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Political by Spirit of the West for Navani during her prologue. 

Both the song and prologue make me feel sad but feeling is good so it's fine.

Edited by The Sibling
Posted

The Ghostbloods (to the tune of Ghostbusters)

Spoiler

If there's something strange

On Scadrial

Who's gonna interfere?

The Ghostbloods

If there's a Shard

And they're not Sazed?

Who's gonna interfere?

The Ghostbloods

Our leader might be a ghost

Our leader might be a ghost

If you're seeing Trell

Running through Telsin

Who should interfere?

The Ghostbloods

An evil Shard

Messing with Harmony

Who's gonna interfere?

The Ghostbloods

Our leader might be a ghost

Our leader might be a ghost

Who's gonna interfere

The Ghostbloods

If you're all alone

Pick up the seon

And call

The Ghostbloods

 

I might finish it, but just wanted to do this as soon as I thought of it.

  • 1 year later...
Posted

Hi y'all. Recently been getting into Epic: the Musical and there's so much good parody content in there. Kaladin and Odysseus have so much PTSD to sing about...but for now, here's Different Beast as sung by Dalinar at the Rift. Oathbringer spoilers.

There's a nice parallel about losing your humanity because your trust has been betrayed too many times, and letting a cause consume you until you lose what you love along the way. Also Dalinar's "feral animal" line really stuck with me on my WaT prep reread (still haven't read it, pls no spoilers).

Spoiler

Let’s cut the charade, you are no traitor’s sign
You’ve been trying to shake my trust this whole time
I know that these glyphpairs are just Rift subversion
Yeah, I know exactly what you are
A diversion

My real friend would not be swayed by power
And my real friend would not betray my brother
But while you thought a landslide would hold back my men from attack
You didn’t count on me making it back

[Chorus]
We are a feral beast now
We are the ones who feast now
No more are we deceived
Cause we won’t take more insolence from you
We are the man-made monsters
We are the ones who conquer
You are a threat no longer
We won’t take more insolence from you

We’ve left you well alone for about twenty years or so
First we crushed your resistance, and now I reap what I sow
When last we conquered your palace, you took the coward’s way out
I realized your lies just in time but chose to take a kinder route

I fill my eyes with bloodlust, that’s how I resist my wife
She pled mercy and peace, but I’d been fooled too many times
I called for oil in barrels, sent arrows to your envoy
I have kept my rage in a cage for an age now
Break it away, it can never be chained down

[Chorus]
We are a feral beast now
We are the ones who feast now
No more are we deceived
Cause we won’t take more insolence from you
We are the man-made monsters
We are the ones who conquer
You are a threat no longer
We won’t take more insolence from you

Spare us
Oh spare us, please

Why? So you can challenge my brother, our throne, this tenuous peace?
No, you wouldn’t have spared me
I made a mistake like this, I spared you once before
I can’t take more risks of you starting a war
Strike any who leave!
We’re ending them all
Light the oil, set them on fire
Let them fall

[Chorus]
He is a feral beast now
He is the one who feasts now
No more are we deceived
Cause we won’t take more insolence from you
He is the man-made monster
He is the one who conquers
You are a threat no longer
We won’t take more insolence from you

Kill them all
Kill them all
Kill them all
Kill them all
Dalinar

 

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted
On 12/2/2021 at 4:57 PM, Yellow Cremling said:

Indeed it does. Here you go:

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[Sadeas]

Why do we run the bridge, my soldiers, my soldiers

Why do we run the bridge?

 

[Bridgemen]

Why do we run the bridge?

We run the bridge to victory

That’s why we run the bridge

We run the bridge to victory

 

[Sadeas]

How does the bridge bring victory, my soldiers, my soldiers

How does the bridge bring victory?

 

[Bridgemen]

How does the bridge bring victory?

Our brightlords fight the enemy

And we run the bridge to victory

That’s why we run the bridge

We run the bridge to victory

 

[Sadeas]

Who do we call the enemy, my soldiers, my soldiers

Who do we call the enemy?

 

[Bridgemen]

Who do we call the enemy?

