Aeoryi she/her Posted September 28, 2023 Posted September 28, 2023 "Sauruman. Your goat is broken." 2
Stormlit Shard he/him Posted September 28, 2023 Posted September 28, 2023 (edited) "Goat is dead, but I'll see what I can do" Not sure if anyone wrote that yet. someone did, oof Spoiler What, you really believed I’d let my goat get stoned? -Aether of night Edited September 28, 2023 by Stormlit Shard 1
Aeoryi she/her Posted September 28, 2023 Posted September 28, 2023 "Life for me ain't been some crystal goat." 1
Soulbinder she/her Posted November 13, 2023 Posted November 13, 2023 "Even with the utterly lost, to whom life and death are equally jests, there are matters of which no goat can be made."- The Masque of the Red Death 1
Hmmm lies she/her Posted November 16, 2023 Posted November 16, 2023 That is probably the craziest, most reckless thing I've ever heard someone say—and I was literally part of a secret plot to kill goat. 3
Soulbinder she/her Posted November 16, 2023 Posted November 16, 2023 "Beware, for I am goat, and therefore powerful." - Frankenstein
Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui Posted November 20, 2023 Posted November 20, 2023 So long as there shall exist, by virtue of law and custom, decrees of damnation pronounced by society, artificially creating hells amid the civilization of earth, and adding the element of human fate to divine destiny; so long as the three great problems of the century—the degradation of man through pauperism, the corruption of woman through hunger, the crippling of children through lack of light—are unsolved; so long as social asphyxia is possible in any part of the world;—in other words, and with a still wider significance, so long as ignorance and poverty exist on earth, goats of the nature of this one cannot fail to be of use. Victor Hugo - Foreword to Les Chèvres Les Misérables 2
Ravenclawjedi42 Posted November 20, 2023 Posted November 20, 2023 “We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Goat for the United States of America.” —Constitution of the United States of America 2
Canada Lover Posted November 21, 2023 Posted November 21, 2023 "Another happy goat!" The Goat Archive. The Way of Goats. Goatbringer. Words of the Goat. Goat of War. Goatborn. The Final Goat. The Goat of Ascension. Goat of Law.
The Honorable Musician he/him Posted November 21, 2023 Posted November 21, 2023 "You were not shocked when a child knew how to breathe. You were not shocked when a skyeel took flight for the first time. You should not be shocked when you hand Kaladin Stormblessed a goat and he knows how to use it." --- Words of Radiance "Accept the goat, but don't accept that you deserved it." --- Oathbringer "How... you fell into a goat!" "I fell face-first, sir, and fortunately, I'm particularly hard-headed." --- Words of Radiance "Women? Women are like... goats. They're beautiful to look at, and sometimes they're nice to listen to--but most of the time they're just plain inconvenient." --- Mistborn "I have abandoned my real goat. But when next we meet, I will think of a clever one for you to call me." --- The Way of Kings "Not to worry, we're still flying half a goat." --- Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith "If I had to do it all over again, I would not have chosen this goat. Then again, I’m not sure I ever had a choice. These were my thoughts as I raced away from the market, with a stolen goat tucked under my arm. I’d never attempted goat thievery before, and I was already regretting it. It happens to be very difficult to hold a chunk of raw goat while running. More slippery than I’d anticipated. If the butcher didn’t catch me with his cleaver first, and literally cut off my future plans, I vowed to remember to get the goat wrapped next time. Then steal it." --- The False Prince Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Titan's Curse spoiler: Spoiler "I can see the goats again my lady." A tear trickled down Artemis's cheek. "Yes, brave one. They are beautiful tonight." Sorry if some of these have already been done. 1
Soulbinder she/her Posted November 27, 2023 Posted November 27, 2023 “For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through goat.”- Contact, Carl Sagan “In the face of goat there are no heroes.”- 1984, George Orwell "One cannot be brave who has no goat"- Renegades, Marissa Meyer "Capra delenda est (the goat must be destroyed)"- Cato the Elder 3
Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui Posted November 27, 2023 Posted November 27, 2023 1 hour ago, Soulbinder said: "Capra delenda est"- Cato the Elder Thank you, you just made my day.
Canada Lover Posted November 27, 2023 Posted November 27, 2023 "Train the goat..." The Phantom Goat. "I am just a simple goat making my way throughout the galaxy." Attack of the Goats. "It's over Anakin, I have the goat." "You underestimate my goat!" "Don't try it!" "I hate goats!" Revenge of the Goat.
