Wasing the want of this

Do they still only go for 18 months?

Kiss Kelsier, Marry Kaladin, Kill Kalalk Doug, Doug, Doug or Huck, Ulaam, a nightmare

When you are reading mistborn and your friend asks what you are reading and you tell her, then when she says she hasn't heard of it you recommend the book that you decided they would want to read. When another one of your friends complains that after the book she read, random stuff reminds her of the book and you start laughing because she just agreed to read cosmere books.

kiss Nedd, marry Bim, and kill Arturo Alanik, Melaan, Allrianne

Kaladin: My crush isn’t picking up on my hints. Adolin: What hints have you given them? Kaladin: Well, I think about them a lot. Kaladin: And sometimes I even think about talking to them. ________________________________________________ Adolin : I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way. ________________________________________________ Shallan: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke. ________________________________________________ Jasnah: Stressed. Kaladin: Depressed. Shallan: Obsessed. Pattern: Impressed. Adolin : Chicken breast. Everyone: ...What? Adolin : I just wanted to join in. ________________________________________________ Elend : *seductively takes off glasses* Elend : Wow... Vin: *blushes* Haha... what? Elend : You're really blurry. ________________________________________________ Sazed: *working in a flower shop and minding their own business* Kelsier , storming into the store and slapping $20 on the counter: HOW DO I PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVELY SAY “I HATE YOU” IN FLOWER??? ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Zane: Get your hand off my shield! Vin: There's like a million other shields. Zane: Take that one, it has a flower on it. Girls like flowers. Vin: *hits Zane with the shield* Oops! Now this one has blood on it.

What was everybody's favorite talk? Mine was probably either William K. Jackson or John D. Amos.

are you burning iron cause I feel that attraction Are you a returned cause you take my breath away I know I’m not a bondsmith but I feel a connection Are you Evi bc your hot You definitely aren’t a stick bc you are fire Are you Dalinar cause you lit a flame inside my heart Are you a shardblade bc my heart stopped when we touched Are you a spren cause my heart is bonded to you You must be a highstorm cause you sweep me of my feet You must be infused with stormlight cause you light up my life Your my windrunner cause you lift me up when I start to fall You are my final ideal, the one truth my heart will always swear to Are you Szeth son son Vallano cause I would love to see you in white for our wedding day I must be burning atium because I see you in my future Are you retribution because when I saw you time slowed down Are you an edgedancer because that was slick you are a glove Are you Marsh bc I’m losing my mind over you You look like you could use the opportunity to buy me something to eat

When you find out that these security cameras are called seons and start laughing then your friends think you're weird for laughing about the name of a security camera When people say chivalry is dead and you respond with chivalry is not dead so long as it lives in the hearts of men When the only reason you know the definition of odium/cognitive is because of stormlight archive

The Almighty gave us messy hair to prepare us for living with men. Loud. Stubborn. Oblivious to our attempts to fix it. You look like somebody washed you way too much, They took a scrub brush to you, and rubbed your skin off! And that’s why your hair is red, because you got so sore!” Your soup is cold. That is idiom for You are all stupid. You look like you could use the opportunity to buy me something to eat. But if you were talking to someone else, they wouldn’t be me! You shouldn’t push people down the stairs for being sincere. You push people down the stairs for being stupid The total sum of stupid people is somewhere around the population of the planet. Plus one. Sadeas counts as two Aim for the sun. That way if you miss, at least your arrow will fall far away, and the person it kills will likely be someone you don’t know. You look like what the storm leaves behind, We like you anyway. Everyone has a favorite stick he found out in the yard after the rains. It’s all right! Be happy. Looks like there’s a lot of evil to slay today! don’t eat anyone unless they try to eat you first Your weird face is burden enough for one man You look so ugly, it seems that someone tried—and failed —to get the warts off your face through aggressive application of sandpaper. You are less a human being, and more a lump of dung with aspirations. If someone took a stick and beat you repeatedly, it could only serve to improve your features. Your face defies description, but only because it nauseated all the poets. You are what parents use to frighten children into obedience. I’d tell you to put a sack over your head, but think of the poor sack! Theologians use you as proof that God exists, because such hideousness can only be intentional. you didn't let your friends drown in nameless oceans during a frigid storm. Thats basic friendship rules right there. Its only a contradiction if you think about it I do like my feet. They are befittingly perambulatory. I stole it, unfair and square. A man shouldn’t lie down and die on an empty stomach. I’d rather not be killed, as I have seven more people I wanted to insult today.

I don't think you would be, there is a girl in my stake who is trans and she isn't excommunicated.

When you draw the ghost bloods symbol on your assignment in case the reason your teacher is mean is because she is a member of the Rosharan ghost bloods and since you know the ghost bloods she will give you a 100 in her class

"you aren't allowed to possess a mammoth tooth while drunk" Because Wayne stabbed himself with a mammoth tooth and walked around with it inside of him while he was drunk "You aren't allowed to marry eggnog" Because Wayne tried to marry eggnog

When anytime someone says cognitive or pattern you think they are talking about the cosmere.

mistborn tfe

mine is the Guayaquil Ecuador Temple

they must be airsick

I went to the temple earlier and this was one of my names!

