The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Mortals]

Szeth stabbed him in the front

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

and the side at the same time.

[NameIess]

Nameless casually reached out and grabbed Szeth's weapon, snapping it in two between his fingers.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

55 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless casually reached out and grabbed Szeth's weapon, snapping it in two between his fingers.

Fortunately, Szeth had two weapons. (After all, how else would he have been able to stab Nameless in two places at once?)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The Mad Spelunker stabbed Nameless in the back with a catapult.

[NameIess]

Nameless blasted the Mad Spelunker with antimatter, then punched Szeth into the sun.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The Mad Spelunker laughed maniacally.

[NameIess]

Nameless handed him a cookie.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The cookie melted in the hand of the Mad Spelunker.

[NameIess]

Nameless handed him a mithril dagger in the chest.

[Mortals]

The Mad Spelunker returned the gesture

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Szeth came back from the sun. It took a while.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The ground unexisted.

[NameIess]

Then re-existed. Someone was messing with on/off blocks again.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

“Stop playing Mario Maker, and do your homework!” said Szeth’s mom.

[NameIess]

"But moooooooom, I need to put out a new video. I have twelve subscribers."  Szeth whined back.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

“Two subscribers,” she clarified. “And if you get a bad grade, it’s your fault.

[NameIess]

Meanwhile, Nameless was streaming Minecraft to 377 people. And only 378 of them were bots.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

The Illuminati had been confirmed.

[NameIess]

So Nameless went on a quest to eliminate all of the illuminati's opposition.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

And Szeth went on a quest to eat some pizza.

[NameIess]

These quests, coincidentally, collided.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

It had turned out that the Illuminati was actually behind the Pizzagate conspiracy.

[NameIess]

And Nameless had to cover that up.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Knight went on a quest to uncover it up.