Through The Living Glass She/They Posted February 20, 2025 Posted February 20, 2025 Just now, TwinStorm said: IK HURRY UP THEN READ MY AWESOME SONG ARGH GIMME TWO MONTHS I'M VERY BUSY WITH ALL THESE ESSAYS >>:(
TwinStorm He/Him Posted February 20, 2025 Posted February 20, 2025 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said: ARGH GIMME TWO MONTHS I'M VERY BUSY WITH ALL THESE ESSAYS >>:( OKAY FINE HMPH THEN YOU HAVE TO START WOT >:) Edited February 20, 2025 by TwinStorm
Through The Living Glass She/They Posted February 20, 2025 Posted February 20, 2025 2 minutes ago, TwinStorm said: OKAY FINE HMPH THEN YOU HAVE TO START WOT >:) *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* FINE lol I was already planning to
TwinStorm He/Him Posted February 20, 2025 Posted February 20, 2025 Just now, Through The Living Glass said: *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* FINE lol I was already planning to good heeheehee you'll like Mat
Hoid Slayer He/Him Posted February 24, 2025 Posted February 24, 2025 (edited) Hero: A Monster parody Sung by Kaladin in the chasms in WoK. (Light spoilers for WoK, haven’t read WaT yet so no spoilers please) Spoiler How has everything been turned against us? How has suffering become so endless? How am I to free myself from this misery? Do I need to change? I’m surrounded by the souls of those I’ve lost I’ve let them all down why must this be my cost What if the only one who can ever make them free Is me What if I’m their hero What if I need to stand What if I’m the failure Thats been dooming them all along What if I’m the one who killed you Every time I caved to guilt What if I’ve been far too hard on myself But a failure to you What if I’m their hero? When the parshendi loses a friend to our soldiers is he up in the middle of the night Or does he shove his remorse aside and keep fighting with pride And then sleep knowing he has done right When the bridge leader sends my men to die like flies is he going insane Or did he learn to get colder as he grew older and now he spares himself the pain When the bright lord slays my friends to make us pay Does he feel pain for those he has betrayed Or does he keep us in check to assert his strength And now no one dares to piss him off Does a surgeon weep no tears for the ones he loses because he is vile Or does he throw away his self-pity and save more lives in time If I became the hero And threw that guilt away Would that make us stronger Would it keep our friends alive If I became the hero And forgot about the past Made sure we made it out of here Who would care if we lose our hearts If I became the Hero Oh, heartlessness is mercy upon ourselves And deep down I know this well I lost my brother, my honor my men So many friends gone, this can’t go on I must get to live a life beyond these walls So if I must fight through my demons and trauma I’ll learn to keep going And if I gotta watch another friend die and not shed tears in an instant so the rest stay alive Then I’ll become their hero I will let the fallen go And I’ll become their hero Like none they’ve seen before So what if I’m their hero Hiding in my shame I must become their hero And then we’ll make it free Hero, oh Tieeeeeeen Hero, oh Amaraaaaam (turning to rage) Hero, oh Oh, heartlessness is mercy upon ourselves Hero, oh I’ll become their hero Edited February 24, 2025 by Hoid_Slayer 3
TwinStorm He/Him Posted February 25, 2025 Posted February 25, 2025 15 hours ago, Hoid_Slayer said: Hero: A Monster parody Sung by Kaladin in the chasms in WoK. (Light spoilers for WoK, haven’t read WaT yet so no spoilers please) Hide contents How has everything been turned against us? How has suffering become so endless? How am I to free myself from this misery? Do I need to change? I’m surrounded by the souls of those I’ve lost I’ve let them all down why must this be my cost What if the only one who can ever make them free Is me What if I’m their hero What if I need to stand What if I’m the failure Thats been dooming them all along What if I’m the one who killed you Every time I caved to guilt What if I’ve been far too hard on myself But a failure to you What if I’m their hero? When the parshendi loses a friend to our soldiers is he up in the middle of the night Or does he shove his remorse aside and keep fighting with pride And then sleep knowing he has done right When the bridge leader sends my men to die like flies is he going insane Or did he learn to get colder as he grew older and now he spares himself the pain When the bright lord slays my friends to make us pay Does he feel pain for those he has betrayed Or does he keep us in check to assert his strength And now no one dares to piss him off Does a surgeon weep no tears for the ones he loses because he is vile Or does he throw away his self-pity and save more lives in time If I became the hero And threw that guilt away Would that make us stronger Would it keep our friends alive If I became the hero And forgot about the past Made sure we made it out of here Who would care if we lose our hearts If I became the Hero Oh, heartlessness is mercy upon ourselves And deep down I know this well I lost my brother, my honor my men So many friends gone, this can’t go on I must get to live a life beyond these walls So if I must fight through my demons and trauma I’ll learn to keep going And if I gotta watch another friend die and not shed tears in an instant so the rest stay alive Then I’ll become their hero I will let the fallen go And I’ll become their hero Like none they’ve seen before So what if I’m their hero Hiding in my shame I must become their hero And then we’ll make it free Hero, oh Tieeeeeeen Hero, oh Amaraaaaam (turning to rage) Hero, oh Oh, heartlessness is mercy upon ourselves Hero, oh I’ll become their hero reprise of this sung as he swears the Fourth Ideal
