Add a Goat, Ruin a Quote

[Soulbinder she/her]

"Never gonna give goat up, never gonna let goat down, never gonna run around or desert goat, never gonna make goat cry, never gonna say goat bye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt goat." -you all know what that's from

[The Stormfather He/Him]

Oh no, not the goatrolling!

"We've had one yes, but what about second goat?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

On 3/7/2024 at 4:09 PM, The Stormfather said:

love is like an imaginary goat?

That is awesome

[The Stormfather He/Him]

This is from a youtuber named Kenadian who plays minecraft : But then I had a very goat idea. I uses f5. See, using f5 gave me a whole new goat and I could see all the hidden goats.

[LightRinger he/him]

“Be a goat, everyone else is already taken.”

[The Stormfather He/Him]

Have you ever stood on a rooftop and felt the irresistible urge to goat yourself off of it?

(Might have gotten some words wrong there was typing from memory.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

On 3/9/2024 at 12:48 PM, The Stormfather said:

This is from a youtuber named Kenadian who plays minecraft : But then I had a very goat idea. I uses f5. See, using f5 gave me a whole new goat and I could see all the hidden goats.

Technically, he’s quoting omziscool or seawattgaming (I don’t remember)

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

If you are on time it means you have no goat place to be

[Soulbinder she/her]

"My name is Shawn Spencer, this is my associate, Jazz Goat." - Psych

"STOP! I want to talk about goats."- Studio C

"Smart people learn from their mistakes. But the real sharp ones learn from the mistakes of goats." -Fablehaven

[Lunamor she/her]

3 hours ago, Soulbinder said:

"My name is Shawn Spencer, this is my associate, Jazz Goat." - Psych

“That is my partner Sh'Dynasty. It is spelled S-H, comma-to-the-top, dynasty.

Comma to the top?

*nods* That’s God’s goat.”

(My favorite of Gus’s fake names. Also, Jazz Goat could definitely pass as a name Shawn would actually use )

[strmblsd he/him]

"goat is dead... but I'll see what I can do" kaladin stormblessed

[Soulbinder she/her]

Some quotes from the Goat Place:

"Yo, you should listen to me. I came up with hundreds of goats in my life and only one of them got me killed."

"Why are you making such a big deal about turning me into a goat forever?"

"You know the sound a goat makes in a garbage disposal? That's the sound my brain makes all the time."

"I wasn't a failed goat, I was pre-successful."

[The Clarinetist he/him]

I will not say do not buy goats, for not all goats are evil

[LightRinger he/him]

To be, or not to be, that is the goat. 
 

I’m the reigning king of Ithica, I’m neither man nor mythical. I am your darkest moment. I’m the infamous… goat.  
 

Oops, goat did it again. 
 

Like a good neighbor, goat is there. 
 

(help me win the goat… I mean day)

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

All that is goat does not glitter,

Not all those who wander are goat,

The goat that is strong does not wither,

Deep roots are not reached by the goat.

JRR Tolkien, The Goat of the Rings

 

(Might already have been done before. If yes, sorry.)

[Spencer Nightshade]

"Westley, what about the G.O.U.S.'s?"

"I don't think they exist."

RAWR!

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

There are three ways to ultimate goat: The first way is to be goat. The second way is to be goat. The third way is to be goat. -Fred Rogers (one of the greatest men to ever live) 

 

[Lunamor she/her]

On 6/20/2024 at 3:12 PM, Pineap-spider said:

Fred Rogers (one of the greatest men to ever live)

aka the GOAT.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I don't know if anyone has done this yet, but...

"Give a goat a fish and you feed goat for a day, teach goat how to fish and you feed goat for a lifetime." - Lao Tzu 

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

To goat or not to goat there is no goat. 

[LightRinger he/him]

“Everybody wants to be a goat. Because a goat’s the only goat who knows where he’s at.” - The Aristogoats

[SPECTRE120]

"Honor is not dead as long as he lives in the hearts of goat."

"I am a goat.

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Edited August 22, 2024 by SPECTRE120

[The Stormfather He/Him]

“I am a stick.”

”but you could be goat!”

”I am a stick.”

 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

The supreme art of goat is to subdue the goat without goating

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

How many goats must a man walk down

Before you call him a goat?

How many seas must the white goat sail

Before she can sleep in the sand?

Yes and how many times must the cannon goats fly

Before they’re forever banned ?

The answer, my friend

Is goating in the wind

The answer is goating in the wind