Cosmere! The Musical

Bacon · April 3, 2023

'I'm a Stick'

Sung by The Stick

To the exact tune of 'I'm the Map' from Dora the Explorer

Edited April 6, 2023 by Bacon

The Stick · April 8, 2023

I had an ChatGPT write this solo for bluefingers when he greets Siri.

Verse 1:

Welcome, my lady, to our palace grand,

Where intrigue thrives in every strand,

I am Bluefingers, your humble guide,

At your service with joy and pride!

Chorus:

Be our guest, be our guest, I'm here to impress,

With parchment, quill, and ink, at your request,

I'll show you to your quarters, where you'll rest,

Welcome, my lady, to our palace, the best!

Verse 2:

Our courtly dance is one of art,

Where words and smiles can break a heart,

But fear not, dear princess, I'll be your aid,

In this web of politics, well-laid!

Chorus:

Be our guest, be our guest, I'll be your faithful guide,

In this palace of intrigue, I'll be your side,

With whispers and secrets, I'll provide,

Welcome, my lady, let me be your guide!

Bridge:

In this court of schemes and schemes,

I'm the one who knows the themes,

A master of diplomacy, discreet and sly,

Bluefingers, at your service, standing by!

Chorus:

Be our guest, be our guest, I know the way,

Through the halls of power, night and day,

I'll navigate the court with utmost grace,

Welcome, my lady, to this political place!

Outro:

So, welcome to Hallandren, my dear,

Where intrigue whispers in your ear,

Bluefingers at your service, sincere and true,

Welcome, my lady, we're here for you!

The Stormfather · April 18, 2023

I can see eshonai singing be prepared when they discover stormform.

Spoiler

Kaladin singing:

I try,

try, to keep them alive,

alive, but every single time,

time, they always just die,die,die,die,

we run only to die,die,die

Sadeas find's ways to keep us down,

we charge across the plains, dieing whilst we frown

this war has nothing, only death

with eyes full of iron

we rest.

We are running just to die,die,die,die,die

and every time we try,try,try,try,try

to keep bridge four alive,live,live,live,live

We just always die. We run to live and die.

Bridgemen cannot survive.

(Yelling very loud)

I will protect those who cannont protect themselves

I finish those who kill

My oaths contradict each other, but Now I am finally still

As I run just to die.

(back to normal volume)

We are running just to die,die,die,die,die

and every time I try,try,try,try,try

To keep my friends alive,live,live,live,live

Only I survive,vive,vive,vive,vive

we run to live and die,

running just to die,

running as we die

We cannot survive,

why do I survive.

Kendelian · April 20, 2023

On 3/1/2017 at 11:11 AM, Rasarr said:

I want Hoid's musical number to be something like "You're welcome" from Moana, where (Moana spoilers, I guess) he leads his listeners into some magical world with his singing and then it turns out he stole everything from them while they were busy being amazed.

Also, each Shard needs its own song. With Bavadin's being a choir piece and her doing all of the voices.

Hoid can be the narrator! It would be chaotic, glorious, and seeing him as a character would be amazing.

AonDoor · April 28, 2023

On 4/3/2023 at 6:33 PM, Bacon said:

'I'm a Stick'

Sung by The Stick

To the exact tune of 'I'm the Map' from Dora the Explorer

I was thinking to the tune of "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General."

Spoiler

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Edema Rue · April 29, 2023

1 hour ago, AonDoor said:

I was thinking to the tune of "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General."

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…light I spent so many months learning that song and getting it right. I can hear that perfectly.

Cinnamon · April 29, 2023

3 hours ago, AonDoor said:

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Fezzik · April 30, 2023

Earlier in this thread I posted a parody of Modern Major General filled with MB era 1 spoilers called Skaa Rebelion General about the person who held that title before the events of TFE.

Longshot97 · May 1, 2023

I've always seen Tress of the Emerald Sea as perfect musical material.

The Sibling · May 2, 2023

On 4/30/2023 at 8:09 PM, Longshot97 said:

I've always seen Tress of the Emerald Sea as perfect musical material.

Totally. I have so many ideas for this.

- The pirates could sing a song like the one in Pirates of the Caribbean.

- Tress could sing I am Moana

- Tress could sing Part of that World, only instead of all Ariel's treasures it's just cups

- Someone could sing misty mountains cold only they're talking about the crimson sea

Code Name · May 9, 2023

On 12/2/2017 at 4:53 PM, Personification said:

Never mind @The Harp Lady, I did it. However, I changed the subject to a different character because if I remember correctly the main reason he wanted Marius to live was that Cosette loved him.