Hoid Slayer He/Him Posted February 26, 2025 Posted February 26, 2025 On 2/20/2025 at 1:42 AM, TwinStorm said: WHATS A GOOD SONG FROM EPIC? It’s been a while, but it would be interesting to try adapting Scylla…
Use the Falchion Posted March 13, 2025 Posted March 13, 2025 "No Longer You" from EPIC, but it's Dalinar visiting the Nightwatcher in Oathbringer. This one was surprisingly easy with minimal changes: Spoiler Cultivation: I am the High Spren, with the answers you seek Growth, I've unlocked it I see past and future running free There is a world where I help to grow But that's not a world I know Dalinar: What? Cultivation: I see a song of past romance I see the sacrifice of man I see portrayals of betrayal And a brother's final stand I see you on the brink of death I see you draw your final breath I see a man who gets to redeem those lost lives But it's no longer you Dalinar: This can't be I've suffered and sailed through the toughest of hells Now you tell me my effort's for nothing? Cultivation: I see your homeland covered in red Faces of monsters who all believed were dead I see your love with a man who is haunting A man with a trail of bodies Dalinar: WHO? Cultivation: I see a song of past romance I see the sacrifice of man I see portrayals of betrayal And a brother's final stand I see you on the brink of death I see you draw your final breath I see a man who gets to make it home alive But it's no longer you "Underworld" from EPIC, but about two characters in WaT: Spoiler Kaladin and Szeth's journey to Shinovar in WaT. I almost did a voice for Molly the sheep, but I decided against it. Kaladin: Syl, Blackthorn's instructions were clear No matter what we fear Full speed ahead Until we find the Herald My comrades, this land confuses your mind So no matter who we find Szeth, Nightblood, Syl: Full speed ahead, until we find the Herald Kaladin: Good Szeth: All I hear are screams, every time I dare to close my eyes I no longer dream, only nightmares of those who've died Nothing's what it seems Kaladin: Nothing's what it seems Szeth Here with the Honorblades, the past seems close behind Kaladin: This land confuses your mind Kaladin & Syl: When does a man become a monster? Szeth (to himself and to Kaladin): How many dozens of men, have died under your command? (The Wretch for Kaladin): Captain! Captain! Captain! Captain! Why would you let the Shin man live When ruthlessness is mercy? Szeth: All I hear are screams, every time I dare to close my eyes I no longer dream, only nightmares of those who've died Nothing's what it seems Kaladin: Nothing's what it seems But in the Underworld, the past seems close behind I keep thinking of the pirates from that night I keep thinking of the pirates from that night NIGHTBLOOD: This life is amazing when you greet it with open arms Kaladin: Nightblood, please... Syl: Whatever we face, we'll be fine if we're leading from the heart No matter the place, we can light up the world Here's how to start: Greet the world with open arms Greet the world with open arms Szeth: Sword-Nimi (Man's Voice): Waiting Szeth: That voice, it can't be (Man's Voice) Waiting Szeth: Dad? Neturo: Waiting Szeth my dear son, when you come home I'll be waiting Even if you're the last thing I see, I'll be waiting Szeth: I'm right here, dad Can't you see? I'm (waiting) Waiting Szeth: I took too long Neturo: I'll always love you Szeth: And ventured too far Neturo: I'll stay in your heart Szeth: While you were Both: Waiting, waiting, waiting Szeth: Bye dad Szeth: All I hear are screams Every time I dare to close my eyes I no longer dream Only nightmares of those who've died Nothing's what it seems But with the Honorblades, your past is always close behind Your past is always close behind Here with the Honorblades 3
dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ Posted March 13, 2025 Posted March 13, 2025 Susebron and Lightsong (Guster: Center of Attention) Almost no changes at all, works perfectly. (sorry about the semi obscure song) Spoiler Lightsong: One of us won't last the night Between you and me it's no surprise And there's two of us both can't be right Neither will move till it's over Susebron (aside): I'm the center of attention In the walls inside my head And no one will ever know it if I keep my mouth shut tight Both (Susebron obviously just lip-synching): My own little world is what I deserve 'Cause I am the only child there is A king of it all the belle of the ball I promise I've always been like this Forever the first, my bubble can't burst It's almost like only I exist Lightsong solo: Where everything's mine Susebron (aside) solo: I will keep my mouth shut tight, tight, tight Susebron (aside): All by myself I'm so much better on my own And way out there It is the same old place that it always has been Lightsong: I'm the center of attention In the walls inside my head And everyone will know it I don't keep my mouth shut tight, tight, tight My own little world is what I deserve 'Cause I am the only child there is A king of it all the belle of the ball I promise I've always been like this Forever the first my bubble can't burst It's almost like only I exist Where everything's mine so I don't keep my mouth shut tight, tight, tight! Lightsong: One of us won't last the night Between you and me it's no surprise And there's two of us both can't be right Neither will move till it's over I'm the center of attention no more walls inside my head And no one will ever know it Don't you keep your mouth shut tight Yeah, no one will ever notice Don't keep your mouth shut tight, tight, tight (Lightsong sacrifices himself for Susebron in this moment) Susebron (quiet, with a stutter): My own little world that I don't deserve 'Cause I am the only child there is A king of it all, the belle of the ball I have not always been like this Forever the first my bubble has burst It's almost like I just don't exist Said everything's mine I had to keep my mouth shut tight, tight, tight 1
