The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar built an empire and defeated the Romans and the Persians resulting in the U.C.S.A. The United Communist States of America.

[Mortals]

The U.C.S.A was promptly bombed for copying a country name

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

It was replaced with the Yolish Mariachi Crews of America. Y.M.C.A. for short.

[AonEne he/him]

*fingerguns* 

This new nation loved, more than anything else: 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

A song, Thaidakar's themes song.

[Going_North_cal]

And the lyrics of this song contained many swears

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Which was remarkable as Thaidakar does not swear.

[Going_North_cal]

At least, he used to not swear. Now he does a lot of it.

[Mortals]

He swore to five stormlight oaths in one day

[Going_North_cal]

Doomslug swore them with him, and now there were two Fifth Ideal radiants in this thread. Doomslug was a lightweaver

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar was a windrunner, and a Skybreakers, and a truth watcher, and a bond smith, and a lightweiver, and an else caller, and a will shaper, and a stoneward, and a Dustbringers and an edge dancer.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick, however was a Narrator

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar however had a billion uno reverse cards stashed in [REDACTED].

[Silva]

[REDACTED], unfortunately, became overrun with capybaras.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar smiled because he had put a lot of capybara spray. the capybaras died and Thaidakar stored his uno reverse cards in another place, in an alternate dimension and an alternate reality, also another timeline. there happened to be an army surrounding the uno reverse cards made up of bridge four and all of everyones favorite characters from every book series.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Knowing Thaidakar's corruption, they took and kept the Uno reverse cards for themselves to change the plotlines of their respective book series. It's better than what Thaidakar would have done with them, but all of them changing the story of their worlds created a multiverse of madness in which any fanfiction possible became canon. Bridge Four, for example, used the reverse cards to become those who could not protect themselves and needed to be saved all the time.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

"NOOO" Thaidakar shouted, "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE!"

suddenly the universe went into chaos as Firerust was not the proper keeper of the uno cards, only Thaidakar could use them and only for proper catastrophes otherwise people would come and murder Thaidakar with their almighty powers of bonds.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Thaidakar was stopped by none other than...

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar himself. you see Thaidakar had set up bonds across all of the universe. Thaidakar had inadvertadly set himself up to fail. Thaidakar just realized the and then did the one thing he could do. He grabbed an uno skip card, an uno reverse card and an uno wild/add four. Thaidakar played the uno reverse card sending them back in time to the UCSA times. Thaidakar then used the wild add four to give himself four new cards. they were an uno reverse, a five, a seven and a three. Thaidakar cursed and stored his new cards and his skip in his storage.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone screamed.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Suddenly someone rang the doorbell, Thaidakar answered, it was doctor who.

Doctor who said...

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Pee shwees ima fee du frm brm eee."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar cocked his head and asked, "too much wine?"

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Loo fum jee yt gee dp."

Edited February 18, 2022 by Sequence

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar nodded, understandably, "so yes?"