Behold:

Bring Him Home sung (with moderate apathy) by Kelsier

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God on high
Hear my prayer
Though I doubt
You have ever been there
He is young
He's afraid
Let him rest
Heaven blessed.
Bring him home
Bring him home
Bring him home.
Though I care for him not, you know
For Vin he is the only one.
The summers die
One by one
How soon they fly
On and on
Though I’m not old
I will be gone.
Bring Vin peace
Bring Vin joy
She is young
He is only a boy
Though you take
And you give
Let him be
Let him live
If I die
I’ll un-die
Let him live
Bring him home
Bring him home
Bring him home.

That was amazing, I am dying laughing right now, and my friend is wondering what in the world I'm reading. I'm still laughing.

Edited May 9, 2023 by Code Name
accidentally put my thoughts inside the quote. (First time I've quoted before, so of course I got it wrong..)

Code Name · May 9, 2023

I just had a really strange, yet somehow awesome (maybe) idea!! What if Hurricane isn't Kaladin's theme song, but Hoid's. I want everyone to think about it for a minute.

Use the Falchion · August 2, 2023

"Satisfied" from Hamilton, but it's Dalinar singing at Gavilar and Navani's wedding. I've been meaning to do this for years, but today I actually, finally, just sat down and did it. (Not that it was hard, just annoying.) Not all of the words fit perfectly and I changed who sang which lyrics to make it more of a dialogue and mutual pining, but it's done. Dalinar is also very sorely mistaken in multiple parts of this lol! Color-coded for convenience and for those who want to listen and read.

Spoiler

Sadeas:

All right, all right, that's what I'm talking about!
Now, everyone give it up
For the man of honor, Dalinar Kholin!

Dalinar:

A toast to the groom!
(To the groom, to the groom, to the groom)
To the bride (to the bride!)
(To the bride, to the bride)
From your brother
(Dalinar, Dalinar, Dalinar)

Who is always by your side
(By your side, by your side)

To your union (to the union, to unification!)
And the hope that you provide
(You provide, you provide)

May you always (always)

Be satisfied (rewind)

Rewind, rewind, rewind
Rewind, rewind, rewind
Helpless, skies... skies
Helpless, drowning... drowning

Rewind (Rewind)

Dalinar:

I remember that night, I just might (rewind)
I remember that night, I just might (rewind)
I remember that night
I remember that-

I remember that night, I just might
Regret that night for the rest of my days

Navani:
I remember those soldier boys
Tripping over themselves to win our praise

Dalinar:
I remember that dreamlike candlelight

Like a dream that you can't quite place
But dear Navani, I'll never forget the first time I saw your face
I have never been the same
Intelligent eyes in a hunger-pang frame

Navani:

And when you said "Hi, " I forgot my dang name
Set my heart aflame, ev'ry part aflame
This is not a game

Dalinar:
You strike me as a woman who has never been satisfied

Navani:

I'm sure I don't know what you mean
You forget yourself

Dalinar:

You're like me, I'm never satisfied

Navani:
Is that right?

Dalinar:
I have never been satisfied

Navani:
My name is Navani, Brightlord

Dalinar:

Highprince Dalinar Kholin

Where's your family from?

Navani:
Unimportant, there's a million things I haven't done
Just you wait, just you wait

Dalinar:
So so so

So this is what it feels like to match wits
With someone at your level! what the storms is the catch?
It's the feeling of freedom, of seeing the light

Navani:
It's Ardent Ru with a key and a kite
You see it right?

The conversation lasted two minutes, maybe three minutes
Everything we said in total agreement
It's a dream and it's a bit of a dance
A bit of a posture, it's a bit of a stance

Dalinar:

She's a bit of a flirt, but I'mma give it a chance
I asked about her fam'ly, did you see her answer?
Her hands started fidgeting, she looked to flirt
She's penniless, she's flying by the hem of her skirt

Dalinar:

Gorgeous, storms does she know it

Navani:

Peach fuzz and he can't even grow it
I wanna take him far away from this place

Dalinar:
Then I turn and see my brother's face and he is

Gavilar:

Helpless

Dalinar:
And I know he is

Gavilar:
Helpless

Dalinar:
And his eyes are just

Gavilar:
Helpless

Dalinar:
And I realize three Almighty-given truths at the exact same time

Navani:

Where are you taking me?

