The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[AonEne he/him]

Ene snuck behind everyone's metaphorical backs and took up Valor. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Hecker groaned as he took up whimsy becoming BAD PUN!

[Going_North_cal]

Tradition took up the Shards of Mercy, Invention, and Whimsy, becoming the Shard of Emotion. He now held 8 Shards, and was able to create life with a flick of his wrist.

He continued his search for more Shards.

 

 

*oops i didn't see you took whimsy oh well*

 

Edited February 14, 2022 by Doomslug The Destroyer

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Doomslug The Destroyer said:

Tradition took up the Shards of Mercy, Invention, and Whimsy, becoming the Shard of Emotion. He now held 8 Shards, and was able to create life with a flick of his wrist.

He continued his search for more Shards.

I already have mercy and whimsy...

Thaidakar took up three unknown dawn shards.

[AonEne he/him]

Ene Man AKA Valor was content with her power and retired to the big city. 

[Going_North_cal]

Tradition fumed as three dawnshards fell into the enemies hands. He went to Roshar, and crushed Rysn, taking up the Dawnshard Change.

The power coursed through him as he gained new abilities. The ability to manipulate Everything.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar smiled and sent his giant army from across the cosmere to attack Ene man the vessel of Valor.

Thaidakar groaned and sent half of his armies to secure Roshar again. his singers and radiants were not going to fail.

Edited February 14, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Facepalm burned bronze and soothed all emotion everywhere, permanently, killing the emotion shards. Then facepalm ate a sandwich. It was a tuna sandwich.

Edited February 14, 2022 by Szeth's Facepalm
Ninja'd by three separate people wow

[Going_North_cal]

Tradition, now having become Manipulation, thanks to the Dawnshard Change, resisted Facepalms soothing, and Changed his spiritweb, removing Allomancy.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar smiled as he asked Facepalm to ally with him. his armies had sequered Roshar but Tradition had escaped. 

Edited February 14, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood

[Going_North_cal]

Manipulation Changed Sel and Scadrial, Manipulating their peoples to his cause, and making them Mistborn. He ordered them to attack Thaidakar and Facepalm.

[AonEne he/him]

ValorEneMan headed vaguely in the direction of Alpha Centauri until all this calmed down. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar sighed, "why can't we just stick with our places?" Thaidakar sent his army of radiants, fused, dakhor monks, humans, singers, taynix, bad puns and more to attack Tradition.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Facepalm reluctantly decided to ally with Thaidikar, as it seemed their only option at the moment. They ate some metal and then exploded a bunch of stuff, but this time not at Thaidikar.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar smiled as he asked Tradition if they would like a cup of tea.

[Going_North_cal]

Manipulation laughed at this feeble attempt at a resistance. He held 6 Shards, plus a Dawnshard. A mere mortal army was nothing to him. He waved his hand, and the armies Changed. They turned and attacked Thaidakar.

"Fool," Manipulation hissed at Thaidakar, "You're a fool."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar smiled, he held 5 shards and three dawn shards, but he had a secret.

"That may be," said Thaidakar, "but I am the fool with the anti Manipulation light." 

the light flooded the room burning Manipulation. Thaidakar absorbed the shards and the dawnshards becoming Adonalisium. Thaidakar smiled evilly as he began to summon the power to destroy Doomslug but then he faltered, "I, I can't." thaidakar slumped to the ground and wept, "I cannot kill a friend." 

[Going_North_cal]

Doomslug quickly recovered, taking the light and using the last bit of his fading power to turn it to anti-Thaidakar light.

"I can."

He forced the light onto Thaidakar, and watched as Thaidakar died an agonizing death. Doomslug took up the eleven Shards, and all 4 Dawnshards. He forced his attention on Valor, killing him quickly, and absorbing Valor.

He Ascended, becoming New Adonalsium.

And the Cosmere was Reborn.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar jerked awake in the field of grass, what was this? thaidakar saw a pool of mist at his left and one at his right, "what is this?"

he heard a voice saying, "take it."

Thaidakar weakly plunged his hands into the pools and ascended.

TO MAGIC.

"fool." whispered Thaidakar as he rose in the spiritual realm in magnificence, "you forgot two shards, the last two, survival and wisdom."

Thaidakar summoned his powers and plunged them into someone, someone named @Szeth's Facepalm.

Edited February 14, 2022 by AonEne
merging double post

[Going_North_cal]

The spiritual aspect of New Adonalsium did not waver at this opponent. Survival and Wisdom would be different, as combined, they created the Shard of Life. But, with his power, New Adonalsium would make quick work of him.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Meanwhile Thaidakar, now freed of his shardhood wept at what had happened previously while starting something new.

Edited February 14, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood

[Going_North_cal]

New Adonalsium took upon himself a name, a name that rattled the Cosmere.

Allgod.

He forced his attention on the newly Ascended Shard of Life, and scoffed.

"Foolish boy," He said to Life, "I am All. You Cannot defeat me."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar cried in the corner whispering, "too strong, too strong, too strong."

[Mortals]

The universe imploded as ghanderflaffle became the one thousandth Pokémon

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

"huh?" said Thaidakar looking up, remembering, "I AM A NARRATOR." Thaidakar burst with power.