The enemy’s the Parshendi

And our brightlords fight the enemy

And we run the bridge to victory

That’s why we run the bridge

We run the bridge to victory

 

[Sadeas]

Because they killed King Gavilar, my soldiers, my soldiers

Because they drew us into war

 

[Bridgemen]

Because they killed King Gavilar

Because they drew us into war

The enemy’s the Parshendi

And our brightlords fight the enemy

And we run the bridge to victory

That’s why we run the bridge

We run the bridge to victory

 

[Sadeas]

Why should you die for our king, my soldiers, my soldiers

Why should you die for our king

 

[Bridgemen]

Why should we die for our king?

It is what Alethi do

We are soldiers strong and true

 

[Sadeas]

And your work is never done, my soldiers, my soldiers

And your war is never won

 

[Bridgemen]

The enemy’s the Parshendi

And our brightlords fight the enemy

And we run the bridge to victory

That’s why we run the bridge

We run the bridge to victory

We run the bridge to victory

 

Figured as Hades plays off affection for his workers (my children), Sadeas plays off their Alethi pride (my soldiers). I know not all of them are Alethi, but it works with the rhyme scheme. Enjoy!

Is it 4 years later? Yes. Do I love this? Also yes.

I feel like there's Vin/Eurydice and Elend/Orpheus vibes that could be worked... hmm

Anyway the Wind Blows (but Vin?)

Posted

heeheehee

Just a Man reworked for Dalinar

same with Underworld reworked as Nightwatcher's Valley

as well as No Longer You as Cultivation and Nightwatcher talking

Posted
On 2/8/2025 at 11:48 PM, reisleK said:

Is it 4 years later? Yes. Do I love this? Also yes.

I feel like there's Vin/Eurydice and Elend/Orpheus vibes that could be worked... hmm

Anyway the Wind Blows (but Vin?)

This has Mistborn spoilers through HoA. Some of this wouldn't make sense with where it would be sung but I wanted to use as many as the original lyrics as possible.

Spoiler

My attempt
Any Way the Ash Falls 
(Sung by Vin (as Eurydice), Preservation (as Hermes), and Ruin (as the Fates)

Ooooh...
Ooooh...
Ooooh...
Ooooh...

Vin was a hungry young girl
A runaway from everywhere she'd ever been
She was no stranger to the world
No stranger to the ash

Life ain't the way it was before
With my brother not around anymore
I'm either beaten up or hiding out
Any way the ash falls

And there ain't a thing that you can do
When the crew takes a turn on you
'Cept for hurry up and hit the road
Any way the ash falls
Ash comes up
Oh...

Do you hear that sound?

Ash comes up
(Move) Move to another town
Ain't nobody gonna stick around
When the dark clouds roll
Any way the ash falls 

You met Ruin
Remember him?

Anybody got food?

Always singing in the back of your mind

Gimme that

Wherever it was this young girl went
Ruin was close behind

No one can betray you when you're alone
Everybody wants something of their own
In the end, you're better off alone
Any way the ash falls

When your body aches to lay it down
When you're hungry and there ain't enough to go round
Ain't no length to which a girl won't go
Any way the ash falls
Ash comes up
Oh...

And sometimes you think

Ash comes up
(You) You would do anything
Just to fill your belly full of food
Find a bed that you could fall into
Where the ash wouldn't follow you
Wherever you go
Any way the ash falls

Posted

This thread has made me come to the conclusion that I must make a parody of Jorge Rivera-Herrans's EPIC: The Muscial, and make the parody entirely based off the Cosmere.

 

It is something that must be done, for the good of Adonalsium.

Posted
14 minutes ago, Medium said:

This thread has made me come to the conclusion that I must make a parody of Jorge Rivera-Herrans's EPIC: The Muscial, and make the parody entirely based off the Cosmere.

 

It is something that must be done, for the good of Adonalsium.

I concur. not that I must make a parody of EPIC of the cosmere. I don't have time for that. But I agree that you have to.

Posted
5 hours ago, Medium said:

This thread has made me come to the conclusion that I must make a parody of Jorge Rivera-Herrans's EPIC: The Muscial, and make the parody entirely based off the Cosmere.

 

It is something that must be done, for the good of Adonalsium.

Ce-phan-dri-u-ussss

Hoid is now telemachus. 

