The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

But it failed.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

It wasn’t very effective...

[NameIess]

And it missed.

[Mortals]

Toaster noises

[NameIess]

Caused all the narrators to wake up.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Except Knight, who remained fast asleep.

[NameIess]

And all the dead narrators.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And the depressed ones.

[Silva]

And those who were already awake.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And those who were depressingly awake.

[NameIess]

And those who were depressingly asleep.

[The Technovore he/him]

All got into a 2008 Chevy Corvette Convertible and travelled to the land of Berries and Cream.

[NameIess]

Where they ate lots of berries and cheese.

[The Technovore he/him]

This of course was a capital offense in the land of Berries and Cream, so they were all ceremoniously crammed into 2012 Chevy Silverado (which was colored gold), and were driven--

[NameIess]

Off of a cliff in the middle of the night. The land of Berries and Cream were not big on prisons or justice, but they did love their tragic accidents.

[AonEne he/him]

Happily, the cliff was five miles high, so they had some time to try and escape - though not much. 

[NameIess]

Nameless took the direct route by kicking the door off its hinges and jumping out. (Didn't help with the fall, but it looked deevy).

Edited October 1, 2021 by Nameless

[AonEne he/him]

Meanwhile, Ene hurriedly started drawing Aon Tia. 

[NameIess]

Which was very impressive, considering she was in a car flipping wildly through the pitch black night 3.789 quadrillion light years away from Elantris.

Edited October 1, 2021 by Nameless

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar did a spectacular job not caring.

[NameIess]

So Nameless ripped the door of the car X's avatar was in, grabbed him, and jumped back out of it. (Which still did nothing to help the fall).

[AonEne he/him]

30 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Which was very impressive, considering she was in a car flipping wildly through the pitch black night 3.789 quadrillion light years away from Elantris.

(Ene was just awesome like that.) 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Nr. Stick started getting excited about page 1500

[AonEne he/him]

Narrator Ene, having safely teleported out, asked what page it was for him. 

[NameIess]

Nameless took a break from falling dramatically off a cliff to answer Ene's question. "We're on page 1495".