Dalinar:
I'm about to change your life

Navani:
Then by all means, lead the way

Dalinar:
(Number one!)

She's a girl in a world in which
Her only job is to marry rich

Navani:
My father has no sons so I'm the one who has to social climb for one
So I'm the oldest and the wittiest and the gossip in Kholin City is insidious

Dalinar:

And my dear Navani is penniless
Ha, that doesn't mean I want her any less

Gavilar:
Prince Gavilar Kholin, it's a pleasure to meet you

Navani:

Kholin?

Dalinar:

My brother

Dalinar:

(Number Two)

She's after me because I'm a Kholin brother
That elevates her status
I'd have to be naive to set that aside

Maybe that is why I introduce her to Gavilar
Now she's his bride

Navani:
Nice going there Navani, he was right, you will never be satisfied

Navani:
Thank you for all your service

Gavilar:
If it takes fighting a war for us to meet, it will have been worth it

Dalinar:
I'll leave you to it

Dalinar:

I know my brother like I know my own mind
You will never find anyone as noble or as kind
If I tell him that I love her he'd be silently resigned
She'd be mine
He would say "I'm fine", He'd be lying

Dalinar:

But when I fantasize at night, it's dear Navani's eyes

Navani:
And I romanticize what might have been if I hadn't sized
Him up so quickly

Dalinar:
At least my dear Navani's his wife
At least I keep her eyes in my life

Dalinar:

To the groom!
(To the groom, to the groom, to the groom)
To the bride!
(To the bride, to the bride, to the bride)

From your brother
(The Blackthorn, the Blackthorn, the Blackthorn)
Who is always by your side
(By your side, by your side)

To your union! (To the union, to unification)
And the hope that you provide
(You provide, you provide)
May you always (always)

Be satisfied (satisfied, satisfied, satisfied)
And I know (be satisfied, be satisfied, be satisfied)
She'll be happy as his bride (satisfied, satisfied, satisfied)

Navani:
And I know (be satisfied, satisfied, satisfied, satisfied)

He will never be satisfied

Dalinar:
I will never be satisfied

Someday I'd love to do Burn as well, but we'll see if that ever gets done.

Thaidakar the Ghostblood · August 6, 2023

On 8/2/2023 at 7:53 AM, Use the Falchion said:

"Satisfied" from Hamilton, but it's Dalinar singing at Gavilar and Navani's wedding. I've been meaning to do this for years, but today I actually, finally, just sat down and did it. (Not that it was hard, just annoying.) Not all of the words fit perfectly and I changed who sang which lyrics to make it more of a dialogue and mutual pining, but it's done. Dalinar is also very sorely mistaken in multiple parts of this lol! Color-coded for convenience and for those who want to listen and read.

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Sadeas:

All right, all right, that's what I'm talking about!
Now, everyone give it up
For the man of honor, Dalinar Kholin!

Dalinar:

A toast to the groom!
(To the groom, to the groom, to the groom)
To the bride (to the bride!)
(To the bride, to the bride)
From your brother
(Dalinar, Dalinar, Dalinar)

Who is always by your side
(By your side, by your side)

To your union (to the union, to unification!)
And the hope that you provide
(You provide, you provide)

May you always (always)

Be satisfied (rewind)

Rewind, rewind, rewind
Rewind, rewind, rewind
Helpless, skies... skies
Helpless, drowning... drowning

Rewind (Rewind)

Dalinar:

I remember that night, I just might (rewind)
I remember that night, I just might (rewind)
I remember that night
I remember that-

I remember that night, I just might
Regret that night for the rest of my days

Navani:
I remember those soldier boys
Tripping over themselves to win our praise

Dalinar:
I remember that dreamlike candlelight

Like a dream that you can't quite place
But dear Navani, I'll never forget the first time I saw your face
I have never been the same
Intelligent eyes in a hunger-pang frame

Navani:

And when you said "Hi, " I forgot my dang name
Set my heart aflame, ev'ry part aflame
This is not a game

Dalinar:
You strike me as a woman who has never been satisfied

Navani:

I'm sure I don't know what you mean
You forget yourself

Dalinar:

You're like me, I'm never satisfied

Navani:
Is that right?

Dalinar:
I have never been satisfied

Navani:
My name is Navani, Brightlord

Dalinar:

Highprince Dalinar Kholin

Where's your family from?