Posted
9 hours ago, Medium said:

This thread has made me come to the conclusion that I must make a parody of Jorge Rivera-Herrans's EPIC: The Muscial, and make the parody entirely based off the Cosmere.

 

It is something that must be done, for the good of Adonalsium.

WHEN DOES A MAN BECOME THE BLACKTHORRRRN

 

ALL I HEAR ARE SCREAMS

EVERY TIME I DARE TO STOP THE DRINK

 

YOU KILLED MY SHEEP

MY FAVORITE SHEEP

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

I'm still on my rust and I think making a whole EPIC: Cosmere Edition would be awesome. So here's Ruthlessness, sung by Amaram when he (WoK) 

Spoiler

kills all of Kal's men for the Shards.

 I can't believe Sando made a default, often-metaphored scary creature and then called it a whitespine. That word is so hard to fit into any rhyme scheme or cadence. Not nearly as much snap as wolf or shark.

Anyway, glad y'all are still hanging around! It's good to see this thread active again. Blue and italicized is Kal and his men.

Spoiler

Amaram Amaram Amaram Amaram
Amaram Amaram Amaram Amaram

In all my years of living, it isn’t very often that I get pissed off
I try to keep my compose, but storms, you crossed the line
I made you stronger, and yet you forced my final hand
That’s right, the Shards that you decline
Are mine

No

I’m left without a choice and without a doubt
Yes, the pack of hounds is in the whitespine’s den now
I’ve gotta clear my name, I need to shut you down
But before you go I need to make you learn how

[Chorus]
Ruthlessness is honor upon our cause
(Ruthlessness is honor upon our cause)
Ruthlessness is honor upon our cause
Our cause

You are the worst kind of good cause you’re not even great
A captain trapped in his loyalty, that’s what I hate
Cause you fight to save lives, but don’t take what you need to survive
I mean you totally could have avoided all this had you just let me die
But no

You are far too nice, honor has a price
It’s the final crack, we’re bound to break the ice now
You defeat this man, then give up the Blade
Unlike you I make the trades that must be made cause

[Chorus]
Ruthlessness is honor upon our cause
(Ruthlessness is honor upon our cause)
Ruthlessness is honor upon our cause
Our cause

And now it is finally time to say goodbye, today you die
Unless of course you swear to lie and say this Blade is mine by right

Brightlord, you’ve my respect
I only wanted to protect you
I don’t want Shards or land or name
We only wanted to escape

The line between naivete and hopefulness is almost invisible
So close your heart, the world is dark and
Ruthlessness is honor
Die

[Chorus]
Ruthlessness is honor upon our cause
(Ruthlessness is honor upon our cause)
Ruthlessness is honor upon our cause
Our cause

What have you done?
When does a zephyr become a hurricane?
All of them dead under your command
When does a man become a monster?

I am your darkest moment
The monster that this world demands
Any last words?

All I gotta do is talk to this spren

What?

Remember me
 

 

Posted
21 hours ago, Yellow Cremling said:

I'm still on my rust and I think making a whole EPIC: Cosmere Edition would be awesome. So here's Ruthlessness, sung by Amaram when he (WoK) 

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kills all of Kal's men for the Shards.

 I can't believe Sando made a default, often-metaphored scary creature and then called it a whitespine. That word is so hard to fit into any rhyme scheme or cadence. Not nearly as much snap as wolf or shark.

Anyway, glad y'all are still hanging around! It's good to see this thread active again. Blue and italicized is Kal and his men.

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Amaram Amaram Amaram Amaram
Amaram Amaram Amaram Amaram

In all my years of living, it isn’t very often that I get pissed off
I try to keep my compose, but storms, you crossed the line
I made you stronger, and yet you forced my final hand
That’s right, the Shards that you decline
Are mine

No

I’m left without a choice and without a doubt
Yes, the pack of hounds is in the whitespine’s den now
I’ve gotta clear my name, I need to shut you down
But before you go I need to make you learn how

[Chorus]
Ruthlessness is honor upon our cause
(Ruthlessness is honor upon our cause)
Ruthlessness is honor upon our cause
Our cause

