+Slowswift Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 (edited) Whenever you're ashamed of the stereotype of American food being deep-fried or greasy just remember the phrase "as American as apple pie" and remember we've got some pretty durned good food, too. Only one problem: apple pie isn't American in origin. Edited February 7, 2016 by Slowswift
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 Only one problem: apple pie isn't American in origin. Ssssshhhhhhhhhhh.
+Slowswift Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 (edited) Ssssshhhhhhhhhhh. I mean, apple pie is the epitome of Americanness and should be eaten proudly with every meal? Edited February 7, 2016 by Slowswift
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 I mean, apple pie is the epitome of Americanness and should be eaten proudly with every meal? There you go. Except for the fact that I'm mildly allergic. Oh well. Pear sauce is just as good as applesauce.
+Slowswift Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 There you go. Except for the fact that I'm mildly allergic. Oh well. Pear sauce is just as good as applesauce. Eek. Well, pears'll do, I suppose. I've never actually heard of pear sauce. Is it good?
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 Eek. Well, pears'll do, I suppose. I've never actually heard of pear sauce. Is it good? I like it. Doesn't taste much different from applesauce, actually.
+Slowswift Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 I like it. Doesn't taste much different from applesauce, actually. Huh.
The Honor Spren she/her Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 (edited) Last. Time I went to the county fair, there was someone selling deep fried bacon. Australia has some weird food too, but probably the saddest thing is that there's a legal requirement for meat pies to have a certain percentage of actual meat in them.That's nothing. Have you ever wondered how people get allergic to german cockroaches? It turns out there is a small amount of cockroaches that companies are allowed to have the in their food. So if you're allergic . . . . Well you have been eating insects. Edited February 7, 2016 by The Honor Spren
Kaymyth she/her Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 Last. Time I went to the county fair, there was someone selling deep fried bacon. That's nothing. Have you ever wondered how people get allergic to german cockroaches? It turns out there is a small amount of cockroaches that companies are allowed to have the in their food. So if you're allergic . . . . Well you have been eating insects. See, I have a much bigger problem with the deep-fried bacon than the idea of eating bug bits.
The Honor Spren she/her Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 See, I have a much bigger problem with the deep-fried bacon than the idea of eating bug bits. They also had deep fried sticks of butter, but I thought it would be bet not to mention that.
Delightful Posted February 8, 2016 Posted February 8, 2016 It's a bun made out of pretzel dough. Like this: Fun fact: I actually had to google fairy bread to see what it was. I think I made it once as a kid, but my mom told me not to. Oh. Right. American pretzels. To me they're small like this . And I suppose they're technically made out of dough but it's like chips are made from potatoes. I never think much about it.So what does make pretzel dough distinctive? No fairy bread? . But it's the staple of all children's birthday parties! What's wrong with it?
Kobold King he/him Posted February 8, 2016 Posted February 8, 2016 I did it. I read through every single one of Kobold's upvoted posts. I am oddly proud of myself. Congrats! 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 8, 2016 Posted February 8, 2016 (edited) I have no minions. And....tell me if I'm getting this wrong, but was the message of the Prius commercial "If you break the law in a Prius 4, you'll be super popular"? Edited February 8, 2016 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles
STINK he/him Posted February 8, 2016 Posted February 8, 2016 hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!love and waffles,t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m 1
Zathoth Posted February 8, 2016 Posted February 8, 2016 (edited) I fell asleep 4pm and just woke up 2am thoughts The road to hell is a water slide, the road to heaven is brick walled over, not that anyone ever figured out how to get there anyway. I still have a cold, I hope I'll get rid of it before I'll visit my friend in Scotland. Just checking, it isnt just me and Kaymyth who is shipping the two top reps with each other, right? I had a dream. It was a dusty desert, I met a man with a truck and a giant white, pretty dog. And then I met a pug, it fed on our energy resources, but it was so cute when it attached itself to my arm all cuddly so I kept it. These energy sources where bracelets that made everything still work, but there were only so many, and they were rationed. So I guess it wasnt a very good idea to keep the pug. Ah, Im weak to cute things. I had two more funny ideas, but now I cant remember them... oh well. Edited February 8, 2016 by Morzathoth
DreamEternal Posted February 8, 2016 Posted February 8, 2016 (edited) wut Edit: That was ninjaed. I was replying to Stink Edited February 8, 2016 by DreamEternal
SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him Posted February 8, 2016 Posted February 8, 2016 Well seeing as it is super bowl ( somehow not cereal related ) weekend, has anyone here been able to watch a full game? I have to admit I tried once, only cos I was with my american exchange friends and they were doing another activity that I wished to be involved in, and I got about 4 ad breaks in ( so like 20 minutes ). After the 4th ad break I had to leave.
STINK he/him Posted February 8, 2016 Posted February 8, 2016 wut Edit: That was ninjaed. I was replying to Stink lol…as u can see im very random!!!!
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 8, 2016 Posted February 8, 2016 lol…as u can see im very random!!!! Did someone hijack your account....or are you mocking the concept of randomness?
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 8, 2016 Posted February 8, 2016 None of you ever read copypasta? Never heard of it.
Orlion Blight he/him Posted February 8, 2016 Posted February 8, 2016 None of you ever read copypasta? I prefer my pasta with Alfredo sauce.
Zathoth Posted February 8, 2016 Posted February 8, 2016 It is an ancient (by internet standards) copy pasta made by a teenage girl back when people were under the delusion that lolrandom was funny. As someone who enjoys surrealism it is very annoying sometimes.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 8, 2016 Posted February 8, 2016 It is an ancient (by internet standards) copy pasta made by a teenage girl back when people were under the delusion that lolrandom was funny. As someone who enjoys surrealism it is very annoying sometimes. Yeah....it just came across as mocking to me.
Zathoth Posted February 8, 2016 Posted February 8, 2016 Yeah....it just came across as mocking to me. Poes law, but it is probably mocking, maybe.
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