Athelia she/her Posted June 29, 2014 Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 (edited) If you have any excellent pickup lines based on Brandon Sanderson's books, post them here! You might even find The One on this thread, or at least a way to net him/her. (;I came up with this one the other day, which is why my boyfriend suggested the creation of this thread... "You're like a chasmfiend— your heart is rare, precious, and beautiful."Edit: Edit your post instead of double posting, please! Thanks. - Shiv Edited June 29, 2014 by Shivertongue Merged posts 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post shortycake she/her Posted June 29, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 "Do you think there are make out spren? Let's research this." 30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Shivertongue he/him Posted June 29, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 (Just an admin request to keep things relatively clean, kids ) There is always the classic, "You leave me Breathless..." "I'm glad I wasn't summoning a shardblade when you walked by, because my heart just skipped a beat." "Am I about to Snap, or are you just so beautiful it hurts?" 30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaring at the Survivor he/him Posted June 29, 2014 Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 On that topic, what if a heart did "skip a beat"? Would it count as no beat, or two? Anyway, I heard one "Are you a Lurcher? Because I can't seem to stay away from you." somewhere. My own: "You strengthen me as much as a Highstorm." "You're so witty it hurts, just like Wit." White Sand (spoiler because it's unpublished...) "You're as hot as the sun. It looked like it at first, but my sand turning white again just proves it." The Croods random thing I came up with just now: Eep: I'm pretty sure my dad's a Coinshot, he keeps pushing us apart. Guy: You must be such a powerful Lurcher - you keep us together despite his attempts. Eep: My heart lurches when I see you... O.o "You make me want to Survive." And the best one yet... ... "I am a Stick." 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker he/him Posted June 29, 2014 Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 (edited) Woohoo my thread has been reborn! Are you a returned? Because you take my breath away. Edited June 29, 2014 by BreathTaker 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Terisen he/him Posted June 29, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 "I must be burning Electrum because I can see you in my future!" And I always thought "My life to yours. My Breath become yours" sounded like a really bad in-world pickup line 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos he/him Posted June 29, 2014 Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 Moved to Brandon Discussion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver he/him Posted June 29, 2014 Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 "Hey, are you a hemalurgist? 'Cause I think you just stole my heart." 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted June 30, 2014 Report Share Posted June 30, 2014 "Is that some kind of Nicrosil affect, because my heart just flared" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted June 30, 2014 Report Share Posted June 30, 2014 Wayne: Even my anti-logic talisman can't stop you from makin' sense for my future. Steris: An alliance between us is economically advisable. Zane: Being with you makes the voices go away. A Purelaker: I'd let you catch me any day. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnshard Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 Baby is your name Domi? Because I think I love you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 "I keep seeing you and me together. Must've been the atium." 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly he/him Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 I must have a metal heart, cause I can feel you Pulling on it 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atilium she/her Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 "Do you want to destroy some evil tonight?" *wink* 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dihatimus Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Baby, I'd like to stick you to a wall! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Chrono she/her Posted July 11, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 Shallan: Whenever I draw, you keep on showing up in my pictures. Are you a Cryptic, or are you just constantly on my mind? Kaladin: You're so happy that you remind my of my dead little brother. Even when it rains. Lopen: I'd give up my other arm for you, gancho! Moash: I'd assassinate the king of Alethkar for you, babe. Adolin: *Insert generic pick-up line here* 40 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 Adolin: *Insert generic pick-up line here That was the best 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dihatimus Posted July 12, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Renarin: you talked to it? Adolin: yes. R: you ate chicken? A: of course I did. R: you have mothers necklace? A: yup. Right here in my pocket. Nevani: it's a date. Not a duel! R: you didn't hear what he said when he asked her out... A: hey! I said her eyes glistened like a gemheart. R: you told her that she reminded you of chrysalis you once opened. A: she wouldn't't let me finish. 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted July 14, 2014 Report Share Posted July 14, 2014 A few less obvious ones: Steel Inquisitor: I don't feel like killing you. Hrathen: You are a worthy opponent. Vasher: You annoy me less than you used to. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted July 14, 2014 Report Share Posted July 14, 2014 Or you could try Blushweaver's approach... 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 "Are you a Pulser because every time I'm near you time slows down." Bit creepy but... "Are you a Rioter because whenever I see you all I feel is love." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Erai Sedai he/him Posted July 18, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 Casually asking someone in a shardplate "...What if you have to poop?" 25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tien'sPetLurg she/her Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 I kind of just love being called Brightness. I think that's a beautiful term. Of course, it's not always meant as a compliment in Brandon's world...but... to be bright and shiny and full of light.... or bright as in smart---it's all complimentary to me. :-) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinxer he/him Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Not sure how much this classifies as post necro'ing, but this is a good one: P1: "If you're a misting, you must be a Rioter." P2: "Why's that?" P1: "You sure inflame MY emotions." *cue appreciation from P2* 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High prince of geeks he/him Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 1.Are you a returned? Because you just brightened my day 2.you look "radient" tonight 3.me: my life to yours my breath becomes yours Girl:why did you say that Me:because you just took my breath away 4 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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