Add a Goat, Ruin a Quote

[Going_North_cal]

"Yesterday is a goat, tomorrow is a goat, and today... is a goat. That is why it is called Goat."

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"To boldly go where goat man has gone before!"

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

22 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

"To boldly go where goat man has gone before!"

I'm sorry, I know this isn't the purpose of this thread, but I have to put this:

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

5 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

I'm sorry, I know this isn't the purpose of this thread, but I have to put this:

I actually thought of that XKCD comic when making that post. XKCD is amazing.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Prince Raoden of Arelon awoke early that morning, completely unaware that he had been goat for all eternity.

Sarene stepped off of the ship to discover that she was a goat.

None of Arelon's people greeted their goat when he arrived.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Szeth son-son Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore white on the day he was to kill a goat.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Hello goat.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

“I AM NOT SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO HOT GOATS!”

- @Ookla the Archivist

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

"I am sexually attracted to large goats." - @Ookla the Crow

[+Slowswift]

"I have some concerns." - Baymax, and myself

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

47 minutes ago, Slowswift said:

"I have some concerns." - Baymax, and myself

Don't you mean "I have some goats?"

[+Slowswift]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Omniscient said:

Don't you mean "I have some goats?"

I said what I said, and I made the thread, so I can bend the rules as I dang well please.

(I think "The goats have some concerns" would be more accurate anyways. )

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

goat before death, strength before goat, journey before goat.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Church is the only guy I know with an illustrated field goat! He's a moron!"

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"Never go in against a goat when death is on the line!"

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Luke, may the Goat be with you.. forever.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

When isn't a goat taser needed?

[Edema Rue she/her]

The goat who lived. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Give me goat or give me death!

[Mr. Misting he/him]

Four score and seven goats ago

It was the patient, cut flower sound of a man waiting to goat

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Fortune favors the goat. 

I think, therefore i goat.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

It is past time for

them to awaken, for the

Everstorm looms. And

—

The goat has arrived.

- Words of Radiance blurb (on

the paperback only?)

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Mama, just killed a man

Put a goat against his head

Pulled my trigger, now he's dead

Mama, life had just begun

But now I've goat and throw it all away

[Monk of Dakhor]

I am not throwing away my goat

 

-Hamilton, not throwing away my shot

Edited December 7, 2022 by Ookla the Monk

[Edema Rue she/her]

One day it occurred to me that the squeaky, smelly goats surrounding me were my brothers and sister. I was very disappointed.