The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Szeth grinned with malice, stepping into the room, crumpling up the story, and tossing it into the fireplace.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

The fireplace spat it out.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Szeth ate it, digesting instantly.

[Silva]

Something exploded.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was Szeth, who had been eaten by the Survey Reconstitution Machine. It removed the digested paper from his gut and restored it to its former condition only slightly traumatized.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

It  kept Szeth, though. Which was unfortunate because Szeth had been invited to Hoid's birthday party, which was to take place later that afternoon.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar groaned as he shook of death juice. He walked towards @Nameless and slapped him as hard as he could.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone screamed. How rude!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar turned and stated, "how could it be rude if it only was what this foul cremling deserves."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"How rude!" Everyone remarked, still screaming.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar sighed and looked at his palm where a small trinket was held, "I am and will always be the Narrator to rule them all."

[Silva]

The trinket disagreed with Thaidakar.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

So did Thaidakar's palm.

[Voidspawn he/him]

To show his disagreement, Thaidakar's palm left Thaidakar, turning into a tree and making lots of Sticks.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Which gave an excuse for Stick to return, so HE DID

in case anyone doesn’t know, “he did” is my catchphrase here, apparently 

[Experience he/him]

A certain narrator tried to convince Stick to be fire.

[+Doomstick he/him]

It was futile

[Experience he/him]

The narroter tried a different tactic. "You could be water!"

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Futile, it was.

[Voidspawn he/him]

The world became red. Only red.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

But then it wasn't anymore. This brief splash of red had been because of how mad Hoid was that no one had showed up to his birthday party. Everyone was scared.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar sighed and ate the tree that had formally been his palm.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Void came and broke the Fourth Wall.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The Fourth Wall denied him access, reminding him that his membership had expired.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Then a large rat chewed its way through the fourth wall.