Navani:
Unimportant, there's a million things I haven't done
Just you wait, just you wait

Dalinar:
So so so

So this is what it feels like to match wits
With someone at your level! what the storms is the catch?
It's the feeling of freedom, of seeing the light

Navani:
It's Ardent Ru with a key and a kite
You see it right?

The conversation lasted two minutes, maybe three minutes
Everything we said in total agreement
It's a dream and it's a bit of a dance
A bit of a posture, it's a bit of a stance

Dalinar:

She's a bit of a flirt, but I'mma give it a chance
I asked about her fam'ly, did you see her answer?
Her hands started fidgeting, she looked to flirt
She's penniless, she's flying by the hem of her skirt

Dalinar:

Gorgeous, storms does she know it

Navani:

Peach fuzz and he can't even grow it
I wanna take him far away from this place

Dalinar:
Then I turn and see my brother's face and he is

Gavilar:

Helpless

Dalinar:
And I know he is

Gavilar:
Helpless

Dalinar:
And his eyes are just

Gavilar:
Helpless

Dalinar:
And I realize three Almighty-given truths at the exact same time

Navani:

Where are you taking me?

Dalinar:
I'm about to change your life

Navani:
Then by all means, lead the way

Dalinar:
(Number one!)

She's a girl in a world in which
Her only job is to marry rich

Navani:
My father has no sons so I'm the one who has to social climb for one
So I'm the oldest and the wittiest and the gossip in Kholin City is insidious

Dalinar:

And my dear Navani is penniless
Ha, that doesn't mean I want her any less

Gavilar:
Prince Gavilar Kholin, it's a pleasure to meet you

Navani:

Kholin?

Dalinar:

My brother

Dalinar:

(Number Two)

She's after me because I'm a Kholin brother
That elevates her status
I'd have to be naive to set that aside

Maybe that is why I introduce her to Gavilar
Now she's his bride

Navani:
Nice going there Navani, he was right, you will never be satisfied

Navani:
Thank you for all your service

Gavilar:
If it takes fighting a war for us to meet, it will have been worth it

Dalinar:
I'll leave you to it

Dalinar:

I know my brother like I know my own mind
You will never find anyone as noble or as kind
If I tell him that I love her he'd be silently resigned
She'd be mine
He would say "I'm fine", He'd be lying

Dalinar:

But when I fantasize at night, it's dear Navani's eyes

Navani:
And I romanticize what might have been if I hadn't sized
Him up so quickly

Dalinar:
At least my dear Navani's his wife
At least I keep her eyes in my life

Dalinar:

To the groom!
(To the groom, to the groom, to the groom)
To the bride!
(To the bride, to the bride, to the bride)

From your brother
(The Blackthorn, the Blackthorn, the Blackthorn)
Who is always by your side
(By your side, by your side)

To your union! (To the union, to unification)
And the hope that you provide
(You provide, you provide)
May you always (always)

Be satisfied (satisfied, satisfied, satisfied)
And I know (be satisfied, be satisfied, be satisfied)
She'll be happy as his bride (satisfied, satisfied, satisfied)

Navani:
And I know (be satisfied, satisfied, satisfied, satisfied)

He will never be satisfied

Dalinar:
I will never be satisfied

Someday I'd love to do Burn as well, but we'll see if that ever gets done.

This is, officially, the best thing ever. I thought of this awhile ago and forgot about it, I can't believe that I forgot something so awesome.

OOOOH! What if Stay Alive was Cosmere and it was that one high prince talking. Dalinar is Hamilton and Sadeas is Laurens. "Someone should hold (high prince) to his words" "I can't disobey direct orders from Gavilar" "Then I'll do it."

Use the Falchion · August 7, 2023

On 8/6/2023 at 11:31 AM, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

This is, officially, the best thing ever.

Thanks!!

On 8/6/2023 at 11:31 AM, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

OOOOH! What if Stay Alive was Cosmere and it was that one high prince talking.

Oh I like that! My first knee-jerk reaction is admittedly Dalinar walking back from the Rift, but I'd have to look up the words again to make sure it fits...and probably reread Oathbringer...

The Sibling · August 9, 2023

Kaladin should sing Quitting by Ian Mcconnell (Pretty sure I mispelled that name and the word misspelled)

Like, almost every lyric in the song is perfect for him right at the start of Rhythm of War.

The Stormfather · August 9, 2023

I can see stay alive being the people to the noble leaders at the start of the kilos invasion

Through the Living Elan · August 10, 2023

I think there should be a song “Welcome to Narak” (Like the song “Welcome to the Rock” from the musical Come from Away, if anyone has seen it).