Hoid Slayer He/Him Posted March 18, 2025 Posted March 18, 2025 (edited) Bridge run: A Survive parody Sung by Gaz and the bridgemen during Kaladin’s first bridge run in WoK. Spoiler (Briiiidge ruuuuun) (Briiiidge ruuuuun) Gaz My bridgemen The rest of our force They approach from behind And if you don’t hurry, they’re good as dead Straight ahead That is what we’re fighting (Briiiidge ruuuuun) No mercy No chance for support So shrug off your doubts This bridge must be placed right here and now Show me how Great is your will to survive! So many lives at stake It’s just one run to make And when it’s over then your pain is halted No failing on me now Defeat is not allowed I must live through this day so run, run, run! The chasm (The chasm) Keep distance in mind Disperse to the sides Lower it without force And slide it across (Slide it across) Make sure to work quickly (Ha, ha!) Exhausted (Exhausted) So tired of this Your strong but it’s slow All you feel is pain yet you have to lead Work with speed Get down and push for your liiives! Bridgemen So many lives at stake Its just one run to make And when it’s over then our pain is halted (Push harder) No failing on us now Defeat is not allowed We must live through this day so push, push, push! … Sergeant Enough They’re shooting at us They’re shooting at us! What are our orders!? Sergeant? Sergeant! Kaladin They sent us here to die So many lives will fall So many screams will call And when they are killed, then their pain is over They’re dying here and now Escape is not allowed They won’t live through this day, they die, die, die Edited March 18, 2025 by Hoid_Slayer 2
Wasing the want of this Posted March 21, 2025 Posted March 21, 2025 (edited) Kelsier : Centuries Elend : Rise Lord Ruler: Immortals Sazed : Losing My Religion Spook : Blinding Lights Allrianne : Sweet but a Psycho Miles 'Hundredlives' : I'm Still Standing (Sing Version) Vin : The Only Thing They Fear Is You Edited March 21, 2025 by Wasing the want of this
Through the Living Hopper He/Him Posted March 29, 2025 Posted March 29, 2025 I feel like this one must have been done before: OB: Spoiler Dalinar w/ Evi at the Rift: My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light 'em Up) : Dalinar as he approaches the Rift: Ooh oh oh oh, ooh oh oh oh Be careful making wishes in the dark Can't be sure when they've hit their mark And besides in the mean-meantime I'm just dreaming of tearing you apart I'm in the de-details with the devil So now the world can never get me on my level I just got to get you out of the cage I'm a young lovers rage Gonna need a spark to ignite My songs know what you did in the dark Dalinar to Soldiers: So light em up up up, light em up up up Light em up up up, it's on fire So light em up up up, light em up up up Light em up up up, it's on fire Ooh oh oh oh (in the dark-dark) Ooh oh oh oh (in the dark-dark) Evi: All the writers keep writing what they write Somewhere another pretty vein just dies I've got the scars from tomorrow and I wish you could see That you're the antidote to everything, except for me Dalinar: A constellation of tears on your lashes Burn everything you love Then burn the ashes In the end everything collides My childhood spat back out the monster that you see Tanalan (Not Sung): Don't you know what she did? Dalinar stops singing: What? (Kills Tanalan) More introspectively to Evi: My songs know what you did in the dark Soldiers: So light em up up up, light em up up up Light em up up up, they're on fire So light em up up up, light em up up up Light em up up up, they're on fire Ooh oh oh oh (In the dark-dark) Ooh oh oh oh (In the dark-dark) Light em up up up, they're on fire So light em up up up, light em up up up Light em up up up, they're on fire Ooh oh oh oh (In the dark-dark) Ooh oh oh oh (In the dark-dark) Ooh oh oh Dalinar: I know what you did in the dark. I don't know if this needs to go in a spoiler tag Adolin agreeing to the disadvantaged duel: Hit Me With Your Best Shot Szeth hunting Dalinar w/ Taravangian: Look What You Made Me Do Zane to Vin: God Needs the Devil Sunlit Man: Spoiler Sigzil: Boulevard of Broken Dreams If any of these need to be changed slightly, let me know. Same with if they need to be in spoiler tags. 1
Wasing the want of this Posted May 2, 2025 Posted May 2, 2025 I think that when Spook meets Beldre they should sing "gitchi gitchi goo" from Phineas and Ferb spoilers for The lost metal Spoiler when wayne is about to stop the bomb they should sing "Go Out With a Bang"
Trutharchivist he/him Posted August 5, 2025 Posted August 5, 2025 So, I recently encountered a Sharder who wrote a couple of songs like this on here. Some of them may have been linked here, but one I'm pretty sure wasn't is this When You Believe Knights Radiant version. Maybe I'll link some of their other stuff later, if there's interest.
