The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Someone else nodded in sympathy.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Shut up, Someone else. I don't need your sympathy." Everyone said angrily. Fuzzy mouthed 'sorry' to Someone else, patting Everyone on the back gently.

[Exotic Almond he/him]

I have made the thread 1 post longer now.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The most Exotic Almond that Sequence had ever seen was vaporized, as it did not bold it's post.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

5 minutes ago, ExoticAlmond said:

I have made the thread 1 post longer now.

Bolded posts are part of the story.

Someone Else went and cried in a corner. Then she accidentally swore vengeance on everyone, because she forgot to specify Everyone (personified).

Edited December 16, 2022 by Ookla the Perpetual

[Exotic Almond he/him]

The Exotic Almond decides to unvaporate and use the proper format.

Edited December 16, 2022 by ExoticAlmond

[NameIess]

Subversion gives The Exotic Almond some horneater white as a welcoming gift.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Rabbit gives Almond a cookie.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The shadows, with a devilish grin on their unseen features, offer Almond a trade of a lifetime's supply of donuts in exchange for his soul.

[Immortal Platypus]

Platypus says not to do it and then goes to console Someone Else.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Sequence smacked the Shadows in the face. "That is not how you welcome new Narrators!" She said. "Go in the corner and think about what you did." Sequence pointed to the corner of the room that everybody was in because yes.

[NameIess]

Someone else was very upset. "No one ever gets my name right!" He sniffled, looking dejected.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Fuzzy patted Someone else on the back. "It's okay, what's important is that you're a good person!" With those words, Fuzzy literally glowed. Everyone looked disgusted.

[NameIess]

"No one likes me. They think I'm a terrible concept for a character and shouldn't exist."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Oh, that's not true." Fuzzy said comfortingly. "Yes it is." Everyone scoffed. "S̸̖̾͗H̸̝̻͊̀U̴̜̘̳̟̍̈́̋T̸̢͇̬͋͌̈͝ ̵̤̔̒U̷̻̣̠͌̀̾̚P̵̪̈́̂͐,̸͕̲͍̻͌ ̴͈̎̐N̴̞̙̫͐̀͘͜O̸͉̬̙͂B̷̡͔̪͚͌̽̊̓O̶̬̍͐͊D̵̞̐Y̶̳͍̺̭͛ ̴̛̼̋̇̕L̸̟̳̃͐̋͝I̶͓̞̲̣̓͛̔Ḵ̵̘͍̄̾͆Ȩ̵͚̱͕̏S̷̮̏ ̷̤̌̈́̒Y̷̡̱͕͘Ö̶͎́U̸̯̒̌͆͊," Fuzzy hissed at Everyone. Everyone looked surprised. Fuzzy cleared her throat. "Sorry about that. As I was saying, that's definitely not true. You're a nice person and you're a great cook. Just because Nameless gave you a funny name doesn't mean you're a bad character."

[NameIess]

"It's not the name that makes everyone hate me. I'm just too good at everything."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Fuzzy paused. "... Why would everyone hate you for that?"

[NameIess]

"Well, maybe they don't actively hate me, I'm just too overpowered for anyone to like me as a character."

Edited December 16, 2022 by Ookla the Untitled

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Fuzzy frowned. "I wouldn't say that. Maybe people are just jealous of how awesome you are!"

[NameIess]

"No, I'm just too skilled at everything. Aside from that one story I told to my grandchildren, No one's really liked me."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Oh... Well I like you. Sequence likes you. I'm sure Cardinal would like you if he got to know you. Maybe people just haven't gotten to know the real you yet."

[NameIess]

"I think I should ask Subversion to retcon me."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"No way! You can't think like that." Meanwhile, Everyone was laughing hysterically.

[NameIess]

"It's not like I've been doing much. I'm practically getting forgotten, as it stands."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"That's not true..." Fuzzy said, kind of running out of ways to make Someone else feel better.