The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

It had discovered cheese on the other side, and it gobbled the cheese up.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar sighed and threw a large chunk of cheese to the rat as he wanted to be neutral in further wars of TLT (maybe).

[Going_North_cal]

Doomslug fluted, dashing in front of the rat, stealing it, and hyperjumping to the opposite corner of the room.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

The rat screamed and shapeshifted into a massive doomslug, crushing the fourth wall entirely and regaining its cheese. It then turned back into a rat.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The crumbled Fourth Wall groaned from the floor. It's children, the Fifth and Sixth walls, huddled around it while sobbing uncontrollably.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

The rat felt a little bad, seeing the sobbing walls. But not to much, because it was a rat.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone screamed. Although it was different, because it was mostly for no reason. On the other hand, it could have been because rats are scary, but nobody really knows. To this day, it is the #1 unsolved mystery in the world. "Why did everyone scream that one time?"

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

The answer is obvious and simple, but not easy. You would just have to ask Everyone, but they have pleaded the fifth on that one and declined any further interviews.

[AonEne he/him]

On 2/4/2022 at 7:41 PM, Nameless said:

The horneater laughed. "This is good. It is great privilege to serve a god as great as yourself." He glanced over at Facepalm, then leaned in closer to Ene. "That one, I gave them soup, and they cracked tooth on claw."

"Oof," Ene said politely and eloquently. She took another sip of soup, avoiding any claws. "Say...is there anything you guys have been needing lately?" 

[AonDoor he/him]

The Door remained silent.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar bit I gigantic chunk out of the door, causing the door to screech in pain.

[Silva]

It then bit Thaidakar.

Edited February 11, 2022 by Silva

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar ate the entire door and choked it down, his indigestion was very good since he had become a narrator.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Completely smashing his fingers.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

whaaa?

Thaidakar pondered why his fingers would be smashed but shrugged it over as he summoned his anti-pineapple army.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

I was ninja'd :D.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The fact that Thaidakar's fingers were completely smashed from eating a door was very frightening. Everyone screamed.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar smiled as his anti-pineapple army took over the Ghanderflaffle empire.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

And with the return of the Ghanderflaffle Empire came the inevitable return of Uncle Brandy. But he was drinking brandy, not whisky, so that was mega sus.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

But as the ghanderflaffles were taken over by supreme narrator Thaidakar it was useless and Uncle Brandy was forced to drink Horneater White by Moni.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

But then Tim the janitor showed up and slapped Thaidikar with 1. His hands 2. A piece of cheese 3. A rubber chicken and 4. A freshly caught rainbow trout. Then he smashed Thaidikar's fingers again.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar then turned Tim the janitor into a rubber chicken and slapped Nameless with Tim the former janitor now rubber chicken.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Sequence quickly leapt forward and began to strangle the rubber chicken. They were NOT going to let Odium the chicken ascend again.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar agreed and patted Sequence on the back kindly. But thaidakar knew what sequence was going to say and said, "Thaidakar can act kindly sometimes."

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

Suddenly out of nowhere! Absolutely nothing changed.