The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

With Perry the platypus.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Szeth had never watched Phineas and Ferb, so if you expected him to make a reference, you’d be sorely disappointed.

[NameIess]

Nameless was aghast.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Szeth was decidedly not.

[NameIess]

Nameless began devising a plan to kidnap Szeth and force him to watch Phineas and Ferb.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Which had one major flaw.

[NameIess]

So he came up with another one. He would narrate the entire series in TLT. 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

13 minutes ago, Nameless said:

So he came up with another one. He would narrate the entire series in TLT. 

*until he died

[NameIess]

Of course, being a narrator, he would never die unless he wanted to.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Knight was a ghast.

[NameIess]

So Nameless killed him for a regen potion, just in case.

[Mortals]

Mortals decided whoever posted first on page 1500 would lose

[NameIess]

Nameless disagreed vehemently.

Also, I think you've set the record for longest time on the shard without increasing your post count. (Not including lurkers, I guess).

[AonEne he/him]

It made sense that Nameless would disagree, because Ene knew through Secret Magic(k)s that he had been the first person to post on page 1500. (The secret version, of course.) 

[NameIess]

3 minutes ago, AonEne said:

It made sense that Nameless would disagree, because Ene knew through Secret Magic(k)s that he had been the first person to post on page 1500. (The secret version, of course.) 

Nameless knew this, of course, because he was extra awesome.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Knight respawned as a ghast.

[NameIess]

Nameless glanced up at him. "Oh, perfect. I was running out of fireworks."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar pulled out a lava trident.

[NameIess]

Nameless pulled out a rocket launcher.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

The ghast placed a command block.

[NameIess]

Nameless used /kill @e

[Knight of Iron she/they]

All entities were greeted with a You Died! screen. For some reason everyone's score was 0.

[NameIess]

Nameless's score immediately went up to 2,000,000

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Knight's score jumped to 3,000,000.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's score was the integer limit.