Spring613 She/Her Posted August 6, 2025 Posted August 6, 2025 Consider: Your Idol from K-Pop Demon Hunters but it's Odium and the Fused. 1
Hoid Slayer He/Him Posted September 12, 2025 Posted September 12, 2025 Formless - a parody of HOPE by NF Spoilers for RoW Spoiler This song takes place when Formless takes over before the trial, and is mainly a debate between Formless, Radiant, and Veil. Shallan is prepared to follow through on her plan to kill Kalak, but suddenly, Veil opposes her. And the music begins... Shallan, Formless, Radiant, Veil, Chorus, Radiant + Veil, Radiant + Veil + Chorus, All three personas, Everyone ( including Chorus), Formless + Chorus Underline = spoken, not in OG song Shallan, pleading to Veil Whyyyy? You said you were on my side, said you would stand with me Haveeee? Have you lost faith in me? I though this wouldn't happen I thought you were someone I could trust Whyyyy? Voice distorts Whyyyy? No Formless takes control: 18 years you've been dragging your feet Tellin' me I'm the reason, the problem 18 years you've been claiming you're honest and promising progress, well, where's it at? I don't want you to feel like a failure I know this hurtsssss But I gave you your chance to deliver Now it's my turn Don't, get, me, wrong Veil, you've had a great run! But, it's, time, to Give the people something different! So without further ado, I'd Like to introduce my My world, My world, my world My world, my world, my world My world Formless What's my definition of success? Burying all your pains, yes Being who you were meant to be, Even when everybody else is, Tucking their tail between their legs Radiant! What's my definition of success? Believing that which your heart says Grinding when you're just told to quit Giving more when you got nothing left It's a person that'll take a chance on Something they were told could never happen It's a person that can see the bright side Through the dark times when there ain't one It's when someone who ain't never had nothin' Ain't afraid to walk away from The easy 'cause they'd rather do somethin' That really matters and take the pay cut It's a person that would never waiver Or change who they are Just to try and gain some credibility So they could feel accepted by a stranger It's a person that can take the failures in their life and turn them into motivation It's believing in yourself when no one else does, it's amazin'! Crazy what some fake faith will do, I know you don't even believe in you Why would you think or expect anybody else that's around you to? We have done things that we regret, said things we can't take back Were a lost soul at a crossroad who had no hope, I can change that Spent years of our life holding on to things we never should've kept, now I'll dump that Years of our life carryin' a lot of baggage we should've run away from Years of our life wishing we were someone different Lookin' for some validation Years of our life tryna fill the void, pretending we were in I CAN FIX IT! Veil! Growing pain's a necessary evil Difficult to go through, yes, but beneficial Some would say having our situation is a negative thing Which on one hand, I agree with On the other hand, it is the tool we've needed To survive, and start the healing process, see if We'd have never hit rock bottom, would we be the person that we are today? I don't believe so We're a prime example of what happens when you choose to not accept defeat and face your demons Took me 18 years to realize that if you wanna get that opportunity to be the Greatest version of yourself, sometimes, you got to be someone you're not to hear the voice of reason And there are people that can help you take a step back and look in the mirror, just look at him, look what he did, he Wakes up every day and turns to us, holds us in his arms, reminds us that we're loved (loved) We wait for him in darkness, knowing he'll always show up (up) With him we don't need to worry, don't get it twisted, we can have another shot I know where you're coming from, but do you really want to be back in that spot? 18 years of running, 18 years of searchin' 18 years of hurting, 18 years of pain 18 years of fearful, 18 years of anger 18 years of empty, 18 years of shame 18 years of broken, 18 years of anguish 18 years of hopeless, 18 years of (hey) 18 years of never, 18 years of maybe 18 years of later, 18 years of fake 18 years of hollow, 18 years of sorrow 18 years of darkness, 18 years of (mistake) 18 years of baggage, 18 years of sadness 18 years of stagnant, 18 years of chains 18 years of anxious, 18 years of suffering 18 years of torment, 18 years of (wait) 18 years of bitter, 18 years of lonely 18 years of pushing everyone away ('way) (I know we can change!) You'll never evolve! (We can be enough!) We are not the same! (We can have the heart!) You don't have the strength! (You don't have the will) You don't have the faith! You'll never endure, you'll never forget (Might as well give up) Not backing away! (You don't have the guts!) You're the ones afraid! I'm the one in charge! I'm taking the (NO!) I'm taking the Reins 1
KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him Posted September 16, 2025 Posted September 16, 2025 On 9/12/2025 at 6:31 AM, Hoid Slayer said: Formless - a parody of HOPE by NF Spoilers for RoW Hide contents This song takes place when Formless takes over before the trial, and is mainly a debate between Formless, Radiant, and Veil. Shallan is prepared to follow through on her plan to kill Kalak, but suddenly, Veil opposes her. And the music begins... Shallan, Formless, Radiant, Veil, Chorus, Radiant + Veil, Radiant + Veil + Chorus, All three personas, Everyone ( including Chorus), Formless + Chorus Underline = spoken, not in OG song Shallan, pleading to Veil Whyyyy? You said you were on my side, said you would stand with me Haveeee? Have you lost faith in me? I though this wouldn't happen I thought you were someone I could trust Whyyyy? Voice distorts Whyyyy? No Formless takes control: 18 years you've been dragging your feet Tellin' me I'm the reason, the problem 18 years you've been claiming you're honest and promising progress, well, where's it at? I don't want you to feel like a failure I know this hurtsssss But I gave you your chance to deliver Now it's my turn Don't, get, me, wrong Veil, you've had a great run! But, it's, time, to Give the people something different! So without further ado, I'd Like to introduce my My world, My world, my world My world, my world, my world My world Formless What's my definition of success? Burying all your pains, yes Being who you were meant to be, Even when everybody else is, Tucking their tail between their legs Radiant! What's my definition of success? Believing that which your heart says Grinding when you're just told to quit Giving more when you got nothing left It's a person that'll take a chance on Something they were told could never happen It's a person that can see the bright side Through the dark times when there ain't one It's when someone who ain't never had nothin' Ain't afraid to walk away from The easy 'cause they'd rather do somethin' That really matters and take the pay cut It's a person that would never waiver Or change who they are Just to try and gain some credibility So they could feel accepted by a stranger It's a person that can take the failures in their life and turn them into motivation It's believing in yourself when no one else does, it's amazin'! Crazy what some fake faith will do, I know you don't even believe in you Why would you think or expect anybody else that's around you to? We have done things that we regret, said things we can't take back Were a lost soul at a crossroad who had no hope, I can change that Spent years of our life holding on to things we never should've kept, now I'll dump that Years of our life carryin' a lot of baggage we should've run away from Years of our life wishing we were someone different Lookin' for some validation Years of our life tryna fill the void, pretending we were in I CAN FIX IT! Veil! Growing pain's a necessary evil Difficult to go through, yes, but beneficial Some would say having our situation is a negative thing Which on one hand, I agree with On the other hand, it is the tool we've needed To survive, and start the healing process, see if We'd have never hit rock bottom, would we be the person that we are today? I don't believe so We're a prime example of what happens when you choose to not accept defeat and face your demons Took me 18 years to realize that if you wanna get that opportunity to be the Greatest version of yourself, sometimes, you got to be someone you're not to hear the voice of reason And there are people that can help you take a step back and look in the mirror, just look at him, look what he did, he Wakes up every day and turns to us, holds us in his arms, reminds us that we're loved (loved) We wait for him in darkness, knowing he'll always show up (up) With him we don't need to worry, don't get it twisted, we can have another shot I know where you're coming from, but do you really want to be back in that spot? 18 years of running, 18 years of searchin' 18 years of hurting, 18 years of pain 18 years of fearful, 18 years of anger 18 years of empty, 18 years of shame 18 years of broken, 18 years of anguish 18 years of hopeless, 18 years of (hey) 18 years of never, 18 years of maybe 18 years of later, 18 years of fake 18 years of hollow, 18 years of sorrow 18 years of darkness, 18 years of (mistake) 18 years of baggage, 18 years of sadness 18 years of stagnant, 18 years of chains 18 years of anxious, 18 years of suffering 18 years of torment, 18 years of (wait) 18 years of bitter, 18 years of lonely 18 years of pushing everyone away ('way) (I know we can change!) You'll never evolve! (We can be enough!) We are not the same! (We can have the heart!) You don't have the strength! (You don't have the will) You don't have the faith! You'll never endure, you'll never forget (Might as well give up) Not backing away! (You don't have the guts!) You're the ones afraid! I'm the one in charge! I'm taking the (NO!) I'm taking the Reins This is... Spectacular!