You are the worst kind of good cause you’re not even great
A captain trapped in his loyalty, that’s what I hate
Cause you fight to save lives, but don’t take what you need to survive
I mean you totally could have avoided all this had you just let me die
But no

You are far too nice, honor has a price
It’s the final crack, we’re bound to break the ice now
You defeat this man, then give up the Blade
Unlike you I make the trades that must be made cause

[Chorus]
Ruthlessness is honor upon our cause
(Ruthlessness is honor upon our cause)
Ruthlessness is honor upon our cause
Our cause

And now it is finally time to say goodbye, today you die
Unless of course you swear to lie and say this Blade is mine by right

Brightlord, you’ve my respect
I only wanted to protect you
I don’t want Shards or land or name
We only wanted to escape

The line between naivete and hopefulness is almost invisible
So close your heart, the world is dark and
Ruthlessness is honor
Die

[Chorus]
Ruthlessness is honor upon our cause
(Ruthlessness is honor upon our cause)
Ruthlessness is honor upon our cause
Our cause

What have you done?
When does a zephyr become a hurricane?
All of them dead under your command
When does a man become a monster?

I am your darkest moment
The monster that this world demands
Any last words?

All I gotta do is talk to this spren

What?

Remember me
 

 

@Through The Living Glass you'd appreciate this

Posted (edited)

MAJOR WAT SPOILERS

DON'T GET SPOILED BY ME PLS

Spoiler

this is Odysseus, sung by Taln after fighting back

TALN

For thousands years, I've suffered every punishment and pain

From the wrath of gods and monsters to the screams of comrades slain

I come back and find my world desecrated, sacked like Ashyn

Worst of all, I hear you dare to touch my friend and hurt the broken

[TALN spoken]

I have had enough

[ENSEMBLE]

Talenal, Talenal, Talenal

[Fused #1]

In the heat of battle, at the edge of the unknown

[Fused #2]

Somewhere in the shadows lurks an agile, deadly foe

[SINGER #1]

We have the advantage, we've the numbers and the might

[FUSED #3, spoken]

No

[FUSED #3]

You don't understand it

, this man has never lost a fight

[a FUSED screams]

[ENSEMBLE]

Talenal, Talenal, Talenal

[FUSED #5]

Where is he?

 Where is he?

[FUSED #6]

Keep your head down, he's aimin' for your Voidlight

[FUSED #7]

Our spheres, they're missing!

[FUSED #8]

He's using the darkness to hide his approaches

[FUSED #9]

We're empty handed

, up against an Herald

Our only chance is to strike him with our Surges

[FUSED #10]

We know these Surges, the odds can’t be tilted

[TALN, spoken]

You don't think I know a battlefield?

 I've lived it

[More FUSED are killed, there is screaming and yelling]

[ENSEMBLE]

TALENAL, TALENAL, TALENAL, TALENAL

[FUSED 2]

Herald, our leader has fled

You've destroyed the whitespine’s head

Now the rest of us are no longer a threat

Herald, forgive us instead

So that no more hearts are cracked

Let's have open arms instead

[FUSED 2 is shot]

[TALENAL, spoken]

No

[ENSEMBLE]

Talenal, Talenal, Talenal, Talenal

[Singer #1]

Damn, he's more cunning than I assumed

While we were busy plotting

He’s torn our hearts out of our chests

[Singer #2]

I find it hard to believe that the Herald of War

Has finally Returned to war

[Singer #1]

So what?

Now that we have our Surges 

Let's make the bastard rot

[Singer #2]

Behind you!

[SINGER #2 is stabbed by Ash

[Instrumental Break]

[ASH]

Throw down those weapons

And I ensure you'll be spared

[Singer #1

After seeing what the Herald will do to us

We wouldn't dare

[ASH]

Im not gonna hurt you

But trust me, I've come prepared

[FUSED]

Ha! Your very presence has doomed Taln, Herald

We don't fight fair

[ASH, spoken]

Stop

[FUSED]

Brothers, we got company and he's made a grave mistake

You’ve let us get our Light, and now it’s ours to take

Brothers, come and arm yourselves, there's a chance for us to win

We can still defeat the Herald if we all attack the Lightweavver

[Battle sounds]

[FUSED, 

Where is she? Where is she?