WWRTO tornadoes/hurricanes WWRTO lawn mowers

Phat Gus

Dockson: Why would you think any of this was a good idea? Kelsier: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. Dockson: Kelsier: I don't know how you keep forgetting this. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Kelsier: Can I bother you for a second? Dockson: You're always bothering me, but go ahead. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Dockson: This is such a bad idea. Kelsier: Then why are you coming along? Dockson: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Ham: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact. Breeze: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Marasi: You're giving me a sticker? Wayne: Not just a sticker.That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me- wow!” Marasi: I'm not a preschooler. Wayne: Fine, I'll take it back Marasi: I earned this, back off! ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Kelsier: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on. Vin: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Elend isn't ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Kelsier: So are you two dating now? Elend & Vin: Yes. Kelsier: Why? Elend: I happen to find Vin very appealing. Kelsier: Yeah, I can understand that.I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Vin ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Wit: Change is inedible. Dalinar: Don't you mean inevitable? Wit, spitting out coins: No, I did not. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Dalinar: Any idiot would know that. Wit: I knew that! Dalinar: See? ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Kaladin: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming depression, so... ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Vin: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Jasnah: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a THREAT. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Kelsier: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Hoid: If I'm really as annoying as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand. *Lightning strikes Hoid* Hoid: Ha! Nice try! Next time, give it your A- game! ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Elend: Um, Vin, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family? Vin: We need money! Elend: You're scamming him? Vin: I was thinking more like flat- out stealing from him? Elend: What?!No way! Vin: Why not? We already stole Allrianne! Allrianne: Hey guys Elend: No, we didn't. Allrianne can think and talk for herself, she can do whatever she wants! ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Steris: Do you think different paints have different tastes? Wayne: They do. Wax: ...Why did you say that with such certainty? ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Steris: If you had to choose between Wayne and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Wax: That depends, how much money are we taking about? Wayne: Wax! Steris: 63 clips. Wax: I'll take the money. Wayne: Wax!!! ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________Sazed: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? Inquisitor: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. Tensoon: I personally was created in a lab. Hoid: I just straight up spawned lol. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Jasnah: How did none of you hear what I just said? Shallan: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Adolin: I got distracted about halfway through. Wit: Ignoring you was a conscious decision. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Vin: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Kelsier: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. Dockson: A realist sees a freight train. Sazed: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Adolin: Anyone d- Kaladin: Depressed? Dalinar: Drained? Hoid: Dumb? Moash: Disliked? Adolin:-done with their work...what is wrong with you people... ____________________________________________________________ Vin: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before? ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Sazed: How did you even get in here? Vin: Elend’s window! or as I like to call it, Vin’s door Elend: I’m closing the window ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Wayne: "So, the spren told you to wear that… uh… *interesting* hat? I've got a cousin who makes hats, you know. He specializes in… well, let's just say 'rustic'." The Lopen: "Aye, Wayne! This hat? It's a gift from a particularly grumpy rock! Says it improves my charm. I think it's lying, but it's a *comfortable* lie." Wayne: "Grumpy rock, huh? Sounds like my ex-wife. Anyway, you know, that whole 'Highstorm' thing? I heard it was just a really big party. Lots of dancing and… uh… spren-based cocktails." The Lopen: "Highstorm! Nonsense, Wayne! It was a magnificent display of… uh… highly organized leaf-blowing. Best leaf-blowing I've ever seen. Seriously impressive gusts." Wayne: "Leaf-blowing, eh? Right. Well, I'm off to chase a particularly elusive squirrel. It owes me money. Apparently, it's quite the gambler." The Lopen: "Good luck with that, Wayne! Tell the squirrel I said hello...and that he better pay up! And hey, if you see a grumpy rock selling hats, send him my way. I’m thinking of starting a collection." ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Mare: Oh my gosh, Kelsier, did you *see* that adorable squeaky toy? It's shaped like a tiny, fluffy kandra! Kelsier: (Grinning) Aw, it's got nothing on *me*, sweetheart. I'm the cutest Mistborn there ever was! *wink* Vin: (Scoffs playfully) Please, Kelsier. You're more like a grumpy, adorable goblin. And I'm the cutest, obviously. *giggles* Elend: (Blushing slightly) Vin, you're awfully sweet... even if you are stealing my thunder. I think *I’m* the cutest. Sazed: (Smiling serenely) Everyone is cute in their own way. Perhaps we should all focus on the adorable fluffy kandra toy instead of arguing about cuteness. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Vin: "So, the Lord Ruler's dead. Great. Now we can all just go home and eat cake." Elend: "Cake? Vin, we're in the middle of a full-blown political revolution, and I'm pretty sure that Sazed's gone completely bonkers." Vin: "Bonkers? He's got a cool hat. Besides, I'm going to find a really nice, shiny knife. That's my post-apocalyptic plan." Elend: "A *knife*? You're going to solve all our governmental issues with a knife? I thought you were supposed to be the savior of Scadrial." Vin: "Savior? I prefer 'efficient problem solver.' And knives are very efficient." ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Kaladin: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE Adolin: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Kaladin, desperately, as Adolin bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Adolin: Oh! B positive. Kaladin: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Adolin: __________________________________________________________________________________ Adolin: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? kaladin: Oh, I'm always running kaladin: The question is from what ____________________________________________________ syl: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single? kaladin: Do not do that. syl: You won't even notice! shallan, entering: syl, you wanted to see me again? syl: kaladin's single kaladin: ____________________________________________________ vin: Why does Dockson always do the laundry so loudly? Kelsier: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house. Dockson, in the distance: * slams the washing machine shut* _______________________________________________________________________ vin: Well, has Kelsier been wrong before? Dockson: How wide are we willing to open this up? ________________________________________________________________ vin: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY- Kelsier: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~ vin: Wh- What? NO, YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH- Dockson, recording: This is so cute. ________________________________________________________________________________________ vin: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity? Dockson: * turning to Kelsier* How tall are you? _____________________________________ amaram: We can't tell you because you're not a member of the club. Kaladin: What club? sadeas: The hating Kaladin club. Kaladin: …What? I should be the leader of that club! _________________________________________________________

What's the strangest thing you've ever eaten? dare

when there is a store called Seths Lighting and you read it as Szeths Lightning