The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Devout Pathian]

he hated it.

[Mistspren she/her]

Beyond rain, falls

[The Hope of Elantris]

Like crystal tears 

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

Which is irrelevant. 

[Rebecca she/her]

Butt screamed in frustration of this three word limitation.

Edited May 16, 2018 by Rebecca

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

So he changed it to a forty three word limitation, with a minimum word count of fifteen.

Edited May 16, 2018 by Nerd3.14159265358979

[Apollyon he/him]

Tears crystallize, like

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

Then he realized he couldn't count.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

So he eradicated word counts and instead used word count. (The European nobleman.)

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

So he eradicated word counts and instead used word count. (The European nobleman.)

Dang! I didn't mean to post this again. Sorry guys! (I don't even know how I managed it...)

Edited May 16, 2018 by Nerd3.14159265358979

[Mistspren she/her]

Count Countermann Countesquo Countelliniumestriankin Countwinnasquiponbretveskimbledon the Third walked in, upon hearing his name addressed in Butt’s mind. The count was a telepath of course, so this made total sense.

Unfortunately, the count was darkeyed, so his authority meant nothing on Roshar. 

 

[Apollyon he/him]

So he magically counted the steps all the way to Scadrial.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

and reach 2378695186453928645 x 107

Edited May 16, 2018 by Gancho Libre

[Rebecca she/her]

Butt ran away from the Count as fast as he could.

[Devout Pathian]

Count chased him down and telaported them to Scadrial.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

and thus the journey took only 5 steps. He counted.

Edited May 16, 2018 by Gancho Libre

[Devout Pathian]

“Where have you taken me?” Butt screamed.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

To my castle. "Count von Count's Castle."

Edited May 16, 2018 by ElephantEarwax

[Devout Pathian]

Butt wanted to go back to Roshar, so he took 5 steps backwards, knowing it would work.  He banged his head on the Count’s wall.  He was still in this rusting castle.

EDIT: Since this is the 666th post in Butt’s story.  The devil then showed up.

Edited May 16, 2018 by Aurora the Rioter

[Archer he/him]

"Um, I'm not really comfe-, sorry comfortable with, um, talking to people and stuff, so, um, hi?" Asked the devil, leaning his gargantuan head down to speak with the confused looking Butt. 

[I Am Witless she/her]

5 hours ago, Mistspren said:

Count Countermann Countesquo Countelliniumestriankin Countwinnasquiponbretveskimbledon the Third

Someone has too much time on their hands.

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

"One," said the Count. "Ha ha ha."

[Mistspren she/her]

41 minutes ago, I am Witless said:

Someone has too much time on their hands.

That's study hall when you've already finished your homework for you. 

Edited May 16, 2018 by Mistspren

[Apollyon he/him]

The devil handed Butt a fiddle, and pulled out a golden one himself. Also, Earth is now Cosmere. Also, Butt and the devil are magically in Georgia.

[AonEne he/him]

Of course, Butt didn't know what that meant.