The Official Thread of Relationships

[Mistrunner]

19 minutes ago, Oversleep said:

Impossible. There is no spoon.

You seem to think being a weirdo and wearing a spoon in your hair is somehow making you... unattractive?. It makes you interesting.

 

16 minutes ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

He's right you know. I'd rather ask out a girl with a spoon in her hair than one whose hair was spoonless. The spoon is cute. The spoon is quirky. The spoon comes with an interesting story for sure. 

Thanks.  You guys are all awesome.

(By the way, the spoon's name is Reginald Lancaster.)

[Silverblade5 he/him]

2 hours ago, Mistrunner said:

...Oh yeah, I wore a spoon in my hair today. Long story.

The intrigue I am currently experiencing will make it impossible to sleep tonight! You must apologize with story!

[Mistrunner]

9 minutes ago, Silverblade5 said:

The intrigue I am currently experiencing will make it impossible to sleep tonight! You must apologize with story!

It's really not all that interesting, but sure.

When I was eating lunch outside the band room (it's always band, isn't it?) someone gave me a spoon because they didn't need it for their applesauce. I stuck it behind my ear and started joking about putting my hair in a bun the next day and sticking the spoon through it. So, naturally, I did.

I think I'm going to make it a thing. What do you think?

Hey, I could become a spoon-based superhero! That would be awesome.

[Silverblade5 he/him]

Just now, Mistrunner said:

It's really not all that interesting, but sure.

When I was eating lunch outside the band room (it's always band, isn't it?) someone gave me a spoon because they didn't need it for their applesauce. I stuck it behind my ear and started joking about putting my hair in a bun the next day and sticking the spoon through it. So, naturally, I did.

I think I'm going to make it a thing. What do you think?

Hey, I could become a spoon-based superhero! That would be awesome.

Mistrunner + Reckoners RPG + Spoonbased Epic = Awesomeness.

[Kaymyth she/her]

2 hours ago, Mistrunner said:

 

Thanks.  You guys are all awesome.

(By the way, the spoon's name is Reginald Lancaster.)

Tell us the truth:  you're secretly Luna Lovegood, aren't you?

[Delightful]

55 minutes ago, Kaymyth said:

Tell us the truth:  you're secretly Luna Lovegood, aren't you?

This would explain so much!

[Mistrunner]

1 hour ago, Kaymyth said:

Tell us the truth:  you're secretly Luna Lovegood, aren't you?

 

18 minutes ago, Delightful said:

This would explain so much!

That makes a disturbing amount of sense, actually.  I should make some radish earrings.

1 hour ago, Mistrunner said:

Hey, I could become a spoon-based superhero! That would be awesome.

I drew a thing.

[Erunion he/him]

@Mistrunner - if you don't want to date yet, good for you. Waiting for dating is a very, very smart move, IMO. 

So tell him. You're flattered, would love to chat with him, but don't want to start dating until you're older.

I.... Don't actually know what homecoming is. Some kind of school dance event? 

I am clearly not an American. (I'm also assuming you're one! Which could be false!) 

Nevertheless, if you don't want to go, don't go. If you want to go, or think it might be worth going, go with the guy. But make it clear that you don't want to date until you're older. Open and honest communication is extremely handy and helpful! No raising false expectations or giving fake answers!

That's general life advice for you there folks, straight from the horses mouth! (I am, apparently, a horse. I didn't know this until today.)

 

In all seriousness though, make the decision you are less likely to regret.

Are you more likely to regret the missed opportunity, or are you more likely to regret an awkward high school dance.

 

Either way, you're a teenager, and being a teenager is confusing. 

So good luck, try not to overthink things and have fun! 

[Delightful]

1 hour ago, Mistrunner said:

 

That makes a disturbing amount of sense, actually.  I should make some radish earrings.

I drew a thing.

This. Is. Awesome!

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

That was a very interesting couple of pages.