NeverTrustAesSedai He/Him Posted October 8, 2025 Posted October 8, 2025 Do You Hear The Skaa Singing Kelsier: Do you hear the skaa singing, Singing the songs of angry men? It is the music of a people Who Rashek won't rule again! When the the whispers of your Tin Echo the pulsing of your Bronze, The skaa are soon to rebel When tomorrow comes! Will you join up with our crew, Burn your metals and stand with me? Before the falling ash There was a world that ought to be! Will you join in the fight That will give you the right To be freeeeeee? Skaa: Do you hear the skaa singing, Singing the songs of angry men? That is the music of a people Who RASHEK WON'T RULE AGAIN! When the whispers of your Tin Echo the pulsing of your Bronze, The skaa are soon to rebel When tomorrow comes! 4
GuybrushThreepwood Posted October 25, 2025 Posted October 25, 2025 Spoiler Lord Straff: Oh, Lord Ruler, you made many, many snapped mistborns I realize, of course, it’s no shame to be a tineye, But it’s no great honor either! So, what would have been so terrible if I had a bead of Lerasium? If I were a mistborn, Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum, All day long, I’d burn my atium, If I were a mistborn man, I wouldn’t have to store strength, Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum, If I were a biddy biddy snapped yidle-diddle-didle-didle man. I’d burn a big atium bead with steel by the vial, Flying over rooftops of the town, A fine tin helmet with a real mistcloak as well, There would be one steelpush for just going up, And one even larger for coming down, And one with duralumin just for show. I’d fill my bag with coins and boxings and vials of duralumin For the skaa to see and feel, Shooting coins as swiftly as I can, And each vial of the steel, be it tin, be it brass, be it zinc, Would land like a coin to the face, As if to say, here is a mistborn man, If I were a mistborn Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum All day long I’d burn my Atium, If I were a mistborn man, I wouldn’t like to store strength, Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum, If I were a biddy biddy snapped, yidle-diddle-didle-didle man. I see myself, a mistborn, burning my electrum vial, With a proper long mistcloak, Burning metals to my hearts delight, I see myself putting on pewter and flaring like a savant, Oy, what a happy mood I’m in, Pushing on the boxings, left and right. The most important men in the empire would come to fawn on me! They would ask me to advise them like a Lord Ruler, “If you please Lord Straff…” “Pardon me, Lord Straff…” Posing problems that would cross the Lord Ruler’s eyes! And it won’t make a difference if I answer right or wrong, When you’ve snapped, they don’t care whether you know! If I were snapped, I’d have the time that I lack to fly over Luthadel and flare, And maybe have a seat atop Kredik Shaw And I’d burn vials of atium with the snapped men, several hours every day, And that would be the sweetest thing of all! If I were a mistborn, Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum All day long I’d burn my Atium, If I were a mistborn man, I wouldn’t have to store strength, Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum Lord Ruler who made the mistborn and the ash, You decreed I should burn only tin, Would it spoil some vast eternal plan, If I were a mistborn man? Parody of 'If I were a rich man' from The Fiddler on the Roof. 2
BlastMaster Posted November 1, 2025 Posted November 1, 2025 On 2/24/2025 at 5:32 AM, Hoid Slayer said: Hero: A Monster parody Sung by Kaladin in the chasms in WoK. (Light spoilers for WoK, haven’t read WaT yet so no spoilers please) Reveal hidden contents How has everything been turned against us? How has suffering become so endless? How am I to free myself from this misery? Do I need to change? I’m surrounded by the souls of those I’ve lost I’ve let them all down why must this be my cost What if the only one who can ever make them free Is me What if I’m their hero What if I need to stand What if I’m the failure Thats been dooming them all along What if I’m the one who killed you Every time I caved to guilt What if I’ve been far too hard on myself But a failure to you What if I’m their hero? When the parshendi loses a friend to our soldiers is he up in the middle of the night Or does he shove his remorse aside and keep fighting with pride And then sleep knowing he has done right When the bridge leader sends my men to die like flies is he going insane Or did he learn to get colder as he grew older and now he spares himself the pain When the bright lord slays my friends to make us pay Does he feel pain for those he has betrayed Or does he keep us in check to assert his strength And now no one dares to piss him off Does a surgeon weep no tears for the ones he loses because he is vile Or does he throw away his self-pity and save more lives in time If I became the hero And threw that guilt away Would that make us stronger Would it keep our friends alive If I became the hero And forgot about the past Made sure we made it out