Kaymyth she/her Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 What is this thing? It's a thing with...balls and...sports and stuff. (Seriously, we're so out of touch with this stuff that we spent most of last weekend thinking it was last Sunday.) It's the one day of the year when all of the commercials are inexplicably good. Yeah, we just wait till it's all over with and they're posted online.
Orlion Blight he/him Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 Soon...The football season will be over! There will be much rejoicing!
Kaymyth she/her Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 Soon...The football season will be over! There will be much rejoicing! And then convention season starts!
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 But first, a day of eating bad food, like my homemade pizza rolls and beer-cheese burgers!
Edgedancer he/him Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 But first, a day of eating bad food, like my homemade pizza rolls and beer-cheese burgers! Huh, pizza rolls don't sound that bad but... beer-cheese burgers?
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 Huh, pizza rolls don't sound that bad but... beer-cheese burgers? Regular hamburgers on pretzel buns, dipped or drenched in a sauce made from beer and cheddar cheese.
ChickenPlague he/him Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 Regular hamburgers on pretzel buns, dipped or drenched in a sauce made from beer and cheddar cheese. Uhmm... Whah?!
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 Uhmm... Whah?! Okay....have you ever had cheese fondue? These are basically hamburgers dipped in cheese fondue.
ChickenPlague he/him Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 Okay....have you ever had cheese fondue? These are basically hamburgers dipped in cheese fondue. Cheese fondue is nice. Hamburgers are nice. I quess I get it now.
Kaymyth she/her Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 Okay....have you ever had cheese fondue? These are basically hamburgers dipped in cheese fondue. If it isn't drenched in cheese or deep fried, it ain't 'Murrican food. Excuse me, I'm going to go over in the corner and quietly weep for my country now. 2
Edgedancer he/him Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 If it isn't drenched in cheese or deep fried, it ain't 'Murrican food. Excuse me, I'm going to go over in the corner and quietly weep for my country now. How much is there to the stereotype of you drowining everything in ketchup?
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 How much is there to the stereotype of you drowining everything in ketchup? Most people I know like to dip certain things (fries, hot dogs, hamburgers, etc) in ketchup, but we don't drench things in it. Except for a few weirdos.
Kaymyth she/her Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 How much is there to the stereotype of you drowining everything in ketchup? Eh...it can vary. Some people like ketchup on everything, others not so much. I like it on fries, and I'm a terrible person for preferring it over mustard on hot dogs. Really, the stereotype should be about ranch dressing. Dear gods, people here put ranch dressing on everything, and I hate the stuff.
Quiver he/him Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 If the road to hell is paved with good intentions, does that mean the road to heaven is paved with, like, puppy-kicking? 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 If the road to hell is paved with good intentions, does that mean the road to heaven is paved with, like, puppy-kicking? NO. The road to hell is ALSO paved in puppy kicking. Come here my sweet puppies...nobody is kicking you today.... 1
Kaymyth she/her Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 If the road to hell is paved with good intentions, does that mean the road to heaven is paved with, like, puppy-kicking? I've figured for a long time that the people who say that sort of thing are under the very mistaken impression that this world has a shortage of bad intentions.
Edgedancer he/him Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 (edited) Eh...it can vary. Some people like ketchup on everything, others not so much. I like it on fries, and I'm a terrible person for preferring it over mustard on hot dogs. Really, the stereotype should be about ranch dressing. Dear gods, people here put ranch dressing on everything, and I hate the stuff. In my eyes you're a saint for not furthering the cause of mustard. If the road to hell is paved with good intentions, does that mean the road to heaven is paved with, like, puppy-kicking? The road to heaven is paved in self-reflection and realizing that good intentions does not automatically mean justification. The saying only really applies to the Eli Evers to the world. Edited February 7, 2016 by Edgedancer 1
Orlion Blight he/him Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 There also is an actual cheese called beer cheese which is just fantastic! I didn't get my pizza yesterday, so I must get my pizza fix today
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 In my eyes you're a saint for not furthering the cause of mustard. The road to heaven is paved in self-reflection and realizing that good intentions does not automatically mean justification. The saying only really applies to the Eli Evers to the world. He's not here, is he?
Edgedancer he/him Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 (edited) He's not here, is he? Only in our heads but so is Victor. Edited February 7, 2016 by Edgedancer
Mistrunner Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 Whenever you're ashamed of the stereotype of American food being deep-fried or greasy just remember the phrase "as American as apple pie" and remember we've got some pretty durned good food, too. Is NYLT fun? I'm planning on going to it this year.I really liked it! In my troop there was an excess of illuminati references and pyromania, but besides that it was really fun. Extremely random unrelated thought- It would be cool if you were born on the 24th of July, because then you could say "It is my birthday 24/7." 2
ChickenPlague he/him Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 Whenever you're ashamed of the stereotype of American food being deep-fried or greasy just remember the phrase "as American as apple pie" and remember we've got some pretty durned good food, too. I really liked it! In my troop there was an excess of illuminati references and pyromania, but besides that it was really fun. Extremely random unrelated thought- It would be cool if you were born on the 24th of July, because then you could say "It is my birthday 24/7." Even cooler if you were born in year 365. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 A random thought including Half-Blood Prince spoilers. So, Harry gets Dobby and Kreacher to follow Malfoy and report on what he's up to. Neither elf sleeps for a week while completing this task. Aside from the fact that two sleep-deprived house-elves who kind of hate each other would have some really interesting conversations at 4 AM, this means that they watched Malfoy twenty-four hours a day. Even when he slept. "Crabbe? Goyle?" Malfoy's low voice trembled with fear. "For the past four nights, I've had this dream that I'm being watched by a house-elf. Two of them, actually. One of them looks like Dobby and he mutters 'Harry Potter will be so proud.' Then the other one slaps him upside the head and calls him an idiot. Says Potter is even dumber. I…have the strangest feeling they're here right now. Lurking. Watching. I-I'm really getting paranoid now. What should I do?" Crabbe thoughtfully picked his nose, while Goyle scratched his backside with a contemplative expression. Malfoy sighed, shoulders slumping in defeat. "Mum was right. I need smarter friends." 8
Delightful Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 (edited) What's a pretzel bun? Australia has some weird food too, but probably the saddest thing is that there's a legal requirement for meat pies to have a certain percentage of actual meat in them. Also, fairy bread is the bomb diggity. Edited February 7, 2016 by Delightful
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 What's a pretzel bun? Australia has some weird food too, but probably the saddest thing is that there's a legal requirement for meat pies to have a certain percentage of actual meat in them. Also, fairy bread is the bomb diggity. It's a bun made out of pretzel dough. Like this: Fun fact: I actually had to google fairy bread to see what it was. I think I made it once as a kid, but my mom told me not to.
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