The Official Thread of Relationships

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

I prefer to keep my options open so far as toppings go, though I am in a longstanding relationship with peanut butter. 

[marsoupial they/them]

3 minutes ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

I prefer to keep my options open so far as toppings go, though I am in a longstanding relationship with peanut butter. 

Same, Twi. Same.

PEANUT BUTTER IS A TWO TIMING CHULL

Edited September 2, 2016 by bleeder

[Edgedancer he/him]

So if none of you are interested, can I just keep the jam, cheese and sausages to me?

[marsoupial they/them]

2 minutes ago, Edgedancer said:

So if none of you are interested, can I just keep the jam, cheese and sausages to me?

Uh, keep the jam, but I want the cheese and sausages.

Twi can have the peanut butter, I want the cheese and sausages.

Edited September 2, 2016 by bleeder

[Edgedancer he/him]

2 minutes ago, bleeder said:

Uh, keep the jam, but I want the cheese and sausages.

Twi can have the peanut butter, I want the cheese and sausages.

Alright, just give Twi what she wants and we can all be happy.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

But I like sausages. Especially andouille.

[Edgedancer he/him]

Just now, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

But I like sausages. Especially andouille.

Don't worry, I have some underground sausage factories that I can supply you with,

[Erunion he/him]

My friends, don't underestimate the versatility and deliciousness of peanut butter. 

With banana, it makes a great dessert/snack. With jam, banana or honey, it makes for a great sandwich. But when you really start getting creative is when it shines. 

My absolute favourite hamburger to date is peanut butter, bacon, and sweet Thai chili sauce (sweet and slightly spicy!) with a juicy hamburger on a toasted bun. 

It is so, so good. 

 

Also, on applesauce? Try it with slow-roasted pork. It is amazing. 

My family used to go to a medieval themed Christmas dinner (most of my siblings and I would dress up and sing in it, it was kind of a performance thing). They had delicious medieval dishes for us to eat, and the main course was pork roasted on a spit over an open fire served with applesauce. So, so good. 

 

 

 

Having said said all that, we should probably keep this thread on topic. Our relationships with condiments are important and relevant, but they appear to be (deliciously) derailing this thread. 

Perhaps a mod could open up a new thread to discuss this separate topic and move all this there? 

[marsoupial they/them]

8 minutes ago, Erunion said:

My friends, don't underestimate the versatility and deliciousness of peanut butter. 

With banana, it makes a great dessert/snack. With jam, banana or honey, it makes for a great sandwich. But when you really start getting creative is when it shines. 

My absolute favourite hamburger to date is peanut butter, bacon, and sweet Thai chili sauce (sweet and slightly spicy!) with a juicy hamburger on a toasted bun. 

It is so, so good. 

 

Also, on applesauce? Try it with slow-roasted pork. It is amazing. 

My family used to go to a medieval themed Christmas dinner (most of my siblings and I would dress up and sing in it, it was kind of a performance thing). They had delicious medieval dishes for us to eat, and the main course was pork roasted on a spit over an open fire served with applesauce. So, so good. 

 

 

 

Having said said all that, we should probably keep this thread on topic. Our relationships with condiments are important and relevant, but they appear to be (deliciously) derailing this thread. 

Perhaps a mod could open up a new thread to discuss this separate topic and move all this there? 

Excellent idea.

[ThirdGen]

1 hour ago, bleeder said:

Same, Twi. Same.

PEANUT BUTTER IS A TWO TIMING CHULL

That fluffernutter wasn't what it looked like!

[marsoupial they/them]

Ok, so actual relationship problem here. Well, not exactly relationship, but bear with me.

The guy I was talking about, the one that was super into me, and super into pain and whips and cuffs, he won't go away. I told him I didn't feel the same, and he was like "ok" and I expected it to be done from there. But apparently he's sitting with me and my best friend at lunch now. I can't get rid of Mr Sadomasochism!

I just want a guy that will hold me, not choke me.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

2 minutes ago, bleeder said:

Ok, so actual relationship problem here. Well, not exactly relationship, but bear with me.