Use the Falchion · August 21, 2023

Trying out "That Would Be Enough" based off of Chapter 52 of Oathbringer, "After His Father." This is a more...generous take of Evi and Dalinar's relationship, to be sure... (It was also far easier to do than "Burn.")

Spoiler

Evi:

Renarin, Renarin, "born unto himself"
yes that's the name given
Renarin, Renarin

Dalinar:

How long have you known?

Evi:
A year or so

Dalinar
Storms woman, you should have told me

Evi:
I wrote to the battlefront a year ago (Oh...)
I begged you to see our home

Dalinar
You should have told me

Evi:

I'm not sorry

Evi:
I knew you'd fight until the war was won (the siege is not done)
But you deserve a chance to see your sons
Renarin, Renarin, yes that's the name
your son's been given, Renarin

Dalinar

Do you relish being a warlord's wife
Unable to relent for your life?

Evi:

I relish being your wife

Look around, look around
Look at where you are
Look at where you started
The fact that you're alive is a miracle
Just stay alive, that would be enough

And these us four
Can split a fraction of your honor
Or a fragment of your force
Look out world
That would be enough

I don't pretend to know
The challenges you're facing
The battles you keep waging and engaging in your mind
But I'm not afraid
I know who I married
So long as you come home at the end of the day
That would be enough

We don't need a legacy
We don't need blood money
If I could grant you peace of mind
If you could let me inside your heart
Oh, let me be a part of the narrative
In the story, you will write someday
Let this moment be the first chapter
Where you decide to say

"And Evi is enough
Yes Adolin's enough
Renarin's enough"

Ravenclawjedi42 · August 21, 2023

I made a version of A Boy Like That from West Side Story called Nobles Like Him, sung by Kelsier and Vin about Elend.

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Kelsier: Nobles like him, who killed your brother,

Forget that boy, and find another,

One of your own kind.

Stick to your own kind!

Nobles like him, who kill many skaa,

Kill you too, if he finds out what you are!

Not of your own kind,

Stick to your own kind!

A boy who kills, cannot love!

A boy who kills, has no heart!

And he’s the boy who gets your love and gets your heart?!

Very smart, Vin, very smart!

Nobles like him, just want you in their bed

And when their done, you will be dead.

He’ll murder you, they killed my wife!

Just wait and see, Vin, just wait and see…

Vin: Oh no, Kelsier no.

It isn’t true, not for me!

It’s true for you, not for me!

I hear your words, and in my head, I know they’re smart!

But my heart, Kelsier, but my heart!

Knows they’re wrong.

You should know better.

You were in love, or so you said!

You should know better…

I have a love,

And it’s all that I have.

Right or wrong, what else can I do?

I love him, I’m his.

I’m everything he is.

Except books.

I have a love,

And it’s all that I need,

Right or wrong, and he needs me, too.

I love him, we’re one.

There’s nothing to be done.

Not a thing I can do

But hold him, hold him forever.

Be with him now, tomorrow,

And all of my life!

Both: When love is so strong,

There is no right or wrong

Your love is your life!

The Sibling · August 22, 2023

Sebariel should sing Lazy by Ian Mcconnel. I think it would be super funny.

Hmmm lies · September 29, 2023

Alright didn't spend much time on this but here is "We don't talk about Voidbringers" (Of course the original is we don't talk about Bruno)

Spoiler

Dalinar: We don’t talk about Voidbringers no no, we don’t talk about Singers…

But

It was our battle day

Kaladin: It was our battle day

Dalinar: and there wasn’t a highstorm in the sky

Kaladin: No highstorm aloud in the sky

Dalinar: Parshendi walk in, with a mischievous form

Kaladin: Lightning!

Dalinar Are you telling the story or am

Kaladin *under breath* Storming lighteyes, *end under breath* carry on..

