The Official Thread of Relationships

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

4 minutes ago, Kestrel said:

Ah yes. Something I will never have. I love relationships.

Want to be "single forever" buddies?  

[Shqueeves]

30 minutes ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

Want to be "single forever" buddies?  

Could I join this group? 

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

15 minutes ago, Shqueeves said:

Could I join this group? 

Of course. I'll be the Secretary of Wants-A-Partner-But-Got-An-F-Minus-In-Flirting. What'll your cabinet position be? 

[Mistrunner]

I'll join the club as long as there are snacks.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

2 minutes ago, Mistrunner said:

I'll join the club as long as there are snacks.

Well, I like to cook, so….  

[Shqueeves]

9 minutes ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

Of course. I'll be the Secretary of Wants-A-Partner-But-Got-An-F-Minus-In-Flirting. What'll your cabinet position be? 

Board member of Would-Date-But-Doesn't-Know-How-To-Social

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

31 minutes ago, Shqueeves said:

Board member of Would-Date-But-Doesn't-Know-How-To-Social

Can I join as the Secretary of Gets-Major-Crushes-But-Can't-Act-On-Them?

[The Honor Spren she/her]

I could be board member Not-Allowed-to-Date-Anyway-But-It's-Not-Like-I-Know-Enough-People-to-Go-Out-With-Anyone. I heard that position is usually open. 

[Left he/him]

Dibs on I-could-date-but-will-leave-for-college-so-limited-point-and-no-one-interesting-to-ask-out-anyway.

[Kestrel she/her]

I'm looks-like-a-stale-slice-of-bread-and-can't-be-noticed-ever.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

11 minutes ago, Kestrel said:

I'm looks-like-a-stale-slice-of-bread-and-can't-be-noticed-ever.

Overruled. Proposed title for Kestrel: Person-whose-awesomeness-has-yet-to-be-noticed.  

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

1 hour ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

Overruled. Proposed title for Kestrel: Person-whose-awesomeness-has-yet-to-be-noticed.  

Seconded. 

[Kestrel she/her]

Overruled. False.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

5 minutes ago, Kestrel said:

Overruled. False.

Your overruling is overruled by the Great Smushy Faced One. 

[Shqueeves]

15 minutes ago, Kestrel said:

Overruled. False.

Fine. You can be head of the Too-awesome-for-mere-mortals department

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

I will be Emperor-in-Chief of Not-interested-but-could-do-it-if-I-wanted.

[Mistbornwithakitty she/her]

Hey!  Long time no post.    Started college and life got so flipping hectic.

But anyhow, can I join you in your singleness?  I think the position of Break-Up-Aftermath-Comforter would be a good area for me (seeing how I just went through a massive one and have great sympathy). 

[The lazy anarchist]

"Descends dramatically from the ceiling"

It is I, Brightness of Should-Act-But-Too-Worried-Of-Crush-Noticing-Feelings, seeking to join this troupe of relatable individuals.

[Flynn]

I'll be secretary of liked-not-loved-so-I-do-maths-homework-instead

[Delightful]

Why don't y'all date each other? :rolleyes:

[Mistbornwithakitty she/her]

59 minutes ago, Deliiiiiightful said:

Why don't y'all date each other?

Watch how quiet the thread gets after this remark. 

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

*cricket chirping*

*cricket chirping*

[Oversleep]

1 hour ago, Deliiiiiightful said:

Why don't y'all date each other?

I read it at first:

Quote

Why don't y'all hate each other?

I scratched my head fow a while, then read again.

[Left he/him]

Say what @Deliiiiiightful ??????

[Shqueeves]

2 hours ago, Deliiiiiightful said:

Why don't y'all date each other?

Because long-distance relationships usually don't work