of here Who would care if we lose our hearts If I became the Hero Oh, heartlessness is mercy upon ourselves And deep down I know this well I lost my brother, my honor my men So many friends gone, this can’t go on I must get to live a life beyond these walls So if I must fight through my demons and trauma I’ll learn to keep going And if I gotta watch another friend die and not shed tears in an instant so the rest stay alive Then I’ll become their hero I will let the fallen go And I’ll become their hero Like none they’ve seen before So what if I’m their hero Hiding in my shame I must become their hero And then we’ll make it free Hero, oh Tieeeeeeen Hero, oh Amaraaaaam (turning to rage) Hero, oh Oh, heartlessness is mercy upon ourselves Hero, oh I’ll become their hero Just gonna drop this here. Hope that's cool. https://suno.com/s/iigBzbylEp0Q5d0f
Hoid Slayer He/Him Posted November 1, 2025 Posted November 1, 2025 15 minutes ago, BlastMaster said: Just gonna drop this here. Hope that's cool. https://suno.com/s/iigBzbylEp0Q5d0f Hey, it came out super great! I don’t have Suno, so I don’t know how it works, but could you please cite me? Something like “Lyrics by Hoid Slayer” and a link to the post you quoted
IronMistborn Posted November 22, 2025 Posted November 22, 2025 (edited) Most of these aren’t the typical musical numbers in that a character breaks out in song, but consarn it, I can’t unthink of these themes for scenes/characters Way of Kings: Spoiler Syl: Judas Priest - Riding on the Wind. Title speaks for itself Kaladin: Iron Maiden - 2 AM. A song about the crushing feeling of despair and worthlessness at 2 AM. Notable lines: “Here I am again/Look at me again/Here I am again/On my own / Life seems so pathetic / I wish I could leave it all behind. […] Do you just let go or carry on / And try to take the hurt”. I picture this being Kaladin after becoming a slave, but before deciding to do the whole Bridge 4 thing. Szeth in the prologue: Rainbow - Kill the King. Speaks for itself lol Dalinar’s first vision: Judas Priest - Night Crawler. A song about a terrifying entity that crawls around and kills everyone it finds. “Straight out of Hell / One of a kind…” WOR: Spoiler Parshendi turning to Stormform: Metalocalypse (Dethklok) - Awaken. “AWAKEN AWAKEN AWAKEN TAKE THE LANDS THAT MUST BE TAKEN” OB: Spoiler Pre-Rift Dalinar: Vader - Prayer to the God of War. A fantastic death metal song about murdering in prayer to the god of war. “I will spread the graves like pestilence /And the reaper just became my best friend / Drinking blood and slaying all Barbarians / This is my prayer, atonement, and cleanse” Dalinar re-visiting his first vision: Powerwolf - Army of the Night. A song about rising up and conquering the evil armies of the night. This contrasts “Night Crawler” where everyone was dying. It’s been a minute since I’ve read OB, but I do remember this one Unmade in Kholinar that forces everyone to dance: Iron Maiden - Dance of Death. A song about a man who is kidnapped and taken underground to dance in a literally Hellish scene. (And one of my favorite Maiden songs!) Kaladin blue screening as his Parshendi and Alethi friends kill each other: Iron Maiden - Como Estas Amigo. This song is a tribute to all the soldiers that lost their lives on both sides during the 1982 Falklands War between Britain and Argentina. The song also has a message of peace telling both sides to shake hands and stop the fighting. “If we live for a hundred years / Amigos, no more tears.” I’m sure Kaladin felt like this as he watched helplessly while his friends killed each other, not knowing what the other side is like outside of war and death. If only they could all sit together and enjoy Rock’s stew… Evi to Dalinar: Blue Oyster Cult - Burning for You ….I’m sorry. Mistborn Era 1 and SH: Spoiler Straff Venture: Obituary - Chopped in Half. Hahahahaha Lord Ruler’s ascent to power: Avatar - A Statue of the King. This song bounces between clean and harsh (à la death metal) vocals, and that makes me think of the nobility (clean) and skaa (he treats them harshly). Or perhaps, Rashek the man, versus Ruin’s influence on him…“Emissaries, dignitaries, ladies and gentlemen, my beloved citizens /It is time to ignite the mighty beacon / And then unveil the statue of our ruler / We celebrate, we built a statue of the king” Pits of Hathsin. Testament - Into the Pit. Kelsier running in the Cognitive Realm: Iron Maiden - The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner. (Can you guess what my favorite band is? Lol) Edited November 22, 2025 by IronMistborn 1