 

[Mestiv he/him]

4 hours ago, Kaymyth said:

Tell us the truth:  you're secretly Luna Lovegood, aren't you?

I thought exactly the same thing...

 

Anyway, I'd wanted to contribute to the topic, but Mistrunner is flooded with advice, my relationship is stable, so I'll just suggest painting the spoon in some bright color to make it even more fun

[marsoupial they/them]

7 hours ago, Mistrunner said:

It's really not all that interesting, but sure.

When I was eating lunch outside the band room (it's always band, isn't it?) someone gave me a spoon because they didn't need it for their applesauce. I stuck it behind my ear and started joking about putting my hair in a bun the next day and sticking the spoon through it. So, naturally, I did.

I think I'm going to make it a thing. What do you think?

Hey, I could become a spoon-based superhero! That would be awesome.

Mistrunner, you sound like you would get along with me and my friends. 

Whenever one of my friends doesn't eat his applesauce, he gives it to me and I either stick a straw in it and try to drink it, or I discretely put it on my best friend's head and she wears it like a hat until it falls.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

1 minute ago, bleeder said:

Mistrunner, you sound like you would get along with me and my friends. 

Whenever one of my friends doesn't eat his applesauce, he gives it to me and I either stick a straw in it and try to drink it, or I discretely put it on my best friend's head and she wears it like a hat until it falls.

applesauce. I've only had that once in my life. Tasted storming amazing.

[marsoupial they/them]

Just now, Darkness Ascendant said:

applesauce. I've only had that once in my life. Tasted storming amazing.

If you think applesauce is storming amazing, there's probably a lot of foods you haven't tried. You're an Aussie, yeah?

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

1 minute ago, bleeder said:

If you think applesauce is storming amazing, there's probably a lot of foods you haven't tried. You're an Aussie, yeah?

yes i am. I just love the texture of the sauce itself

[marsoupial they/them]

Just now, Darkness Ascendant said:

yes i am. I just love the texture of the sauce itself

It's interesting, for sure. Loses its novelty after a few years  I once ate it almost every day in grade school, for about a year, and I was sick of it. 

Other stuff, like peanut butter sandwiches, or pancakes, I can eat forever, but applesauce still makes me cringe just a bit.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

1 minute ago, bleeder said:

peanut butter sandwiches

triggered. I hate peanut butter...just too "nutty" I guess.

I can understand why you would dislike it after a year of eating it every day  

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Edited September 2, 2016 by Darkness Ascendant

[marsoupial they/them]

2 minutes ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

triggered. I hate peanut butter...just too "nutty" I guess.

I can understand why you would dislike it after a year of eating it every day  

Peanut butter is very nutty.

Do you eat Vegemite? Because I have never eaten it and it makes me want to vomit. 

It's a suspiciously-colored, yeast-based by-product that you smear on your toast.

Edited September 2, 2016 by bleeder

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Just now, bleeder said:

Peanut butter is very nutty.

Do you eat Vegemite? Because I have never eaten it and it makes me want to vomit. 

It's a suspiciously-colored, yeast-based by-product that you smear on your toast.

No I don't, I hate Vegemite as well, a poor way to make kids eat their veggies.

[marsoupial they/them]

2 minutes ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

No I don't, I hate Vegemite as well, a poor way to make kids eat their veggies.

What about Nutella?

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Just now, bleeder said:

What about Nutella?

I don't mind it, but too much and I feel sick. I hate sweets in large doses, but give me sour any day

[Orlion Blight he/him]

Marmite is better 

[marsoupial they/them]

2 minutes ago, Orlion Determined said:

Marmite is better 

Marmite, but Parwill

[Mestiv he/him]

Your relationships with Marmite, Vegemite and Nutella are fascinating  

[marsoupial they/them]

1 hour ago, Mestiv said:

Your relationships with Marmite, Vegemite and Nutella are fascinating  

My only relationship is with Nutella. I'm committed.

Edited September 2, 2016 by bleeder