Add a Goat, Ruin a Quote

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"YOU, SHALL NOT, GOOOAAAAAT!"

[Going_North_cal]

It's over Anakin, I have the high goat!

[Quivil]

Wherefore art thou goat?

[SzethTheHonorblade]

On 12/9/2021 at 2:02 AM, Robin Hatter said:

Do you ever get goats and tortoises mixed up?

[Chinkoln he/him]

Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to a goat when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"I'm not givin' away my goat!"   -Alexander Hamilton.

[Going_North_cal]

"My mother was a goat." -Aaron Burr

[Quivil]

"Because it is my goat! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! ... How may I live without my goat? I have given you my soul; leave me my goat!"    - The Crucible, by Arthur Miller

Edited February 16, 2022 by Tani

[Going_North_cal]

Abandon all goat, ye who enter here

[Gak he/him]

THANKS @Robin Hatter

i gift you upvotes

[Going_North_cal]

11 hours ago, Gak said:

THANKS @Robin Hatter

i gift you upvotes

did i miss something?

[Robin Sedai she/her]

5 minutes ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said:

did i miss something?

 

On 12/02/2022 at 0:14 PM, Gak said:

my name is Stephen Leads, and i am perfectly sane. My goats, however, are quite mad.

also, how do you tag peoples names like done in the two above this one? i still don't understand how.

 

On 12/02/2022 at 0:24 PM, Robin Hatter said:

You type an @, and then the person's name. Then you click the thing that pops up.

@Gak

 

[Going_North_cal]

Ah

You type an @ and then the persons goat

[Quivil]

1 hour ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said:

Ah

You type an @ and then the persons goat

ExactlyGoat!

[Going_North_cal]

Who wants to go down to the front office with the goat form?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

He who must not be goated.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Goat who must not be named."  

Spoiler

 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

One goat to rule them all

One goat to find them

One goat to bring them all and in the goatness bind them.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

“When the war has lasted twenty years...
the goats will come.
When the land is soaked in blood and tears...
the goats will come.

Find the goat egg of deepest blue.
Wings of goat shall come to you.
The largest goat in mountain high
will give to you the goats of sky.
For goats of earth, search through the mud
for an goat the color of dragon blood.
And hidden alone from the rival goats,
the goat egg awaits unseen.

Of three goats who Blister and Blaze and Burn,
two shall die and one shall learn
if she bows to a goat that is stronger and higher,
she'll have the power of goats of fire.

Five goats to hatch on brightest night,
five goats born to end the fight.
Darkness will rise to bring the light.
The goats are coming...”

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

15 minutes ago, Sequence said:

“When the war has lasted twenty years...
the goats will come.
When the land is soaked in blood and tears...
the goats will come.

Find the goat egg of deepest blue.
Wings of goat shall come to you.
The largest goat in mountain high
will give to you the goats of sky.
For goats of earth, search through the mud
for an goat the color of dragon blood.
And hidden alone from the rival goats,
the goat egg awaits unseen.

Of three goats who Blister and Blaze and Burn,
two shall die and one shall learn
if she bows to a goat that is stronger and higher,
she'll have the power of goats of fire.

Five goats to hatch on brightest night,
five goats born to end the fight.
Darkness will rise to bring the light.
The goats are coming...”

BRUH WINGS OF GOATS REALLY?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

4 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

BRUH WINGS OF GOATS REALLY?

Yes.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

GOATaflapnasty.

[Going_North_cal]

Goat matters. Goat is king. You cannot do what I attempt by accident. You must mean it.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

One goat to rule them all, one goat to find them..

[Quivil]

2 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

One goat to rule them all, one goat to find them..

this one was already said but ok