The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

"Why not?" Nameless asked, covering X's avatar in yellow tape.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Why not not?" counterpointed X's avatar.

[NameIess]

"Good point. I'm gonna need more tape." Nameless pulled out his phone. "Hello, is this the CDC? I have a case of ID right here. Yes, you heard me right, we have an active ID case here. I'm going to need a full containment squad."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar touched a wall. It died.

[NameIess]

"Yeah, we need a lot of..." Nameless glanced over. "Hang on one second. Hey X could you maybe STOP touching things for a second?"

Edited October 9, 2021 by Nameless

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar was too energy deprived to avoid touching the floor.

[NameIess]

Nameless ran over to him. "Come on buddy, work with me here. Could you maybe float, just a little? Please? I'll get you a donut if you float. Do you like donuts?"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar would have glared at Nameless if he had any capacity left to glare. But he couldn't. He was too depressed.

[NameIess]

Nameless got back on the phone. "Guys? I think he's spiraling. Where in Harmony's name is that containment team?" He grabbed X's hand to pull him out of the hole.

Edited October 9, 2021 by Nameless

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar could barely even remember why he was depressed. He just... was, now. 

[NameIess]

Nameless winced, pulling his hand back. "You know, I can't remember either."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar pondered his loneliness.

[NameIess]

Nameless grabbed some liquid sunshine and dumped it on X's head.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Knight grabbed some solid sunshine and built a portal into the heart of the Ghanderflaffle Empire. "Ey, mates, let's go."

Edited October 9, 2021 by Knight of Iron

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar squeezed his eyes shut. The sunshine was bright, it was hot, and it was uncomfortable.

[NameIess]

Nameless summoned 37 puppies.

[Mortals]

The puppies were eaten by LiViNg cHeEsE

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Who had thought they were Szeth’s character

[NameIess]

Nameless glared at LC.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

LC glared at Nameless, who agreed to let down his resistance to narration for the next five posts.

[Mist she/her]

T glanced at Szeth_Pancakes, who seemed to be talking with the wrong style. Then glared at LC

[NameIess]

LC suddenly remembered that he was Nameless' best friend ever. He remembered how he had sacrificed his life to save Nameless, and how Nameless had spent years searching for a way to bring him back. How Nameless had stored LC's memories within the Ghanderflaffle empire's database. (And then accidentally eaten him, but whatever)

Edited October 13, 2021 by Nameless

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

4 minutes ago, Nameless said:

LC suddenly remembered that he was Nameless' best friend ever. He remembered how he had sacrificed his life to save Nameless, and how Nameless had spent years searching for a way to bring him back. How Nameless had stored LC's memories within the Ghanderflaffle empire's database. (And then accidentally eaten him, but whatever)

Fortunately, LC was a sociopath. It killed Nameless in such a way so that Nameless could never come back, not by the power of narration, nor by any other means.

[NameIess]

Nameless was happy as a ghost. Especially since, as a narrator, he could make himself not a ghost.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

LC used his narration powers to permanently blast Nameless to the desolate non-cosmere section of the forums.