The Official Thread of Relationships

[Delightful]

6 hours ago, Kaymyth said:

That would be highly illegal.

It was.  I figured after all that, if he wasn't scared off, he'd be a keeper.  I was right. 

Sounds like a very high-risk super effective dating method.

[Kaymyth she/her]

2 minutes ago, Delightful said:

Sounds like a very high-risk super effective dating method.

Some people like to ease prospective mates into their weirdnesses.  I push them into the deep end of the weird pool and take notes on how quickly they work out how to swim.

[Silverblade5 he/him]

1 hour ago, Kaymyth said:

Some people like to ease prospective mates into their weirdnesses.  I push them into the deep end of the weird pool and take notes on how quickly they work out how to swim.

I just read this while eating a burrito. It wasn't pretty.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

I LOVE DERAILMENT!!!

[marsoupial they/them]

1 minute ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

I LOVE DERAILMENT!!!

Ye boi!

[Zathoth]

15 hours ago, Kaymyth said:

Some people like to ease prospective mates into their weirdnesses.  I push them into the deep end of the weird pool and take notes on how quickly they work out how to swim.

Completely out of curiosity: how long did it take James?

[Kaymyth she/her]

16 hours ago, Silverblade5 said:

I just read this while eating a burrito. It wasn't pretty.

Happy to be of service.

2 hours ago, Morzathoth said:

Completely out of curiosity: how long did it take James?

James is tall.  He just stood up and his head was already above water.

[Briar King]

Whoa nelly!! I've got half a mind to delete my FB temporarily. How do I attract the crazies on there? I'm clearly upfront that I ve no interest in dating anyone but I'm getting bombarded with hints, frankness, borderline blackmail(lol seriously). I'm genuinely stumped on that one. Sigh...

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

damnation son, you slayin'

[Orlion Blight he/him]

9 hours ago, Briar King said:

Whoa nelly!! I've got half a mind to delete my FB temporarily. How do I attract the crazies on there? I'm clearly upfront that I ve no interest in dating anyone but I'm getting bombarded with hints, frankness, borderline blackmail(lol seriously). I'm genuinely stumped on that one. Sigh...

When I had a similar problem at a bar I frequented, I would say I was already in a committed relationship... with our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

I'm in a long term relationship, with my bed.

35 minutes ago, Orlion Determined said:

When I had a similar problem at a bar I frequented, I would say I was already in a committed relationship... with our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

Those sort of long distance relationships don't usually work out

[Orlion Blight he/him]

5 minutes ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

I'm in a long term relationship, with my bed.

Those sort of long distance relationships don't usually work out

And he always arrived, unannounced, at night! Like some kind of thief!

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

4 minutes ago, Orlion Determined said:

And he always arrived, unannounced, at night! Like some kind of thief!

I don't know how to respond to that.

[Delightful]

2 hours ago, Orlion Determined said:

And he always arrived, unannounced, at night! Like some kind of thief!

Jesus or the bed? 

[Orlion Blight he/him]

3 minutes ago, Delightful said:

Jesus or the bed? 

Jesus, there's a biblical verse somewhere that says his return will be "like a thief in the night."

Pretty shady, Jesus...pretty shady...

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

14 minutes ago, Delightful said:

Jesus or the bed? 

Now I'm imagining a bed, wearing a domino mask (somewhere...) sneaking into a house at the dead of night like a cat burglar.  

[Briar King]

I may have gotten the perfect deterrent!!! I asked way earlier what the best toe fungus remover was and I've yet to get any replies. Go me!

[Quadrophenia]

I was once in a relationship with a transwoman... 

Who was possessive, emotionally abusive, narcissistic... and had an ice cube fetish. Yeah. 

I had an interesting late teens/early 20's.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

6 hours ago, Quadrophenia said:

ice cube fetish

I wonder how that worked :/

 

[marsoupial they/them]

7 hours ago, Quadrophenia said:

I was once in a relationship with a transwoman... 

Who was possessive, emotionally abusive, narcissistic... and had an ice cube fetish. Yeah. 

I had an interesting late teens/early 20's.

That sounds terrible. I'm sorry for that. I wish you better luck in the future. Keep us updated!

[ShadowLord_Lith he/him]

First time posting here, I have a reason for doing so. See, I've gotta lotta of friends and I'm not looking to date anyone yet, but I think all of the sweet lasses I'm friends with think I'm easing into a relationship with them. I don't want to lead them on, but I don't want to be cruel either. What can I do to 'let them down' without hurting their feelings? We're talking high-school sophomore age, any advice?

[Delightful]

12 minutes ago, ShadowLord_Lith said:

First time posting here, I have a reason for doing so. See, I've gotta lotta of friends and I'm not looking to date anyone yet, but I think all of the sweet lasses I'm friends with think I'm easing into a relationship with them. I don't want to lead them on, but I don't want to be cruel either. What can I do to 'let them down' without hurting their feelings? We're talking high-school sophomore age, any advice?

Are there multiple girls interested in you? I don't understand what exactly you're asking. 

[ShadowLord_Lith he/him]

Well there are these two girls I know for certain that like me, though other girls might be interested. I'm planning to use this advice until I start dating.

[marsoupial they/them]

51 minutes ago, ShadowLord_Lith said:

First time posting here, I have a reason for doing so. See, I've gotta lotta of friends and I'm not looking to date anyone yet, but I think all of the sweet lasses I'm friends with think I'm easing into a relationship with them. I don't want to lead them on, but I don't want to be cruel either. What can I do to 'let them down' without hurting their feelings? We're talking high-school sophomore age, any advice?

I relate, I have the same problem, except I'm a freshman and it's girls and guys. A lot of people have suddenly taken interest in me, and I don't know why. 

[ShadowLord_Lith he/him]

Your honestly a freshman? Your posts make you seem so much older. What country/state/province is your school in?

Edited September 21, 2016 by ShadowLord_Lith