Wasing the want of this

Do they still only go for 18 months?

Kiss Kelsier, Marry Kaladin, Kill Kalalk Doug, Doug, Doug or Huck, Ulaam, a nightmare

When you are reading mistborn and your friend asks what you are reading and you tell her, then when she says she hasn't heard of it you recommend the book that you decided they would want to read. When another one of your friends complains that after the book she read, random stuff reminds her of the book and you start laughing because she just agreed to read cosmere books.

kiss Nedd, marry Bim, and kill Arturo Alanik, Melaan, Allrianne

Kaladin: My crush isn’t picking up on my hints. Adolin: What hints have you given them? Kaladin: Well, I think about them a lot. Kaladin: And sometimes I even think about talking to them. ________________________________________________ Adolin : I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way. ________________________________________________ Shallan: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke. ________________________________________________ Jasnah: Stressed. Kaladin: Depressed. Shallan: Obsessed. Pattern: Impressed. Adolin : Chicken breast. Everyone: ...What? Adolin : I just wanted to join in. ________________________________________________ Elend : *seductively takes off glasses* Elend : Wow... Vin: *blushes* Haha... what? Elend : You're really blurry. ________________________________________________ Sazed: *working in a flower shop and minding their own business* Kelsier , storming into the store and slapping $20 on the counter: HOW DO I PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVELY SAY “I HATE YOU” IN FLOWER??? ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Zane: Get your hand off my shield! Vin: There's like a million other shields. Zane: Take that one, it has a flower on it. Girls like flowers. Vin: *hits Zane with the shield* Oops! Now this one has blood on it.

What was everybody's favorite talk? Mine was probably either William K. Jackson or John D. Amos.

are you burning iron cause I feel that attraction Are you a returned cause you take my breath away I know I’m not a bondsmith but I feel a connection Are you Evi bc your hot You definitely aren’t a stick bc you are fire Are you Dalinar cause you lit a flame inside my heart Are you a shardblade bc my heart stopped when we touched Are you a spren cause my heart is bonded to you You must be a highstorm cause you sweep me of my feet You must be infused with stormlight cause you light up my life Your my windrunner cause you lift me up when I start to fall You are my final ideal, the one truth my heart will always swear to Are you Szeth son son Vallano cause I would love to see you in white for our wedding day I must be burning atium because I see you in my future Are you retribution because when I saw you time slowed down Are you an edgedancer because that was slick you are a glove Are you Marsh bc I’m losing my mind over you You look like you could use the opportunity to buy me something to eat

When you find out that these security cameras are called seons and start laughing then your friends think you're weird for laughing about the name of a security camera When people say chivalry is dead and you respond with chivalry is not dead so long as it lives in the hearts of men When the only reason you know the definition of odium/cognitive is because of stormlight archive

The Almighty gave us messy hair to prepare us for living with men. Loud. Stubborn. Oblivious to our attempts to fix it. You look like somebody washed you way too much, They took a scrub brush to you, and rubbed your skin off! And that’s why your hair is red, because you got so sore!” Your soup is cold. That is idiom for You are all stupid. You look like you could use the opportunity to buy me something to eat. But if you were talking to someone else, they wouldn’t be me! You shouldn’t push people down the stairs for being sincere. You push people down the stairs for being stupid The total sum of stupid people is somewhere around the population of the planet. Plus one. Sadeas counts as two Aim for the sun. That way if you miss, at least your arrow will fall far away, and the person it kills will likely be someone you don’t know. You look like what the storm leaves behind, We like you anyway. Everyone has a favorite stick he found out in the yard after the rains. It’s all right! Be happy. Looks like there’s a lot of evil to slay today! don’t eat anyone unless they try to eat you first Your weird face is burden enough for one man You look so ugly, it seems that someone tried—and failed —to get the warts off your face through aggressive application of sandpaper. You are less a human being, and more a lump of dung with aspirations. If someone took a stick and beat you repeatedly, it could only serve to improve your features. Your face defies description, but only because it nauseated all the poets. You are what parents use to frighten children into obedience. I’d tell you to put a sack over your head, but think of the poor sack! Theologians use you as proof that God exists, because such hideousness can only be intentional. you didn't let your friends drown in nameless oceans during a frigid storm. Thats basic friendship rules right there. Its only a contradiction if you think about it I do like my feet. They are befittingly perambulatory. I stole it, unfair and square. A man shouldn’t lie down and die on an empty stomach. I’d rather not be killed, as I have seven more people I wanted to insult today.

I don't think you would be, there is a girl in my stake who is trans and she isn't excommunicated.

When you draw the ghost bloods symbol on your assignment in case the reason your teacher is mean is because she is a member of the Rosharan ghost bloods and since you know the ghost bloods she will give you a 100 in her class

"you aren't allowed to possess a mammoth tooth while drunk" Because Wayne stabbed himself with a mammoth tooth and walked around with it inside of him while he was drunk "You aren't allowed to marry eggnog" Because Wayne tried to marry eggnog

When anytime someone says cognitive or pattern you think they are talking about the cosmere.

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