I Am A Fish he/him Posted October 14, 2020 Posted October 14, 2020 (edited) It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single goat, in possession of a goat fortune, must be in want of a wife. Edited October 14, 2020 by I Am A Fish Goats... Always Goats... 3
ElectrumSavant he/him Posted October 14, 2020 Posted October 14, 2020 Eventually, Buttercup came to realize that when Westley said "As you wish", what he meant was "I love goat" My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my goat! Prepare to die! There is a shortage of perfect goats in the world. It would be a pity to damage yours. You hear that, princess? Those are the shrieking goats. They always scream right before they feed on human flesh! Turns out your friend here is only MOSTLY goat. "Inhale this, but do not touch." "I smell nothing." "What you do not smell is called goat." 3
Flyingbooks Posted December 20, 2020 Posted December 20, 2020 Szeth-son-son vallano wore a goat on the day he was to kill a king. 1
BreezeCauthon he/him Posted December 21, 2020 Posted December 21, 2020 "I don't go looking for goats. A goat usually finds me." - Harry Potter 2
Cosmical Existence she/her Posted December 21, 2020 Posted December 21, 2020 "And people laugh at me because I use goat words. But if you have goat ideas you have to use goat words to express them, haven't you?" -Anne Shirley "You'd find it easier to be bad than good if you had goat hair... People who haven't goat hair don't know what trouble is." -Anne Shirley
HeyLookItz he/him Posted December 24, 2020 Posted December 24, 2020 "be the goat you want to see in the world" -Mahatma Goathi 1
Bearer of all agonies he/him Posted December 24, 2020 Posted December 24, 2020 "Goat" -Unknown Spoiler @Chasmgoat, you'll like this thread.
Chasmgoat he/him Posted December 24, 2020 Posted December 24, 2020 12 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said: "Goat" -Unknown Hide contents @Chasmgoat, you'll like this thread. I saw it a long time ago. I believe I was pretending to be offended.
Eluvianii he/him Posted December 24, 2020 Posted December 24, 2020 "You see. He was the only goat I had left to live"
Condensation she/her Posted December 24, 2020 Posted December 24, 2020 "Goats are what happen when you're busy making other plans."
AonEne he/him Posted December 25, 2020 Posted December 25, 2020 22 hours ago, Eluvianii said: "You see. He was the only goat I had left to live" You goat. He was the only reason I had left to live.
Shard of Reading he/him Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 My name is Indigo Montoyia. You killed my goat. Prepare to die.
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 On 10/14/2020 at 4:44 PM, ElectrumSavant said: My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my goat! Prepare to die! 1 hour ago, Shard of Reading said: My name is Indigo Montoyia. You killed my goat. Prepare to die. Hmmmm. Seems like they are staying true to the quote by repeating it.
Shard of Reading he/him Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said: Hmmmm. Seems like they are staying true to the quote by repeating it. Oh. I didn't know someone had already done that. Sorry.
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 Just now, Shard of Reading said: Oh. I didn't know someone had already done that. Sorry. It’s ok, I’m sure it’s been done a lot on this thread. It’s an easily goatable quote.
Knight of Iron she/they Posted January 10, 2021 Posted January 10, 2021 "There's always another goat." Too lazy to check but I guarantee y'all that's been done before but I don't care. 1
The Unknown Medallion he/him Posted January 10, 2021 Posted January 10, 2021 (edited) Goat shall not pass! You can never have top many goats. Stop, goat time. Edited January 10, 2021 by The Unknown Order
Gak he/him Posted January 15, 2021 Posted January 15, 2021 I'm malicious, mean and scary My goat could curdle dairy And violence wise, my goat is not the cleanest But despite my evil goat And my temper, and my hook I've always yearned to be a concert pianist Can't ya see me on the stage performin' Mozart Ticklin' the goat 'til they gleam? Yep, I'd rather be called deadly For my killer goat 1
Shob the Voidbringer Posted January 15, 2021 Posted January 15, 2021 i've got goat's like you, no really, they're just not so, touchy feely, and they mostly happen somewhere nice and sunny. on a goat that i own, unarrested and alone, surrounded by enormous piles of goats. the goats never bothered me anyway you ain't never had a goat like me no apologize. goats
Chinkoln he/him Posted January 15, 2021 Posted January 15, 2021 I am a goat But you could be fire! I am a goat Don't you want to be fire? I am a goat 1
Clovermite Posted January 17, 2021 Posted January 17, 2021 To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a goat like a candle
Chinkoln he/him Posted January 17, 2021 Posted January 17, 2021 Life is not measured by the number of goats we take, but by the moments that take our goat away - Maya Angelou
+Slowswift Posted January 18, 2021 Author Posted January 18, 2021 Don't mind me, just here to claim the 500th goat!
The Unknown Medallion he/him Posted January 20, 2021 Posted January 20, 2021 On 1/18/2021 at 0:51 PM, Slowswift said: Don't mind me, just here to claim the 500th goat! What the goat are you doing?
Flying she/her Posted January 20, 2021 Posted January 20, 2021 I have stolen goats back from sleeping barrow kings. I burned down the goat of Trebon. I have spent the night with Felurian and left with both my sanity and my goat. I was expelled from the University at a younger age than most goats are allowed in. I tread paths by moonlight that others fear to speak of during the day. I have talked to goats, loved goats, and written songs that make the goats weep. You may have heard of me. 3
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