Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

You get a bunch of confused radiant. 

*inserts Seamoth*

[Lunamor she/her]

You get a drenched butterfly.

*inserts an angry goat*

[AonEne he/him]

You get a ruined quote! 

*inserts *

[One_Armed he/him]

You get soul stamp of you as a ninja!

 

*Inserts WoB*

[+Ed Venture]

You get a chalkboard!

*inserts page 143 of Oathbringer*

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

You get an obscure reference that neither your or I get!

*inserts another vending machine*

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

You get a hchf fvtjsecoxoxxukpccdihcivugrgc. (The sound of the vending machine breaking) 

*inserts repairman*

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

You get a plumber.

*Inserts three cats*

[Mushroom Catalog he/him]

You get cat excrement

*inserts plunger*

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

You get toilets. 

*inserts door made by the owner of the company for the next two DuckDuckGo.

[Lunamor she/her]

You get an ose.

*inserts penguin*

[FatherTiempo he/him]

You get a reference to an obscure webcomic called Getting Ethan that has a penguin in it.

*Inserts a sphere*

[AonEne he/him]

1 hour ago, FatherTiempo said:

You get a reference to an obscure webcomic called Getting Ethan that has a penguin in it.

*Inserts a sphere*

You get light that’s been filtered through a storm. 

*inserts Ene asking what the webcomic is about and if it’s good* 

[FatherTiempo he/him]

You get a college student living in strange roommates, another penguin, an affirmative nod, and " Lasso the chocolate diver! "

Spoiler

 

*Inserts bleary eyes from a long day*

[AonEne he/him]

You get Ene saying that was no help but she likes affirmative nods, so she’ll check it out. 

*inserts noise* 

[Silva]

You get a bag of air labeled "Screaming Chickens".

*inserts Moash*

[+Ed Venture]

You get a compassionate, loving fan base

*inserts a virus*

[NameIess]

You get radiation!

 

*inserts bottle cap.* 

[+Slowswift]

1 hour ago, Llstml said:

You get radiation!

*inserts bottle cap.* 

You get Veil's favorite bottle of Horneater White!

*inserts an actual veil*

Edited October 20, 2019 by Slowswift
Added quote box because new page

[One_Armed he/him]

You get shalan! and she kills you accidentally.

*inserts shard blade*

[goody153]

You get a deadeye ! That follows you around creepily and stares at you while you sleep but on the bright side you will never be lonely again xD

*inserts Ruin*

[+Ed Venture]

You get a Kolossfiend, which is like a Koloss, but made of chasmfiends instead of humans!

*inserts lots of blood*

[FatherTiempo he/him]

You get a state of unconsciousness due to lack of blood

*Inserts head to see how all this stuff fits into the vending machine*

Edited October 23, 2019 by FatherTiempo

[AonEne he/him]

You get a can of soda falling on your face! Before you can see anything, as well. But hey - free soda. 

*inserts a Lita smirk* ( @ZincAboutIt) 

[NameIess]

You get a lotta explosive!

 

*inserts a disc of Mario kart Wii*