ShrubSeph Posted May 4, 2023 Report Share Posted May 4, 2023 A ghost spontaneously appeared in between them, looked around, sighed, and then drifted into the ground until it could no longer be seen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted May 5, 2023 Report Share Posted May 5, 2023 This was very sad. There was much screaming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 Many consultants were hired. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 But they quit quickly, as they didn't have experience in these matters. One, however... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 Had even less experience than the rest, and was therefore put in charge of everyone and everything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 6 minutes ago, Edema Ruh said: Had even less experience than the rest, and was therefore put in charge of everyone and everything. This was unfortunately what happened a lot of the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 (edited) Fortunately, One turned out to be a natural. Which was something that also happened a lot of the time. Edited May 7, 2023 by Nameless* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 One's last name was Day. Thus, he/she/they/it were One Day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted May 8, 2023 Report Share Posted May 8, 2023 One day, One Day realized that she didn't know what she was supposed to be doing. The people that had hired her never told her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 8, 2023 Report Share Posted May 8, 2023 Unfortunately, One Day then made the terrible decision of learning to do her job properly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted May 8, 2023 Report Share Posted May 8, 2023 This ended up with her getting fired, as we can't have competent people in the manager/supervisor position! That's just irresponsible! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 8, 2023 Report Share Posted May 8, 2023 Unfortunately, One day reacted to this by selling company secrets to the highest bidder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 8, 2023 Report Share Posted May 8, 2023 On 4/27/2023 at 2:44 PM, Being of Cacophony said: "Ok." The ally kneels down and continues. The pair placed stars for... honestly, it was hard to tell. After a while, time seemed to flow thinner than water. At last, the inspector stood up, satisfied. "Finished." On 4/27/2023 at 5:01 PM, Nameless* said: Moni chuckled, walking towards the elevator that led up to the Ghanderflaffle empire proper. “It’s not actually that bad. Just don’t think about how they look.” “Family business. Supervising one of his children’s first adventures.” 655 immediately began to imagine what a Ghanderflaffle might look like. "Er... that's not supposed to be reverse psychology, is it?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 8, 2023 Report Share Posted May 8, 2023 29 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said: 655 immediately began to imagine what a Ghanderflaffle might look like. "Er... that's not supposed to be reverse psychology, is it?" "Uh, no. Trying to form an accurate mental image of a Ghanderflaffle is pretty much impossible. Too much contradiction." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted May 8, 2023 Report Share Posted May 8, 2023 "Seeing one is even worse." Everyone remarked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 8, 2023 Report Share Posted May 8, 2023 655 closed his eyes instinctively. He wound up missing the elevator doors. "Ow." He rubbed his head and stepped into the lift. "Well, it is what it is, I suppose." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 8, 2023 Report Share Posted May 8, 2023 Moni hit a button on the elevator. "Don't worry. Your brain won't explode if you don't try to process what your eyes are seeing." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 8, 2023 Report Share Posted May 8, 2023 1 hour ago, Nameless* said: Moni hit a button on the elevator. "Don't worry. Your brain won't explode if you don't try to process what your eyes are seeing." "...you mean to say there is a non-zero chance of my brain exploding if I do?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 8, 2023 Report Share Posted May 8, 2023 10 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said: "...you mean to say there is a non-zero chance of my brain exploding if I do?" Moni shrugged. “Depends on how controversial your interpretation is.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 8, 2023 Report Share Posted May 8, 2023 51 minutes ago, Nameless* said: Moni shrugged. “Depends on how controversial your interpretation is.” 655 looked disturbed the rest of the way up the elevator. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 9 hours ago, xinoehp512 said: The pair placed stars for... honestly, it was hard to tell. After a while, time seemed to flow thinner than water. At last, the inspector stood up, satisfied. "Finished." "That took forever. What now?" The ally stood up and stretched. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 15 hours ago, xinoehp512 said: 655 looked disturbed the rest of the way up the elevator. Reaching the top, the elevator's doors opened with a friendly *ding*. Moni stepped out of the elevator into a magnificent city filled with Ghanderflaffles. "So... why did we come here again?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 13 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said: "That took forever. What now?" The ally stood up and stretched. "Well, most of the planets will auto-fill, but there are a few we'll have to do manually." The inspector tapped a star and they were instantly transported there. He pulled out a few more charts. "Here. These are the chemical compositions and sizes of each planet in this system." 2 hours ago, Nameless* said: Reaching the top, the elevator's doors opened with a friendly *ding*. Moni stepped out of the elevator into a magnificent city filled with Ghanderflaffles. "So... why did we come here again?" 655 tried to remember, but he was too busy not thinking about the Ghanderflaffles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 4 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said: "Well, most of the planets will auto-fill, but there are a few we'll have to do manually." The inspector tapped a star and they were instantly transported there. He pulled out a few more charts. "Here. These are the chemical compositions and sizes of each planet in this system." "Great," she groaned. "I guess I'll get started." She sat down and started plotting planets. "On the bright side, this should take less time." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_Fan Posted May 15, 2023 Report Share Posted May 15, 2023 Sunkist appears and asks: "has godwin's or poe's laws happened yet? just wondering." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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