The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

35 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

Eof opened the door. "Yes?"

Bookwyrm smiled.

"It's been a little while, and I thought I'd check in."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

5 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

"I hate memorizing things, and it doesn't help when they blink in and out of existence." The ally looks up. "But I've finished one chart. Just the rest of these, however many that is, to go. Yay."

"Oh, you can stabilize them if you do this." The inspector reached down and tapped a corner of the sheet, freezing the charts in place. "Tap it again to start it back up, or swipe to the side to advance one at a time."

On 3/30/2023 at 2:02 PM, Nameless* said:

“I think we should go to the Ghanderflaffle empire first. That seems like a place where things happen, right?”

"I'll take your word for it," 655 answered, following Moni out the door.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The Ghanderflaffle empire was rising quite quickly upon their arrival.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Dr. Tommy Coolatta challenges bookwyrm to a battle.

Tommy sent out Sunkist.

[Telrao she/her]

A small cat knocks over the Sunkist and runs away, giggling.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Sunkist gets up, flies to the cat, and crushes it with a meteor, before barking.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Sunkist breaks the 4th wall and states: "Sunkist (played by Lauren): Purported to be the perfect dog. He was created by Tommy, possibly with some help from G-Man, and is immortal. Sunkist is a very large, two-dimensional stock image of a Golden Retriever, almost the same height as Gordon. He is shown to be incredibly obedient, bulletproof, and is capable of flight." -Wikipedia.

Edited April 5, 2023 by Just_a_Fan_YT
forgot something.

[Telrao she/her]

The small cat is completely unconcerned by the meteor and eats it, because it's made of cheese!

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

sunkist sets the cat on fire

[Telrao she/her]

1 minute ago, Just_a_Fan_YT said:

sunkist sets the cat on fire

This does not actually happen, as it is non-canonical! The cat skips over to Sunkist and taps him on the nose with a tiny paw.

"You need to bold your text if you actually want things to happen!" She says, then fades and disappears into the Blind Eternities before Sunkist has the chance to reply.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Sunkist will remember this.

Tommy shoots a faraway chicken w/ a MAC cannon.

Sunkist waits politely for someone else to post.

Edited April 6, 2023 by Just_a_Fan_YT
fix dubble post

[That1Cellist he/him]

Nale (not the herald but the super cool ninja guy) Reappeared from years of meditation. He was very confused, but pleasantly surprised to find that the pineapple ocean still existed.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Sunkist turns by 90 degrees, turning invisible.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

On 4/1/2023 at 0:49 PM, Sequence said:

The Ghanderflaffle empire was rising quite quickly upon their arrival.

655 squinted. "How can it be moving so much, yet stay in the same place?"

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

19 hours ago, Just_a_Fan_YT said:

Sunkist will remember this.

Tommy shoots a faraway chicken w/ a MAC cannon.

Sunkist waits politely for someone else to post.

Sadly, Weaponized Magnetic Acceleration has since been outlawed by the UEG.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Tommy remains oblivious to this.

Sunkist drinks the pineapple ocean.

Edited April 6, 2023 by Just_a_Fan_YT
forgot something.

[Immortal Platypus]

On 3/31/2023 at 3:37 PM, xinoehp512 said:

"Oh, you can stabilize them if you do this." The inspector reached down and tapped a corner of the sheet, freezing the charts in place. "Tap it again to start it back up, or swipe to the side to advance one at a time."

"I'll take your word for it," 655 answered, following Moni out the door.

The ally groaned. "I wish I knew that earlier."

[Edema Rue she/her]

The Rather Large Chicken made friends with The Rather Squishy Centaur Insect.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Not to be confused with The Rather Squishy Insect Centaur.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Or, of course, The Really Squishy Insect Centaur.

[Argenti he/him]

All three of whom despised each other since grade school.

[Edema Rue she/her]

It all went back to the time that they all developed a crush for The Really Solid Centaur Insect.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

But none of them were ready to be in a committed relationship yet.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

And then, the Really Solid Centaur Insect was hit by a stray MAC blast.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Luckily, only No One cared about the Really Solid Centaur Insect. They were too busy staring at The Really Solid Centaur Insect, which had begun growing wings.