartomancer Radiant. His Cryptic introduced herself as...

[BitBitio he/him]

Dirty Dishes, Sr.

[Kidpen he/him]

We do not speak of the Junior.

[BitBitio he/him]

Or the Senior Senior.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Or the Esquire.

[Kidpen he/him]

Or pie flavored ice cream.

[Devout Pathian]

or anything else that happens to be irrelevant

[whattheHoid she/her]

So Butt and his spren friend, Dirty Dishes, Sr. went on their merry way to meet up with other Radiants for a meet and greet. Butt was ready to get back into the dating scene. Dirty Dishes, Sr. was fascinated by the concept.

[Kidpen he/him]

But they were stopped on the way by a strange beggar storyteller jester combo man asking both to listen to his story listen to his insults and for money.