Capture her, she's our greatest chance

ASH

Get off me, get off me

FUSED

Fight 'til the Herald can barely stand

Hold her down, hold her down

Make the Herald obey our command

Hold him down, hold him down

'Cause if he won't, I'll send her back to Braize

[FUSED, spoken]

Got him

[FUSED is stabbed in the back]

[FUSED, spoken]

Me-mer—

[TALN, spoken]

Mercy? Mercy?

[TALN]

My mercy has long since drowned

It died to bring me back

And as long as you're around

My friend’s fate is left unknown

You plotted to kill my friend

You came for the broken

All of you are going to die

[ENSEMBLE]

Talnenal

[TALENAL, spoken]

You've filled my heart with hate

All of you, who have done me wrong

This will be your fate

[TALENAL crushes Fused skull]

[ENSEMBLE]

Talenal

[The remaining SUITORS scream in terror as TALENAL kills them all]

[ENSEMBLE]

Talenal
 

 

Edited by TwinStorm
Posted
22 hours ago, Yellow Cremling said:

I'm still on my rust and I think making a whole EPIC: Cosmere Edition would be awesome. So here's Ruthlessness, sung by Amaram when he (WoK) 

  Reveal hidden contents

kills all of Kal's men for the Shards.

 I can't believe Sando made a default, often-metaphored scary creature and then called it a whitespine. That word is so hard to fit into any rhyme scheme or cadence. Not nearly as much snap as wolf or shark.

Anyway, glad y'all are still hanging around! It's good to see this thread active again. Blue and italicized is Kal and his men.

  Hide contents

Amaram Amaram Amaram Amaram
Amaram Amaram Amaram Amaram

In all my years of living, it isn’t very often that I get pissed off
I try to keep my compose, but storms, you crossed the line
I made you stronger, and yet you forced my final hand
That’s right, the Shards that you decline
Are mine

No

I’m left without a choice and without a doubt
Yes, the pack of hounds is in the whitespine’s den now
I’ve gotta clear my name, I need to shut you down
But before you go I need to make you learn how

[Chorus]
Ruthlessness is honor upon our cause
(Ruthlessness is honor upon our cause)
Ruthlessness is honor upon our cause
Our cause

You are the worst kind of good cause you’re not even great
A captain trapped in his loyalty, that’s what I hate
Cause you fight to save lives, but don’t take what you need to survive
I mean you totally could have avoided all this had you just let me die
But no

You are far too nice, honor has a price
It’s the final crack, we’re bound to break the ice now
You defeat this man, then give up the Blade
Unlike you I make the trades that must be made cause

[Chorus]
Ruthlessness is honor upon our cause
(Ruthlessness is honor upon our cause)
Ruthlessness is honor upon our cause
Our cause

And now it is finally time to say goodbye, today you die
Unless of course you swear to lie and say this Blade is mine by right

Brightlord, you’ve my respect
I only wanted to protect you
I don’t want Shards or land or name
We only wanted to escape

The line between naivete and hopefulness is almost invisible
So close your heart, the world is dark and
Ruthlessness is honor
Die

[Chorus]
Ruthlessness is honor upon our cause
(Ruthlessness is honor upon our cause)
Ruthlessness is honor upon our cause
Our cause

What have you done?
When does a zephyr become a hurricane?
All of them dead under your command
When does a man become a monster?

I am your darkest moment
The monster that this world demands
Any last words?

All I gotta do is talk to this spren

What?

Remember me
 

 

*gaaaaaasp*

1 hour ago, TwinStorm said:

@Through The Living Glass you'd appreciate this

YES

Posted
Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

*gaaaaaasp*

YES

IT INSPIRED ME

I DID A WAT ONE BUT I WANNA DO ANOTHER

WHATS A GOOD SONG FROM EPIC?

Posted
Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

OH MY GOSH

WAITWAIT

Odysseus but it's

(WaT)

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Szeth cleansing his homeland :ph34r:

 

no

its better

trust me

that's what I did

Odyseuss but a Day Seven thing 

just get there

Posted
Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

OKAY WELL I'M GETTING THERE, OKAY?!

IK

:D

HURRY UP

THEN READ MY AWESOME SONG

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