Yellow Cremling Posted January 16 Posted January 16 On 10/25/2025 at 4:34 AM, GuybrushThreepwood said: Reveal hidden contents Lord Straff: Oh, Lord Ruler, you made many, many snapped mistborns I realize, of course, it’s no shame to be a tineye, But it’s no great honor either! So, what would have been so terrible if I had a bead of Lerasium? If I were a mistborn, Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum, All day long, I’d burn my atium, If I were a mistborn man, I wouldn’t have to store strength, Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum, If I were a biddy biddy snapped yidle-diddle-didle-didle man. I’d burn a big atium bead with steel by the vial, Flying over rooftops of the town, A fine tin helmet with a real mistcloak as well, There would be one steelpush for just going up, And one even larger for coming down, And one with duralumin just for show. I’d fill my bag with coins and boxings and vials of duralumin For the skaa to see and feel, Shooting coins as swiftly as I can, And each vial of the steel, be it tin, be it brass, be it zinc, Would land like a coin to the face, As if to say, here is a mistborn man, If I were a mistborn Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum All day long I’d burn my Atium, If I were a mistborn man, I wouldn’t like to store strength, Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum, If I were a biddy biddy snapped, yidle-diddle-didle-didle man. I see myself, a mistborn, burning my electrum vial, With a proper long mistcloak, Burning metals to my hearts delight, I see myself putting on pewter and flaring like a savant, Oy, what a happy mood I’m in, Pushing on the boxings, left and right. The most important men in the empire would come to fawn on me! They would ask me to advise them like a Lord Ruler, “If you please Lord Straff…” “Pardon me, Lord Straff…” Posing problems that would cross the Lord Ruler’s eyes! And it won’t make a difference if I answer right or wrong, When you’ve snapped, they don’t care whether you know! If I were snapped, I’d have the time that I lack to fly over Luthadel and flare, And maybe have a seat atop Kredik Shaw And I’d burn vials of atium with the snapped men, several hours every day, And that would be the sweetest thing of all! If I were a mistborn, Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum All day long I’d burn my Atium, If I were a mistborn man, I wouldn’t have to store strength, Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum Lord Ruler who made the mistborn and the ash, You decreed I should burn only tin, Would it spoil some vast eternal plan, If I were a mistborn man? Parody of 'If I were a rich man' from The Fiddler on the Roof. I love this song and now I'm gonna be singing this parody every time I hear it. Excellent job! Thank you
Shatter He/Him Posted January 16 Posted January 16 On 10/25/2025 at 10:34 AM, GuybrushThreepwood said: Reveal hidden contents Lord Straff: Oh, Lord Ruler, you made many, many snapped mistborns I realize, of course, it’s no shame to be a tineye, But it’s no great honor either! So, what would have been so terrible if I had a bead of Lerasium? If I were a mistborn, Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum, All day long, I’d burn my atium, If I were a mistborn man, I wouldn’t have to store strength, Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum, If I were a biddy biddy snapped yidle-diddle-didle-didle man. I’d burn a big atium bead with steel by the vial, Flying over rooftops of the town, A fine tin helmet with a real mistcloak as well, There would be one steelpush for just going up, And one even larger for coming down, And one with duralumin just for show. I’d fill my bag with coins and boxings and vials of duralumin For the skaa to see and feel, Shooting coins as swiftly as I can, And each vial of the steel, be it tin, be it brass, be it zinc, Would land like a coin to the face, As if to say, here is a mistborn man, If I were a mistborn Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum All day long I’d burn my Atium, If I were a mistborn man, I wouldn’t like to store strength, Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum, If I were a biddy biddy snapped, yidle-diddle-didle-didle man. I see myself, a mistborn, burning my electrum vial, With a proper long mistcloak, Burning metals to my hearts delight, I see myself putting on pewter and flaring like a savant, Oy, what a happy mood I’m in, Pushing on the boxings, left and right. The most important men in the empire would come to fawn on me! They would ask me to advise them like a Lord Ruler, “If you please Lord Straff…” “Pardon me, Lord Straff…” Posing problems that would cross the Lord Ruler’s eyes! And it won’t make a difference if I answer right or wrong, When you’ve snapped, they don’t care whether you know! If I were snapped, I’d have the time that I lack to fly over Luthadel and flare, And maybe have a seat atop Kredik Shaw And I’d burn vials of atium with the snapped men, several hours every day, And that would be the sweetest thing of all! If I were a mistborn, Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum All day long I’d burn my Atium, If I were a mistborn man, I wouldn’t have to store strength, Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum Lord Ruler who made the mistborn and the ash, You decreed I should burn only tin, Would it spoil some vast eternal plan, If I were a mistborn man? Parody of 'If I were a rich man' from The Fiddler on the Roof. Oh god.
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