The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Mortals]

“How many posts are there on every page?” Asked a mysterious voice from nowhere

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X explained that there were 25.

[NameIess]

Meanwhile, Nameless finally hit the ground with a dramatic superhero landing.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Knight punched some numbers in his calculator and guessed they were 98 pages from page 1500, so he posted to take that number down to 97.

Edited October 2, 2021 by Knight of Iron
Nameless posted and it ruined my numbers.

[NameIess]

Nameless laughed maniacally and brought the number down to 96.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X wondered how quickly that could be accomplished.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Knight shrugged, and wondered if there was someone they could consult with on the answer to the question.

[NameIess]

Nameless pulled out a time machine.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Knight pulled out a pen.

[NameIess]

Nameless smashed the time machine, turned it into an oven, and made a fortune cookie in it.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Knight proffers the pen.

[NameIess]

Nameless closed his eyes and scribbled randomly on a small piece of paper, then placed the paper into the fortune cookie.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

"Do we open it?" Knight asked.

[NameIess]

Nameless stared at him, aghast. "Of course not! We have to find a small child and let him open it."

[Knight of Iron she/they]

"Can I just conjure one?" Knight asked, then conjured a three-year-old little boy.

[NameIess]

Nameless sighed and handed the fortune cookie to the child.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

The kid grabbed it and cracked it in half. The paper fell to the floor, and the kid stuffed the cookie in his mouth.

[NameIess]

Nameless picked up the fortune cookie. "It says 'soonish'. There's your answer."

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Knight nodded, then looked around. The Berries and Cream police were, unfortunately, surrounding them with nearly three hundred police cars. They still wanted to kill them.

[NameIess]

Nameless ripped the door off of a fallen car. "I'll take the guys on the left"

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Knight snapped off the windshield wipers, and dual-wielded them. "I suppose I'll take the right."

[NameIess]

Three hours later, The Berries and Cream police were soundly defeated, and the thread had barely increased in length. "Did we just skip the whole fight scene? Come on, that was such a cool moment!"

[Knight of Iron she/they]

"How did that happen?" Knight complained.

[NameIess]

"I have no idea, but it skipped the coolest moment of my life. I still can't believe I hit that trickshot." Nameless sighed and dropped his rocket launcher.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Knight responded with a wise musing, something about irony and the nature of TLT existence, but as soon as it was said it was erased from everyone's minds forever.