#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted October 17, 2021 Posted October 17, 2021 Through the hemalurgic spike, TalnFan received the power of cheese.
#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted October 17, 2021 Posted October 17, 2021 (edited) Meanwhile, a coniving fish named Bob plotted to take over the world. hehe let’s take this along a weird tangent Edited October 17, 2021 by #1_Taln_Fan
#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted October 17, 2021 Posted October 17, 2021 He planned to start with conquering the ocean first, since it seemed like the easiest.
NameIess Posted October 17, 2021 Posted October 17, 2021 And promptly spent the rest of his career failing to do so for more than a few hours.
#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted October 18, 2021 Posted October 18, 2021 But then finally made headway after striking up a treaty with the sharks.
Mortals Posted October 18, 2021 Posted October 18, 2021 The treaty involved the sharks getting to eat him (permanently)
NameIess Posted October 18, 2021 Posted October 18, 2021 But in exchange, Bob was REBORN as the GLORIOUS ORCA OF DEATH!
Mortals Posted October 18, 2021 Posted October 18, 2021 (edited) (He was still of course permanently inside the sharks) Edited October 18, 2021 by Mortals Plurality
NameIess Posted October 18, 2021 Posted October 18, 2021 But he also gained the ability to mind control anything that ate him. And so his quest to be eaten by Cthulhu began.
Mortals Posted October 18, 2021 Posted October 18, 2021 Bob swam the sharks into an active volcano. (To be eaten by the earth)
#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted October 18, 2021 Posted October 18, 2021 It was the shark, but Bob ignored its terror. It was merely a means to an end.
#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted October 18, 2021 Posted October 18, 2021 As Bob plummeted towards the lava, he realized how stupid his plan had been
#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted October 18, 2021 Posted October 18, 2021 Suddenly, a flying pineapple appeared.
Knight of Iron she/they Posted October 18, 2021 Posted October 18, 2021 Bob screamed. The shark screamed. The pineapple screamed.
#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted October 18, 2021 Posted October 18, 2021 The pineapple swooped down, rescuing Bob, who had vomited out of the shark.
+Doomstick he/him Posted October 18, 2021 Posted October 18, 2021 Voidus came along and saw the pineapple
#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted October 18, 2021 Posted October 18, 2021 The pineapple, who’s name was Larry, saw the cookie in Voidus’ hand, but was smarter than Bob.
#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted October 18, 2021 Posted October 18, 2021 Larry dropped down and bonked Voidus on the head.
NameIess Posted October 18, 2021 Posted October 18, 2021 It wasn't very effective. Voidus was paralyzed! he may be unable to move.
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