Dalinar: Rlain says it looks like rain

Kaladin: Why did he tell us

Dalinar: Fighting in 2 massive storms

Kaladin: I fought Szeth that day but anyway

Both: We don’t talk about Voidbringers no no, we don't talk about singers

Jasnah: Hey, grew to study Voidbringers doing absolutely anything

I can always hear them doing lots of slave labor

I don’t associate them with the chasmfiends *soulcasting noises 3 times*

It’s a heavy lift with no religion

Always left Kabsol and the church's fumbling

Grappling with history they couldn’t understand

Do you understand

Lift: About half a foot frame, vines along it’s body

He hears your Words, and wants to feast on your soul

I like to talk about Voidbringers, it annoys Wyndle

Taravangian: A guy told me the storm would come, in seconds, dead

Random singer: Odium told me I’d become a Fused, and just like he said

Gavilar: Honor told me to unite them all and so I brought their gods back

Vorin Church: It’s evil when your prophecy is read

Navani: Raboniel told me we’d work together, and mix all the lights. Then she took my notes to kill spren, but at least, she stabbed Moash

Jasnah: I thought the Unmade were imaginary, just like The Almighty

Turns out I was wrong

I can hear Wit now…

Venli: Hey sis… I want not a rhythm out of you..

Szeth: Ummm singers

Yea about Voidbringers

I really need to know about singers

Guys I’m really not Truthless

Lift: Navani, your tight butt friend’s here (Sorry, I had to if Lift was Camilo)

Various people: Time for visions

(no I’m not doing the mixed singing)

Storms here!

Don’t get stabbed by Voidbringers

Szeth: Why did I talk about singers

Various Shin: Not a word about singers

Szeth I never should have brought up Voidbringers

Lord Spirit · October 5, 2023

Nale does some parody of Stars from Les mis

Also, my brother and I had this idea a while ago... Dalinar's wine as a parody to Jospeh's coat

"It was red and yellow and green and brown
And scarlet and black and ochre and peach
And ruby and olive and violet and fawn
And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve
And cream and crimson and silver and rose
And azure and lemon and russet and grey
And purple and white and pink and orange
And red and yellow and green and brown and blue"

Edited October 5, 2023 by Lord Spirit

Ravenclawjedi42 · October 5, 2023

I present, to the tune of Rhythm of the Night, Rhythm of the War, sung by Raboniel to Navani.

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When it feels like Roshar is on your shoulders

And all the fighting has got you going crazy

It’s time to step in, step into the library

Where all the garnet is right there at your side

Well, I know a place I’ll put you in captivity

And together be scholars

Just come with me and we can sing Anti-investiture

Into existence, trapped in sphere some gemstones

To the beat of the rhythm of the war

(Don’t think about betrayal)

Forget about the worries on your mind

(You can leave them all behind)

To the beat of the rhythm of the war

(Honor and Odium combining)

Look at Urithiru,

Occupation’s just starting

Yelling is now heard, revolution’s starting

Inside of the wells, we are corrupting it

And eavesdropping on you, also The Sibling

So cooperate, this ain’t no time for fighting us

Ooh, there’s not enough going on

Anti-Investiture isn’t like the stuff you know

Working all the time, throwing you under the bus

To the beat of the rhythm of the war

(Don’t think about betrayal)

Forget about the worries on your mind

(You can leave them all behind)

To the beat of the rhythm of the war

(Honor and Odium combining)

So cooperate, this ain’t no time for fighting us

Ooh, there’s not enough going on

Anti-Investiture isn’t like the stuff you know

Working all the time, throwing you under the bus

To the beat of the rhythm of the war

(Don’t think about betrayal)

Forget about the worries on your mind

(You can leave them all behind)

To the beat of the rhythm of the war

(Don’t think about betrayal)

Forget about the worries on your mind

(You can leave them all behind)

(Out if song): And you will leave them all behind.

Hmmm lies · October 13, 2023

On 9/15/2019 at 1:23 PM, Yellow Cremling said:

Recently reread Mistborn, and seeing as it's close enough to spooky season, here's Spooky Steel Inquisitors to the tune of Spooky Scary Skeletons. Indeed, welcome to the dark side.

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Spooky Steel Inquisitors

Send shivers down your spine

Eleven spikes inside your skin

Keeping you alive

Spooky Steel Inquisitors

Stalk the city streets

If they see your secret spot

Get ready for a shriek

Stay away, Inquisitor

We don't like your kind

You've killed too many of our friends

You've a twisted, evil mind

'Cause spooky Steel Inquisitors

See in lines of blue

They're Seekers, true, but more than that

Smoke and they still find you

Lord Ruler and his Ministry

Are mean, there's no debate

But nobles still support him 'cause

They're safe in their estates

Spooky Steel Inquisitors

Are meaner than the rest

They'll smile as they slaughter you

And crush you into dust

Sticks and stones won't break their bones

A spear won't slow them down

Spooky Steel Inquisitors

Are evil's highest crown

I know this is old, but I still think this may be the best thing ever posted on the 17th shard

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