whattheHoid Posted August 10, 2018 Report Share Posted August 10, 2018 Butt stared at this man. He looked familiar. If only he could put his finger on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted August 10, 2018 Report Share Posted August 10, 2018 So he licked his finger and THEN touched the man with it. There. He could put his finger on it. The man was Hagrid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted August 10, 2018 Report Share Posted August 10, 2018 "You're a Radiant Butt." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted August 10, 2018 Report Share Posted August 10, 2018 "Oh no!" thought Butt in horror. "All small ways back, yet so long ago, Hagrid and I were conjoined! Please don't let this happen again! I dunno if I can stand Hagrid and his strange obsession with haggis!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted August 10, 2018 Report Share Posted August 10, 2018 Arnold has no memory of this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 So Butt did the one logical thing: he clicked the "nuke from orbit" button. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 Narrator Ene did the one illogical thing. She called in the corrupted ducks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 Some narrators, i.e. me, were stunned and amazed by the sight of these corrupted ducks. They were ringed in red. Anyone who bonds with a corrupted duck was granted the ability to see the future and the surge of limitations. This surge grants the ability to show the limitations of people within a 25' radius to the surgebinder. One of these ducks waddled over to Arnold in fascination. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 Arnold gazed curiously at the corrupted duck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 Arnold quickly bonded with the duck and became a Surgebinding Piglet. IN FULL COLOR!! Except really, he was in black and white. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormblessed Dolphin Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 Narrator SD (who always referred to himself in this way and in third person) had been biding his time, preparing, and now he summoned a huge army of doom-squirrels 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 Even though the army was huge, the squirrels were tiny. You couldn't see them without an electron microscope. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormblessed Dolphin Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 Narrator SD was angry at Apollyon for god-modding his army of doom squirrels to tiny size. In retribution, he turned a whole city into cheese, and sent Doom-rats to eat it. The cheese was magic, and it made the Doom-Rats grow to be 10 feet tall. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 But they were still as skinny as they were before, resulting in strange squirrels that resembled tall, subatomic toothpicks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormblessed Dolphin Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 Narrator SD killed Narrator Apollyon with a shard-pencil 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 (edited) But he didn’t. Bit took the blow for him. That is, only if @BitBitio decided to. Edited August 11, 2018 by Apollyon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 Arnold used his surge of limitations on these toothpick squirrels and rats and saw their weakness, water. He flung water everywhere, some of it landed on the narrator, SD. He dropped his Shardpencil and glared. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 Bit took the blow for @Apollyon. But he didn't die, because.... Spoiler THE SHARDPENCIL RAN OUT. OF. LEAD! AHHHHHHHHH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 So Narrator SD decided to sharpen it before trying again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 This didn't work because... Spoiler The sharpener broke!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 So Narrator SD cursed in all the Sanderson ways, “Storms, Rust and Ruin, Lord Ruler, Colors, Ash’s Eyes, Harmony, etc.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 Then tried to buy a new sharpener. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 (edited) The sharpeners guild knew of SD's Intent and refused to sell SD one. Looks like SD should've gotten a ShardSharpener. Whomp, whomp, whomp... Edited August 11, 2018 by whattheHoid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 SD bought an SD Card. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 To store her digital sharpener on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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