The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[BitBitio he/him]

Brandy Rebourne.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

He became feared throughout the land. Butt decided to go back in time and change everything back. After doing that, he went even farther back and abducted his childhood self so he could convince the loan collector that he was his firstborn son and give him his soul. Hence the reason that Butt doesn't have a soul.

[Devout Pathian]

He then used the money to buy the things he needed to get rid of Hagrid, who occasionally showed up.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

After completing the device, he primed it for use and...

[whattheHoid she/her]

This guy. With the fourth wall arguably repaired and Butt still a tri-shard, Butt was reasonably happy. This was all irrelevant as a whole army of ghanderflaffles came attacking.

I hope that Butt is still a tri shard, it's hard to keep track!

Edited July 7, 2018 by whattheHoid
Ninja'd

[Rebecca she/her]

Butt screamed like a little girl, and ran away from the ghanderfaffles as fast as tri-shardly possibly.

[BitBitio he/him]

But Brandy Rebourne, Hagrid, Stormfather, and the mighty armies of General Gee Flaff captured Butt, Arnold, and Ghanderflaffle and began their execution.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

But they forgot that Hagrid was possessing Butt, and Butt used the device just in time to separate them from Hagrid, so they accidentally killed Hagrid instead. His wife and 12 daughters cheered.

[BitBitio he/him]

And then everyone fainted.

[Devout Pathian]

Which was immaterial, which is another word for irreverent.

[Apollyon he/him]

"You mean irrelevant." A narrator corrected. But that was irrelevant.

[Devout Pathian]

All the people woke up from their irrelevant nap faint.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

But their waking up was unrelevant, because they were all promptly eaten by ghanderflaffles.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

The narrators found this irrelevant at the time, however, because they were too busy attacking @Gancho Libre with everything they had for saying unrelevant again.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Meanwhile, one of the narrators shattered the mythical fifth wall. He laughed. Now, truly, anything could happen! THIS WORLD WOULD FACE THE WRATH OF THE STORMBLESSED DOLPHIN. SELF-PROCLAIMED RULER OF THE NARRATORS!!!

But then Lift strikes him down with a pancake, trapping him in the cognitive realm.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Everyone gave Lift a high five and extra pancakes for saving us from the tryannical rule of Stormblessed Dolphin. As a consolation prize, Butt offered one of his daughters to him. Whether he accepted her was irrelevant.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

Because, they realized, they were still all  inside the ghanderflaffles.

[Apollyon he/him]

It was oddly dry. Or at least, dry in the way that it wasn’t soaking in blood.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

It was soaking in stomach acid, however.

[I Am Witless she/her]

Hoid was there, and began giving them advice on what to do when swallowed by large monsters.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Hoid started telling a grand story about the time he was swallowed by a chasmfiend. All what you had to do is roll around in sugar and eventually you pop out of any monster with little to no damage. "Because everyone knows that sugar gives all big monsters indigestion." declared Hoid.

[Archer he/him]

Luckily, Hoid knew the best way to find sugar for rolling in. "The first step is to do this," Hoid said, demonstrating the simple action that could save all of their lives. Unfortunately, no one could see how to do it because the stomach was very dark. And the acid was burning their eye holes. 

[BitBitio he/him]

The universe transformed into Butt- The Musical and everyone danced and sang about Shardblades.

[Apollyon he/him]

But they did the whole musical inside of the ghanderflaffle.

[whattheHoid she/her]

It was getting crowded in the ghanderflaffle so Hoid took his magic sand and powders and transformed them into sugar. It started to rain sugar. Then Mraize cut a hole through the giant ghanderflaffle and peered inside.

Edited July 7, 2018 by whattheHoid
Grammer ninja'd