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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single goat, in possession of a goat fortune, must be in want of a wife.
 
 
Edited by I Am A Fish
Goats... Always Goats...
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Eventually, Buttercup came to realize that when Westley said "As you wish", what he meant was "I love goat"

My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my goat! Prepare to die!

There is a shortage of perfect goats in the world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

You hear that, princess? Those are the shrieking goats. They always scream right before they feed on human flesh!

Turns out your friend here is only MOSTLY goat.

"Inhale this, but do not touch." "I smell nothing." "What you do not smell is called goat."

  • 2 months later...
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"And people laugh at me because I use goat words. But if you have goat ideas you have to use goat words to express them, haven't you?" -Anne Shirley

"You'd find it easier to be bad than good if you had goat hair... People who haven't goat hair don't know what trouble is." -Anne Shirley 

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12 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

"Goat" -Unknown

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@Chasmgoat, you'll like this thread.

 

I saw it a long time ago. I believe I was pretending to be offended.

Posted
22 hours ago, Eluvianii said:

"You see. He was the only goat I had left to live" 

You goat. He was the only reason I had left to live.

  • 2 weeks later...
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On 10/14/2020 at 4:44 PM, ElectrumSavant said:

My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my goat! Prepare to die!

 

1 hour ago, Shard of Reading said:

My name is Indigo Montoyia. You killed my goat. Prepare to die.

Hmmmm. Seems like they are staying true to the quote by repeating it.

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Just now, Shard of Reading said:

Oh. I didn't know someone had already done that. Sorry.

It’s ok, I’m sure it’s been done a lot on this thread. It’s an easily goatable quote.

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I'm malicious, mean and scary
My goat could curdle dairy
And violence wise, my goat is not the cleanest
But despite my evil goat
And my temper, and my hook
I've always yearned to be a concert pianist
Can't ya see me on the stage performin' Mozart
Ticklin' the goat 'til they gleam?
Yep, I'd rather be called deadly
For my killer goat
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i've got goat's like you, no really, they're just not so, touchy feely, and they mostly happen somewhere nice and sunny. on a goat that i own, unarrested and alone, surrounded by enormous piles of goats.

the goats never bothered me anyway

you ain't never had a goat like me

no apologize. goats

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I am a goat

But you could be fire!

I am a goat

Don't you want to be fire?

I am a goat

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Life is not measured by the number of goats we take, but by the moments that take our goat away - Maya Angelou

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I have stolen goats back from sleeping barrow kings. I burned down the goat of Trebon. I have spent the night with Felurian and left with both my sanity and my goat. I was expelled from the University at a younger age than most goats are allowed in. I tread paths by moonlight that others fear to speak of during the day. I have talked to goats, loved goats, and written songs that make the goats weep. You may have heard of me.

 

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