The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

By smashing him over the head with a crayon.

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Butt II was angry at this attack, and so came at Butt and stomped his kneecaps backwards.

[NameIess]

But Butt was prepared for this assault, and used a hyperhydrodrophilic ray to drown Butt II.

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

A giant penguin flew down from on high, to mediate this fight and bring peace to all.

Edited November 8, 2021 by #1_Taln_Fan

[NameIess]

But Butt hated giant penguins. This would be a problem, but Butt II happened to love giant penguin meat.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Butte protected the giant penguins

[NameIess]

But against the combined forces of Butt and Butt II, Butte was overwhelmed.

[Condensation she/her]

Butte sank to their knees, beginning to cry. "I'm just so - so overwhelmed!"

[NameIess]

Butt II handed him a fried penguin leg. 

[Listener she/her]

Butte ate the fried penguin leg.

[Silva]

Then he remembered that he was vegetarian.

[NameIess]

He quickly spat out the bone. (Fried giant penguin leg is vegan, of course)

[Voidspawn he/him]

Then he rooted around the nearby palace to see if there were any vegan cows in the vicinity.

[AonDoor he/him]

He found one named Jorge, and they became good friends before Butte ate him.

[Voidspawn he/him]

But since Butte was getting super hungry, he ate his own vegan butt.

[+Doomstick he/him]

and his own vegan Butt

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Butt then ate Kaladin, who had been following him this entire time.

[NameIess]

And then Syl murdered Butt.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless noted that the logo had been changed since the last time he was here.

He also hugged his children, Butte and But Venture.

Edited November 17, 2021 by Truthless of Shinovar

[NameIess]

But Butt was dead.

[+Doomstick he/him]

he was making a horrible joke because everything has e in it and it was his duty as a dad

[NameIess]

Nameless was confuzzled.

[+Doomstick he/him]

dad + e = dead

[NameIess]

Nameless wase appalled ate hies owne horrible dead joke.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

The Old 17th Shard Logo began to rise. It would have its revenge.