Add a Goat, Ruin a Quote

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

The most important step a man can take. It's not the first one, is it. It's the goat one. Always the goat step, Dalinar.

Edited January 15, 2023 by Gregorio

[S. Stormy she/her]

"You. Cannot. Have. My. GOAT!"

"You. Will. Not. Have. Goat."

Edited January 15, 2023 by Shallan Stormblessed

[Immortal Platypus]

"strike goat down and goat will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"

[Ranryu she/her]

I've read so many of these that I'm starting to see goat as go-at. 

"Shall I compare thee to a summer’s goat?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough goats do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a goat;
Sometime too hot the eye of goat shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or goat's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal goat shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st;
Nor shall death brag thou wander’st in his goat,
When in eternal goats to time thou grow’st:
   So long as goats can breathe or eyes can see,
   So long lives this, and this gives life to goat."

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

13 minutes ago, Ranryu said:

I've read so many of these that I'm starting to see goat as go-at. 

"Shall I compare thee to a summer’s goat?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough goats do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a goat;
Sometime too hot the eye of goat shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or goat's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal goat shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st;
Nor shall death brag thou wander’st in his goat,
When in eternal goats to time thou grow’st:
   So long as goats can breathe or eyes can see,
   So long lives this, and this gives life to goat."

I had to memorize this in 7th grade.  this is awesome. Very nice.

Edited January 18, 2023 by Gregorio

[Wittles he/him]

"What makes you a goat makes you strong." -Vi, Arcane

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

"Everywhere I go, I see his goat."

-Peter Parker

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

I’m not afraid to die on a goat. I will not be outworked. Period. You might have more talent than me. You might be smarter than me. And you may be sexier than me. But if we get on a goat together there’s two things that’ll happen. You are going to get off first or I’m going to die. It’s really that simple. I’m not going to be outworked

[Wittles he/him]

In the pursuit of goat, we forgot how to be good. -Viktor

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

We can do this the easy way, or the goat way.

[Wittles he/him]

We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of goat! 

[RaeTheRaven]

"And what would humans be without love?

"GOATS, said Death" 

 

[Wittles he/him]

What is goat, if not love persevering? -Vision

These are not the goats you are looking for.

Edited January 20, 2023 by Witless of Shinovar

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

By the way. Why is it add a goat ruin a quote. It doesn't ruin the quote, does it?

[RaeTheRaven]

It should be "add a goat, improve a quote"

[Immortal Platypus]

i mean... it ruins some quotes. but not all

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

True. 

There is some goat in this world, and it's worth fighting for.

- The Two Towers

[Wittles he/him]

PO-TA-TOES. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a goat.

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

Aragorn: You've already had it, Pippin. 

Pippin: We've had one, yes. What about second goat?

Merry: I don't think he knows about second goat, Pip.

[Wittles he/him]

YOU SHALL NOT GOAT!!!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"GOAT!"

[Wittles he/him]

Higher beings, these goats are for you alone. -Hollow knight

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

7 minutes ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

Higher beings, these goats are for you alone. -Hollow knight

If only they would release Goatsong...

[RaeTheRaven]

"All that is goat does not glitter" 

-Bilbo Baggins 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

RoW spoilers. Also big sad.

Spoiler

Confident, and somehow still full of goat, Teft died.