The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Steven, who had never visited Roshar, was very confused.

[NameIess]

He managed to stay a Radiant for a whole three seconds before his spren couldn’t take it anymore and broke the bond.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Steven, who had no idea what a spren was, didn't even notice.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Nin's apprentice realized that he was acting as a shard, meaning he was one, and had therefore already ascended.

Edited August 13, 2022 by That1Cellist

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

And so the Eizards let Nin, Nin's Apprentice, Steven, and That One Elephant (AKA TOE) go.

[That1Cellist he/him]

They could finally claim the R.C.M.P. Whatever that was. One thing was certain though. The prophesy would continue, and Nin would be pleased.

[NameIess]

Maybe.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Probably.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Steven was pleasantly surprised that he’d become a radiant. He hasn’t realized it was in the cards. He supposed that only the people with the greatest weaknesses became radiants, and he had the greatest weakness of all

[NameIess]

Indeed, the fact that there was a spren who managed to put up with him for three seconds was a great encouragement to Steven.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Stormwarden caused a strange crack to sprout in space. this had a ripple effect on the fourth wall.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

“Hullo mate,” Steven said to Emulaton

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This was the secret fourth test, set by Nin for his apprentice to solve.

[NameIess]

This ended in disaster, as Nin’s apprentice had no idea that he was supposed to be questing.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

There was much screaming.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And much burning of corpses.

[NameIess]

THis was all ignored due to the discovery of Adreus the Spellbound's last known location.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Which was the cinema. Adreus had been there last Tuesday.

[NameIess]

And the Tuesday before that too.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Adreus watched the same show every tuesday for three centuries. 

The show was a classic film, of course

[Knight of Iron she/they]

And yet, it was made in 2017.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

This mind boggling fact boggled all the narrators' minds- especially since the current year was approaching

Silhouette decided to invite the other narrators' to a party in the year 2022.

Edited August 14, 2022 by Shining Silhouette

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"Don't you mean page 2022?" Bookwyrm asked. "Because I don't think TLT actually has a consistent calendar, timewise...."

To prove his point, 8,889,207 years suddenly passed in three seconds.

[NameIess]

This exploded everyone’s mind.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And created the race of the most ancients.