Yellow Cremling

I love this song and now I'm gonna be singing this parody every time I hear it. Excellent job! Thank you

I'm still on my rust and I think making a whole EPIC: Cosmere Edition would be awesome. So here's Ruthlessness, sung by Amaram when he (WoK) I can't believe Sando made a default, often-metaphored scary creature and then called it a whitespine. That word is so hard to fit into any rhyme scheme or cadence. Not nearly as much snap as wolf or shark. Anyway, glad y'all are still hanging around! It's good to see this thread active again. Blue and italicized is Kal and his men.

Hi y'all. Recently been getting into Epic: the Musical and there's so much good parody content in there. Kaladin and Odysseus have so much PTSD to sing about...but for now, here's Different Beast as sung by Dalinar at the Rift. Oathbringer spoilers. There's a nice parallel about losing your humanity because your trust has been betrayed too many times, and letting a cause consume you until you lose what you love along the way. Also Dalinar's "feral animal" line really stuck with me on my WaT prep reread (still haven't read it, pls no spoilers).

Indeed it does. Here you go: Figured as Hades plays off affection for his workers (my children), Sadeas plays off their Alethi pride (my soldiers). I know not all of them are Alethi, but it works with the rhyme scheme. Enjoy!

Hmm. To be honest that was more theoretical - can something Awakened feel emotion? The question really belongs in a different thread. But let's see. Maybe it could be "defend the house." You know when a mailman walks by and the little yappy dogs can't reach the window but keep jumping up and barking? Or maybe "fetch," but a tennis ball would send it flying. Could it play tug-of-war? How? That's the best I have. Anything sound fun?

Well this seems vaguely lewd. Now I feel bad for the poor banana. The animation is top notch, though. Anyway, what about stuff doing what it's really not supposed to do? Ski goggles told "block vision," or chairs commanded to "tilt when sat in." Alternatively, can Awakened things feel emotion, if told to? Perhaps a washcloth told to "anticipate my arrival." Kind of like having a dog. It gets all happy and jumps around when you walk in the door.

Well now I really want to see a banana told "go skinny dipping." How 'bout a flower, that gets "when touched, close petals." A bee lands and it goes nom.

Hey there, parody-makers and parody-readers. I'd like to offer a collaborative project based on What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor. For those of you who don't know it, it basically has infinite verses, all of one line repeated three times followed by "ear-ly in the morning." I'd like to hear all y'all's verses for What Do You Do With a Drunken Bridgeman and What Do You Do With a Drunken Mistborn and what ever other books you want to include. They can be funny, they can be the deprivations of Sadeas and the Lord Ruler, they can be spoiler-free or spoiler-full, they can be whatever you want. I want some help to make this! Some ones I came up with: Thanks in advance! Even if you've never written a parody before, we all started somewhere. I'd love for you to give it a shot. See you out there!

Recently reread Mistborn, and seeing as it's close enough to spooky season, here's Spooky Steel Inquisitors to the tune of Spooky Scary Skeletons. Indeed, welcome to the dark side. Oh, and this: I had this stuck in my head for a week! It was great by itself, but even greater because this is totally the sort of thing Kelsier would do - break into song in front of Vin. Loved it!

I listened to the complete album on YouTube before I found this article. You guys did a fantastic job. I binged it when I found it - only finished near midnight - then immediately sent it to my brother, another Sanderfan. He binged it too. The Parshendi drums at the start of Assassin were perfect, the chimes were raindrops dying in Honor Chasm, Hearthstone played a thousand images of Tien in my head, Chasm Kata was a dance of light, and Tien's Theme was so vivid I could picture every moment. Thank you, thank you, for a piece of art that has become such a part of my life. A toast, to The Black Piper. I can't wait for more.

Do you all remember the Wind's Pleasure? The ship Shallan sets out on for her grand adventure? Well, I figured it needed its own solo, so here's Merchant Trader to the tune of Rusty Old American Dream. Some WoR spoilers.

Came back from break with some new songs, so I'll dump them here on you all. Bad, Bad Amaram, to the tune of Bad, Bad Leroy Brown. WoR spoilers. With a very wrong rhyme scheme (Mraize is a pain in the neck to rhyme with), here's You Don't Mess Around With Mraize, to the tune of You Don't Mess Around With Jim. Some WoR spoilers, but nothing bad. Probably the most half-baked one on here. Sorry. Dirty Paws by Of Monsters and Men can be interpreted as about WWII. So, I thought it might also work about a Desolation. Golden Crown, with major Oathbringer spoilers and some WoR spoilers. My favorite of these four. Honestly, read Oathbringer first. This song references secrets. And last, a tribute to all those who ever wished to go to the places we read about. Fiction, to the tune of Trampoline by SHAED.

Here's a Shallan solo. If It Hadn't Been For Dad, to the tune of If It Hadn't Been For Love by the Steeldrivers (not Adele). WoK and WoR spoilers

I've always considered the prologue as part of that song, even though it's technically not, so here's the prologue, which can be added on in the middle. Your lines are in italics.