You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Jeremy he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when your friend posts something about Mr. T on Facebook and your first thought has nothing to do with the A-Team.

[Kasimir he/him]

When your exam week is officially over and your first reaction is to get on Twitter and go:

I AM FREE

(And to favourite every single tweet which gets it.)

...You know you're a Sanderson fan when you immediately regret having first gone to Twitter instead of 17S to announce that >>

[Dankworth he/him]

When you keep trying to upvote people, but can't, because you've passed your ration of upvotes for the day.

Happens to me all the time.

 

I can spend days on a thread waiting for my votes to recharge because I won't move on until I upvote every post I think deserves it. (I have Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder.)

[Kobold King he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when your friend posts something about Mr. T on Facebook and your first thought has nothing to do with the A-Team.

 

Ah pity the fool who's unprepared for the Desolations!

[Dankworth he/him]

When you use up your entire Quota in this Thread alone.

 

When you do so five times in as many days.

[Titan Arum]

You know you're a Sanderfan when your friend posts something about Mr. T on Facebook and your first thought has nothing to do with the A-Team.

 

 

Ah pity the fool who's unprepared for the Desolations!

 

Be somebody, or be somebody's fool. 

[mail-mi he/him]

When you see the word "Door" capitalized and you think it has one too many O's.

[Curiosity he/him]

When you start wondering if, in the movie Elf, Santa is a spren, since he grows in power as more people believe in him.

[Redbird he/him]

Well he looks as perceived by Americans...

[Dankworth he/him]

None of the things in this topic are odd in the least

When you worry that "If I see someone glowing how will I know whether it's a surgebinder, or someone of the 8-10th heightening."

Surgebinders glow because Stormlight is leaking from their pores. it looks like luminescent mist rising from their skin and would be most visible in near total darkness, while being hardest to distinguish in bright sunlight.

 

Awakeners, as I understand it, do not emit light, but distort existing light near them, making colors brighter. They would probably be hard to see in darkness and most visible in direct light.

 

You know you're a Sanderfan when you can say that off the top of your head.

[Kasimir he/him]

When you're discussing Skyrim with a friend and accidentally say, "I played an Alethi swordsman" when you meant Altmer... >>

Edited December 6, 2014 by Kasimir

[gjustice99 she/her]

When you see a license plate and the letters are Kae you immediately think of Elantris

 

Edit: I hate auto-correct.

Edited December 9, 2014 by gjustice99

[Shardcellist]

When your biggest disappointment of the month is when you can't go to Orem.

[Oudeis he/him]

...when you hear a man tell a story, accompanying his spoken voice by playing a guitar, and you immediately try to ascertain the hawkishness of his nose.

 

...And make a point of befriending this man. JUST IN CASE.

[sanderfan she/her]

When you wait in line for over two hours to ask your question only to get an RAFO card, but you still think it was worth it. 

[Curiosity he/him]

When you say the word "sparking" in a completely electrical context and then wonder if you might have offended someone. 

[Kobold King he/him]

When your name is on an official 17th Shard board description.

[Twenty@20 he/him]

When you realise the old adage "health is wealth" should be inverted to "wealth is health" for Radiants.

[king of nowhere]

When you realise the old adage "health is wealth" should be inverted to "wealth is health" for Radiants.

wouldn't that be for gold ferring?

[gjustice99 she/her]

When you realize that if we used the terms Before Sazed (BS) and After Ascension (AA) as year markers in the cosmere, the first (when shortened to BS) are Brandon's first and last initials.

[Kasimir he/him]

When you realize that if we used the terms Before Sazed (BS) and After Ascension (AA) as year markers in the cosmere, the first (when shortened to BS) are Brandon's first and last initials.

Then we ought to change (AA) to (Post-Ascension) so we can have BS and PA

[Delightful]

When you recite a death rattle from memory into the mic when you get killed playing Halo online, just to weird people out.

Which death rattle was that?

When you make a stick reference and only one other person gets it, leaving everyone else confused. This has happened to me multiple times, even though I keep explaining Stick to the same people....

[Kobold King he/him]

Which death rattle was that?

When you make a stick reference and only one other person gets it, leaving everyone else confused. This has happened to me multiple times, even though I keep explaining Stick to the same people....

 

"I am a stick."

 

"Uh, what?"

 

"I am a stick."

 

"What does that mean?"

 

"I am a stick!"

 

"..."

 

"I am a stick."

 

"No you're not."

 

"I am a stick!"

 

"Wait, are you quoting one of those stupid fantasy books again?"

 

"...I am a stick."

 

* sigh * "Grow up, Kobold."

[SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him]

When you convince a random on the internet to read Brandon Sanderson because they wanted to know what Hemalurgist means. Its my name on LoL.

[TheArcanist he/him]

When no book's length can deter you. Words of Radiance continues to shock and amaze the people who see it upon my shelf.

 

When you take upon yourself the absolutely insane challenge of making a totally plausible fantasy world.