Sanderson Pickup Lines!

[The Grand Jesk]

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Shallan: I'm not a very good thief.

Adloin: I don't know about that.

Shallan: don't you dare.

Adloin: Because you stole my heart

Shallan: you dared.

 

[Wasing the want of this]

are you burning iron cause I feel that attraction 

Are you a returned cause you take my breath away

I know I’m not a bondsmith but I feel a connection 

Are you Evi bc your hot

You definitely aren’t a stick bc you are fire

Are you Dalinar cause you lit a flame inside my heart

Are you a shardblade bc my heart stopped when we touched 

Are you a spren cause my heart is bonded to you

You must be a highstorm cause you sweep me of my feet

You must be infused with stormlight cause you light up my life

Your my windrunner cause you lift me up when I start to fall

You are my final ideal, the one truth my heart will always swear to

Are you Szeth son son Vallano cause I would love to see you in white for our wedding day

I must be burning atium because I see  you in my future

Are you retribution because when I saw you time slowed down

Are you an edgedancer because that was slick

you are a glove

Are you Marsh bc I’m losing my mind over you

You look like you could use the opportunity to buy me something to eat 

 

Edited October 24, 2025 by Wasing the want of this

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

On 9/26/2025 at 9:25 AM, Wasing the want of this said:

are you burning iron cause I feel that attraction 

Are you a returned cause you take my breath away

I know I’m not a bondsmith but I feel a connection 

Are you Evi bc your hot

You definitely aren’t a stick bc you are fire

Are you Dalinar cause you lit a flame inside my heart

Are you a shardblade bc my heart stopped when we touched 

Are you a spren cause my heart is bonded to you

You must be a highstorm cause you sweep me of my feet

You must be infused with stormlight cause you light up my life

Your my windrunner cause you lift me up when I start to fall

You are my final ideal, the one truth my heart will always swear to

Are you Szeth son son Vallano cause I would love to see you in white for our wedding day

I must be burning atium because I see  you in my future

Are you retribution because when I saw you time slowed down

Are you an edgedancer because that was slick

Are you Marsh bc I’m losing my mind over you

You look like you could use the opportunity to buy me something to eat 

 

Those are pure fire

[ThroughTheLivingIlliterate He/Him]

I mean in the Rosharan sense this might be bad, but

Mind lending me your glove?

[Aliroz-The-Confused]

I have broams.  Emerald broams. And I'm lonel-WAAAAAAAAAAAIT COME BACK!

[Myst He/Him]

Wow, are you an honorspren?(referring to any spren capable of making a radiant) ‘Cause I’m willing to swear any oath to keep you

*side note, what do you think the nahel bond is? Basically marriage, except with superpowers. : )

Are you from Canticle? Cause I wanna share my heat with you

Wat

Spoiler

Are you a dawnshard? Cause we need to exist together

Are you a bronzemind? Because I stay awake all night because of you

Wanna see how many passionspren we can attract?

If you were a metal spike, I’d still love you.

You forged your way into my heart.

Are you Ruin/Preservation? Because together we could be Harmony.

[ThroughTheLivingIlliterate He/Him]

Are you Honor, because your eyes go deeper Tan A Vast sea

[Myst He/Him]

Are you a perpendicularity? Because you take me to a higher realm.

Are you a Kandra? Because I want those stretchy ropes  (if you know you know)

I’d get spiked for you

I’ve been tapping chromium to meet someone like you

I instinctively fill cadmium when I see you. Because you take my breath away.

[Duxredux he/him]

Oh cool! You're reading The Emperor's Soul! That's a great one. What do you think so far?

Note: this was before I was married. Went on a single date and then she moved to Arizona.

Edited January 30 by Duxredux

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

"Pls date me, I got all of Sanderson's books"*

"Insert pickup line here"

"I have no idea how to do a pickup line, so hehe"

 

*White Sand doesn't count :3