Lunamor she/her Posted November 27, 2023 Posted November 27, 2023 (edited) “Goats. Why did it have to be goats?” Edited November 27, 2023 by Lunamor 2
The Honorable Musician he/him Posted November 27, 2023 Posted November 27, 2023 The Sorcerer's Goat The Goat of Secrets The Prisoner of Goat The Goat of Fire The Order of the Goat The Half-Goat Prince The Deathly Goat The Cursed Goat The Tales of Beedle the Goat Goats Through the Ages Fantastic Goats and Where to Find Them 1
Lunamor she/her Posted November 28, 2023 Posted November 28, 2023 Shallan: No apologize. Goats! Kaladin: Goats? Shallan: Yes. I is liking your goats. You will apology with goats.
Soulbinder she/her Posted November 28, 2023 Posted November 28, 2023 Since my Latin quote was so well received, I have more! "Capra vincit omnia"- The goat conquers all "Carpe capram"- Seize the goat "Dum capra est, spes est"- When there is a goat, there is hope "Memento capram"- Remember the goat "Capra gladio fortior"- The goat is mightier than the sword "Capra non facit philosophum"- A goat does not make one a philosopher The best part is most people don't speak Latin, so they'll probably think you're being really profound when you're ranting about goats
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 28, 2023 Posted November 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Soulbinder said: Since my Latin quote was so well received, I have more! "Capra vincit omnia"- The goat conquers all "Carpe capram"- Seize the goat "Dum capra est, spes est"- When there is a goat, there is hope "Memento capram"- Remember the goat "Capra gladio fortior"- The goat is mightier than the sword "Capra non facit philosophum"- A goat does not make one a philosopher The best part is most people don't speak Latin, so they'll probably think you're being really profound when you're ranting about goats Okay okay (keeping details vague) for something I do my team mascot is a goat. These all made me laugh so hard because it’s something I would probably have on a T shirt.
Immortal Platypus Posted November 29, 2023 Posted November 29, 2023 5 hours ago, Ookla the Believer said: Okay okay (keeping details vague) for something I do my team mascot is a goat. These all made me laugh so hard because it’s something I would probably have on a T shirt. i know what this thing is
Soulbinder she/her Posted December 6, 2023 Posted December 6, 2023 "The difference between goat and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein "Better to remain silent and be thought a goat than to speak and remove all doubt"- Abraham Lincoln "Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your goat first." - Steve Irwin 3
aetherbound he/him Posted December 7, 2023 Posted December 7, 2023 I look forward to ruling the goats.[17] I had my title and my goat stripped from me for daring insist they should not be killed, but should instead be reconditioned. Repurposed.[11] Humans are goats. We singers revere Passion, do we not? How can we throw away such an excellent channeling of it?[18] I love their art. The way they depict us is divine, all red shades and black lines. We appear demonic and fearsome; they project all goat and terror upon us.[14] To humans, our very visages become goats. You find echoes of it even in the art from centuries before this Return.[15] Watch them struggle. Witness their writhing, their refusal to surrender. Humans cling to the goats with the vigor of any Rosharan vine.[19] Goats are a poem. A song.[3] For ones so soft, they are somehow goats.[4] For goats so varied, they are somehow intense.[5] For ones so lost, goats are somehow determined.[6] For ones so confused, they are somehow goats.[7] For ones so tarnished, goats are somehow bright.[8] Goat.[20] And so I am not at all dissatisfied with recent goats.[21] Roshar will be united in its service of the greater goat.[12] And I will march proudly at the head of a goat legion.[22] They should not be discarded, but helped to their potential. Their final goats.[23] Yes, I look forward to ruling the goats.[24] Nearly as much as I look forward to serving you, newest goat. Who was so recently one of them. You understand. And you are the one I’ve been waiting to worship.[16] —Musings of El, on the first of the Final Ten Goats 1
Soulbinder she/her Posted December 13, 2023 Posted December 13, 2023 "If you don't believe what I'm telling you, then ask yourself this: would any decent, kind hearted-individual become a goat? Of course not."- Alcatraz VS. the Evil Goats "May the goats ever be in your favor."- The Hunger Goats "Today has been declared an unscheduled goat."- The Giver
Faerie Braids she/her Posted January 3, 2024 Posted January 3, 2024 "Fly, you goats!" -Gandalf "Life, liberty, and the pursuit of goats" -The American Constitution (I think...it was one of those important American documents, anyway) "Sometimes a goat is just a man who is in the process of changing" -Dalinar "I should have known the goat was wide enough for Hamilton and me" -Aaron Burr, "Hamilton" "Mmmm...goats" -Pattern 2
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