The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[AonEne he/him]

10 minutes ago, Apollyon said:

Suddenly, the old man revealed himself as a chasmfiend! Rawr! He then proceeded to violently harass Butt Venture.

This is the first time I've been happy to be ninja'd. 

The monster knocked our hero onto his namesake, then proceeded to his other namesake off into the distance. 

[Ink he/him]

Just discovered this. Here goes nothing.

Bob was sitting in his lab, waiting for his noodles, when he thought up an idea to make them cook faster. 

[AonEne he/him]

Then his microwave exploded. Bob fell and broke his arm. Ene cried because Bob is her father's name. 

Meanwhile, Butt stood up. 

The Cosmere has microwaves wherever Bob is 

Edited April 30, 2018 by AonEne

[Ink he/him]

Unfortunately, Butt tripped and fell back down. Ouch.

[AonEne he/him]

Then, he stood up. He did not have any Shallan character development. But our hero was good and would not crawl! He did wonder why some lady was screaming THIS IS NOT A TRAGEDY, IT'S NOT AN ACCIDENT at him though. 

241 more pages to go! We got this! 

The song I'm listening to has captions in another language for some reason, and I figured out it was German by hearing 'misery' and seeing 'Elend'. Thing is, Elend was capitalized. So now I'm wondering who among the captions people reads Mistborn. (Not that I know how captions work anyway.) 

[BitBitio he/him]

Butt changed his name to Al.

[Yvainnie she/her]

Then he changed it back and started to wonder: “Why do I keep changing my name? Shall I continue my quest?”

 

Edited April 30, 2018 by Yvainnie

[Gancho Libre he/him]

'Nah', he thought. 'The quest can wait. My name is now Winston.'

[The Thinking Herald he/him]

"Wait. Winston sounds... Not epic enough." He muttered to himself under his breath. "Henceforth, I shall be known only as Urafius Venture." There we go. I needed a name with which I could one-up that cousin of mine.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Like moths are drawn to a lamp, ghanderflaffles were drawn to the name. These were not the pancake-loving ghanderflaffles Urafius had met before, but a subspecies of ghanderflaffles that preyed on awesomeness.

[Snipexe he/him]

Hmm.... I like puns Urafius thought as the ghanderflaffles attacked. As he kicked one away, he came to the realization of his middle name. I am Urafius Ad Venture he yelled with the voice that makes it official.

 

Edited April 30, 2018 by Snipexe

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Sensing the pun, the ghanderflaffles fled, thinking puns were too unawesome to be worthwhile.

"Lame!" Urafius shouted. "Puns are great, you overgrown sea-anemenemenies!!!!!!"

[Weedolfin she/her]

what about Bob? (The microwave guy)

[BitBitio he/him]

Moving on.

 

A toy piglet named Arnold ate Bob.

He then proceeded to become the main character of this story.

He went into a special room that sent him to the future.

Urafius was still alive.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Didnt see your post Bitbitio I'll change mine

Arnold found Urafius right outside of the magic room.

"Get out of here, Urafius," Arnold said. "I'm the main character now.

 

Edited April 30, 2018 by Gancho Libre

[Ink he/him]

Bob, from inside Arnold, yelled, "No, I will soon be! For I, the great Bob, will soon become the greatest villan the universe has ever known!" Then procedes to silently contemplate the reason a toy pig would eat him.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Arnold, annoyed, threw up Bob and ate him again, just to show that he could.

[Ink he/him]

@BitBitiois having forum trouble.

Can you post this for me on the longest thread misadventures? For some reason my phone hates me

Arnold has A-Aluminum. He proceeds to burn it whilst Bob is in his stomach.

"Bye bye Bob!"

[Ink he/him]

Bob says goodbye to his pride as his belt buckle dissapears.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Urafius and Arnold proceed to partake in an ancient dancing ritual that a ghanderflaffle told them would make them Radiants. It actually didn't do anything, but the ghanderflaffles knew that. They just wanted a funny video to show their squid-like offspring.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

The video got millions of views and became insanely popular. Then (don't ask me how) all the attention toward them gave them a new type of investiture.

[Kidpen he/him]

This Investiture is called Arianoae. Arbitrarily.

Edited April 30, 2018 by Kidpen

[Gancho Libre he/him]

As one of it's powers, there are many, it allows them to snorkel really well.

[Rebecca she/her]

I’m so confused. I have no idea what’s even going on in this thread anymore.

It also allowed them to read in the dark.

[Kidpen he/him]

So they read the entire Cosmere and were very confused.