The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Going_North_cal]

Allgod stopped, hearing the whispers of the dead. Or, not dead, as it seemed. He entered the Spiritual Realm, seeing Thaidakar, somehow still alive.

He stopped, noting Ghanderflaffle. Allgod snapped his fingers. Ghanderflaffle blipped out of existence, and the Cosmere returned to peace.

Allgod turned back to Thaidakar. 

"Still alive, I see?"

"Not for long."

Allgod began to tear apart Thaidakar's spirit web.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar screamed, his narrator powers were no match for Allgod, but he had one thing over Allgod, he had a weapon, something powerful. Thaidakar used an uno reverse. the whole event stopped and they were all sent back in time. 

Thaidakar grabbed Mjiolnir and made a hole in the wall.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Facepalm gasped at power flooded into them. the power to create. and they power to destroy.

First,  they destroyed all other shards except the two they possessed. Then they made Thaidikar god emperor over all creation. Then they solved world hunger and all conflict. then they killed all of their enemies. They were invincible.

Edited February 14, 2022 by Szeth's Facepalm

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Szeth's Facepalm said:

Facepakm gasped at power flooded into them. the power to create. and they power to destroy.

first,  they destroyed all other shards except the two they possessed. then they made Thaidikar god emperor over all creation. then they solved world hunger and all conflict. then they killed all of their enemies. they were invincible.

you are kind of too late, I reversed time and fixed everything

Thaidakar patched the whole and threw Mjiolnir out the window and started playing among us.

[Going_North_cal]

Doomslug elected to ignore the fact that Thaidakar had just made a hole in the wall of Canon, and went about his day.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

aww crem. i was having fun.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

too bad facepalm

Thaidakar found the two shards wisdom and survival and gave them to Facepalm.

[Going_North_cal]

I think that's a good way to end my tyrannical, heartless rule over the Cosmere

Doomslug whistled as he wandered the planet, vibing.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

right? it keeps the random happening but also the deeper plot moving.

Thaidakar wiped his sweat away as he neglected to tell anyone he almost died. Thaidakar sent this to Doomslug as revenge.

[Going_North_cal]

Doomslug ignored the link, knowing what it was. Fragments of memory, memories of infinite power entered his mind. He chuckled as he remembered bits and pieces.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar groaned and told Doomslug, "I did it for the greater good, if you look closer you can see how many lives we ruined. it was only after the shards were removed from me that I realized what harm they brought to our minds, Doomsluf promise me you will not seek any of the shards again."

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Facepalm was incredibly wise now. they knew that Kanye was going to be elected president in 2024. they knew that among us was going to make a comeback in 3400. they knew that the dinosaurs were going to come back. they used their powers to make a delicious sandwich. the best sandwich they had ever eaten. 

just ignore me y'all

Edited February 14, 2022 by Szeth's Facepalm

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I literally laughed out loud from that Facepalm that was awesome.

Thaidakar high fives Facepalm and then continued his conversation with Doomslug.

[Going_North_cal]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar groaned and told Doomslug, "I did it for the greater good, if you look closer you can see how many lives we ruined. it was only after the shards were removed from me that I realized what harm they brought to our minds, Doomsluf promise me you will not seek any of the shards again."

As Thaidakar spoke, Doomslug remembered. He remembered killing Thaidakar's physical form, and feeling heartless rage at him for daring to resist him. He remembered becoming a God, and ruling with an iron fist.

Doomslug broke.

He wept, regretting it all, swearing to Thaidakar over and over that it would never ever happen again.

"I am sorry," He sobbed, "I am sorry, I was not in my right mind, I was tainted!"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Doomslug The Destroyer said:

As Thaidakar spoke, Doomslug remembered. He remembered killing Thaidakar's physical form, and feeling heartless rage at him for daring to resist him. He remembered becoming a God, and ruling with an iron fist.

Doomslug broke.

He wept, regretting it all, swearing to Thaidakar over and over that it would never ever happen again.

"I am sorry," He sobbed, "I am sorry, I was not in my right mind, I was tainted!"

"Our minds were both tainted," said Thaidakar who wept too, patting Doomslug's back with compassion, "we must never touch that kind of power again."

Meanwhile in a land far far away Han Solo shot first.

[AonEne he/him]

27 minutes ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said:

He forced his attention on Valor, killing him quickly, and absorbing Valor.

>:-( 

Narrator Ene poked her head through a hole in reality. "Is the latest bout of conquering all over? The stars got boring." 

[Going_North_cal]

"Never," Doomslug vowed. "Never again."

Meanwhile, in a land far far away, Katniss Everdeen shot a bird.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 minute ago, AonEne said:

>:-( 

Narrator Ene poked her head through a hole in reality. "Is the latest bout of conquering all over? The stars got boring." 

Thaidakar smiled, "yes Ene, yes it is done."

Just now, Doomslug The Destroyer said:

"Never," Doomslug vowed. "Never again."

Meanwhile, in a land far far away, Katniss Everdeen shot a bird.

"I swear not to touch a shard again," said Thaidakar following suit.

Meanwhile in a land far far away a fan shipped Han Solo and Katniss Everdeen.

[Going_North_cal]

Doomslug was at peace. His body began to dissolve. He looked down at himself, noting the dissolving.

"It seems my time here has ended, for now," he said matter-of-factly, "I will return eventually, but I must go now."

"Uphold your oath, Thaidakar. We are beings of honor."

With that, Doomslug faded.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Uncle Brandy was just glad that in this mess of Adonalsiumy chaos, no one had noticed that he really was the mega sus imposter established three pages ago all along. He ate a bagel and did a Welsh jig, laughing as he stabbed all the crewmembers who didn't know his real name. Because he wasn't the real Uncle Brandy, he was...

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar cried out in horror and sadness, "NOOOOOOOO!!!!"

and with that Thaidakar dissolved like bing bong. 

[AonEne he/him]

38 minutes ago, Firerust said:

Uncle Brandy was just glad that in this mess of Adonalsiumy chaos, no one had noticed that he really was the mega sus imposter established three pages ago all along. He ate a bagel and did a Welsh jig, laughing as he stabbed all the crewmembers who didn't know his real name. Because he wasn't the real Uncle Brandy, he was...

The Kool-Aid Man. 

[Going_North_cal]

Doomslug gasped, sitting up in a field of grass. He felt all over himself. He was alive.

He was alive, and he had a task to fulfill. 

Found a City. Fill the City with good people.

The city's name will be Kalithor.

Doomslug stood, and decided to found Kalithor here, right in the center of this expansive plains.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar appeared beside Doomslug and said, "can I help?" 

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

The Kool-Aid Man was annoyed that the dramatic story kept ignoring him, so he smashed through the fourth wall, yelled "OHHH, MAYBE!" at the Narrators, dumping sparkling water out of the top of his head to the poor unfortunate souls who deserved it (and you thought he'd be pouring Kool-Aid, shows what you know).