The guy I was talking about, the one that was super into me, and super into pain and whips and cuffs, he won't go away. I told him I didn't feel the same, and he was like "ok" and I expected it to be done from there. But apparently he's sitting with me and my best friend at lunch now. I can't get rid of Mr Sadomasochism!

I just want a guy that will hold me, not choke me.

If you really want to drive the point home, try moving to a new table when he sits at yours. Repeat as necessary. If this doesn't work, try getting an authority figure involved. 

[marsoupial they/them]

1 minute ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

If you really want to drive the point home, try moving to a new table when he sits at yours. Repeat as necessary. If this doesn't work, try getting an authority figure involved. 

I'll try not to be a jerk, but if it works it works. 

Thanks, Twi.

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

I actually don't like peanut butter. Never have. 

Also, has this thread temporarily become "the official thread of relationships... With various spreads"?

[Orlion Blight he/him]

16 minutes ago, bleeder said:

I'll try not to be a jerk, but if it works it works. 

Thanks, Twi.

Just remember, it's not about the guy, it's about you. No one is entitled to your attention, even civil lunch room conversation. He might not like it, but you will be helping him learn important social cues.

Personally, I would also let your best friend know. Particularly in high school, it's good to have allies in these sorts of situations.

[marsoupial they/them]

1 hour ago, Orlion Determined said:

Just remember, it's not about the guy, it's about you. No one is entitled to your attention, even civil lunch room conversation. He might not like it, but you will be helping him learn important social cues.

Personally, I would also let your best friend know. Particularly in high school, it's good to have allies in these sorts of situations.

Thank you, Orlion.

I would give you rep, but I've already given 16 today. But thank you for your various advices, everyone.

 

And @Nashan'Elin, yes.

Edited September 2, 2016 by bleeder

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

19 hours ago, Orlion Determined said:

Marmite is better 

never heard of it.

15 hours ago, Nashan'Elin said:

 

I actually don't like peanut butter. Never have. 

 

*high five*

16 hours ago, bleeder said:

Ok, so actual relationship problem here. Well, not exactly relationship, but bear with me.

The guy I was talking about, the one that was super into me, and super into pain and whips and cuffs, he won't go away. I told him I didn't feel the same, and he was like "ok" and I expected it to be done from there. But apparently he's sitting with me and my best friend at lunch now. I can't get rid of Mr Sadomasochism!

I just want a guy that will hold me, not choke me.

This...Sad Machokid, how old is he.....?

EDIT- I think I will make the food thread now

Edited September 3, 2016 by Darkness Ascendant

[Erunion he/him]

6 hours ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

never heard of it.

*high five*

This...Sad Machokid, how old is he.....?

EDIT- I think I will make the food thread now

- his age is definitely relevant here. How much of this is creepy dude and how much is awkward teenager? 

Also, thanks for the new thread! Please post about your lovely relationship with food there  

[Orlion Blight he/him]

On 9/2/2016 at 0:35 PM, bleeder said:

Man, mobile posting is weird!

But for the sake of jokes @Cognizantastic

Spoiler

But there might be some hyperbole in her reaction...it's hard to tell when I do not know the person. What I mean is that some people are more expressive when they enjoy something. For example, when one eats something they find tasty, the reaction could be anywhere from saying "that was really good" to screaming "oh God, yes!" As soon as they taste the food.

 

[marsoupial they/them]

7 hours ago, Erunion said:

- his age is definitely relevant here. How much of this is creepy dude and how much is awkward teenager? 

Also, thanks for the new thread! Please post about your lovely relationship with food there  

He's a junior, I'm a freshman

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

50 minutes ago, bleeder said:

He's a junior, I'm a freshman

The age difference makes his behavior that much more skeevy.  

[Oversleep]

1 hour ago, bleeder said:

He's a junior, I'm a freshman

So (if I read wikipedia right) it means you're 14 and he's 16?

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

16 yo into sadomachism.....oh god

[marsoupial they/them]

11 hours ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

16 yo into sadomachism.....oh god

What a catch, how could I possibly have refused that?

[Mistrunner]

17 hours ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

16 yo into sadomachism.....oh god

I just have to wonder- what do his parents think of this? Do they know their son has an extensive collection of whips and handcuffs? Also, why do they let their son have an extensive collection of whips and handcuffs? I'm so confused.