The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

It plotted how to destroy the new, power-hungry logo.

[NameIess]

Nameless gathered his forces to destroy the old logo.

[AonEne he/him]

Ene rose to defend both logos and stop the war. 

[Voidspawn he/him]

Voidspawn demolished Nameless and Ene's forces, attempting to revive the old logo. (I got a nat 20 on my attack roll lol)

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Knight uses his necromancy powers and brings to life the Most Ancient Logo to demolish all other 17th Shard logos.

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Edited November 19, 2021 by Knight of Iron

[Voidspawn he/him]

Voidspawn Splinters the false Shard, then Divides all opposing him into dust. Calling upon the powers of all stupid ides on the Shard, Voidspawn uses necromancy to revive Brandon Sanderson and force him to change the logo.

[AonEne he/him]

Brandon looks at the logos and proclaims them to be equal, except for the original Coppermind logo, which sucked. (sorry @LewsTherinTelescope) 

[NameIess]

Nameless refuses to hear this false Brandon's words, retreating into the deep wilderness that is the first thousand pages of TLT to gather his splintered forces in support of the new logo.

Edited November 19, 2021 by Nameless

[xinoehp512 he/him]

There he found a bruised and battered X's avatar, hiding from the world.

[+Doomstick he/him]

and the Ghanderflaffle empire

[NameIess]

(The Ghanderflaffle empire was omnipresent.)

[AonEne he/him]

The Brandon, who was NOT false, chased after them all. 

[LewsTherinTelescope]

However, they tripped and fell over the old Coppermind logo, which Brandon then declared to be decent after all.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But he hadn’t hired a consultant 

[AonEne he/him]

How could I ever forget about the consultants  

He hired a consultant named @Tesh to decide whether the new logos or the old logos were better, or the same. 

[NameIess]

Nameless chose this moment to enter the battlefield with a combined army from the seventeen greatest eras of the ghanderflaffle empire, complete with a full circle of thirteen consultants.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick laughed at the assumption that 13 was a full circle as he arrived with a real full circle of 72 Consultants

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Facepalm laughed because King of the Oreo had just told a funny joke. And also because Facepalm had a real full circle- 420 consultants, to be precise.

Edited November 20, 2021 by Szeth's Facepalm

[Silva]

More consultants just exacerbated the issue. They couldn’t agree on anything.

[AonEne he/him]

Not even on how many polls to have! 

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

So they approached the oldest Ghanderflaffle, The Ancient One.

[Silva]

It declared them all wrong and hired a breadmunk and a breadmonk instead.

[+Doomstick he/him]

and then a thermonuke hit them

[NameIess]

Nameless nodded in satisfaction from his secret lair. All had gone as planned. Draw all who opposed him into open battle, then nuke them from orbit. He smiled, holding up a glowing highlighter. "Soon, the world will know my wrath!"

[AonEne he/him]

Someone shot the highlighter out of his hand from afar.