You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Unhinged he/him]

When you realize you just finished WoR and don't know what to do with your life.

You could do what I've done... start counting down the days till Stones Unhallowed comes out. 

[Fatebreaker he/him]

When you think Sanderson withdrawal is a legit thing.

 

When you KNOW it's a legit thing.

[Paragrin she/her]

When someone says "Dularium" and you know exactly what they mean.

[sanderfan she/her]

When you're trying to make up your own magic system, but it just doesn't feel right unless it fits in with Realmatics.

[Curiosity he/him]

When you think that your green jacket that has lasted for quite a few years may be an indicator as to why your computer has been glitching lately...

[Scriptorian he/him]

When your greatest achievement of the past few days is reaching an overall post-to-upvote ratio greater than 1.  

[Oudeis he/him]

When "Set Fire to the Rain" always makes you think, "Jasnah could prolly do that..."

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

When you think that your green jacket that has lasted for quite a few years may be an indicator as to why your computer has been glitching lately...

I'm not getting the reference? Explain please?

[mail-mi he/him]

You know you're a Brandon Sanderson fan when you haven't visited the forums for 2 years.... 

 

And you're still in the top 50 of reputation.

How do you see where you rank in the forum?

[Quiver he/him]

I'm not getting the reference? Explain please?

 

I think it's just saying that they don't go outside as much anymore lol

 

How do you see where you rank in the forum?

 

Bottom of the front page, just above the online users list; there's a link that lists a few things, including top 50 reputation.

 

I know I'm a Sanderfan, because I'm on this site instead of working on my Nano piece.

...That may not be a good thing.

[sanderfan she/her]

 

I know I'm a Sanderfan, because I'm on this site instead of working on my Nano piece.

...That may not be a good thing.

 

I am having a similar problem. I know I should be working on my NaNo, but... this is so much more fun.

[Curiosity he/him]

There was a certain Smedry who owned a green jacket and broke things...

[Observer]

When you're willing to stare at a textbox for hours at a time trying to come up with yet another way to tell you're obsessed.

[bookspren]

When the highlight of your week was convincing your friend to sit atop a trash can just inside the door and wittily mock/insult people as the other members of your student organization arrived. He called it trash talking and everyone thought it was funny. (I had to explain why I was laughing so much harder than everyone else.)

It was kind of surreal, like I had fallen into Roshar. It was great.

[BreathTaker he/him]

Is he tall with black hair and blue eyes?

[Kobold King he/him]

Is he tall with black hair and blue eyes?

 

And does he periodically disappear for a few days, only to re-appear mysteriously and give cryptic hints about where he's been?

[Kasimir he/him]

When your dream of darkspawn (wrong fandom, I know) abruptly turns into one of the Steel Inquisition.

 

Nobody expects the Steel Inquisition, what can I say?

[Redbird he/him]

 

 

Nobody expects the Steel Inquisition, what can I say?

 

 

My signature.

Edited November 20, 2014 by Redbird3000

[Titan Arum]

When your greatest achievement of the past few days is reaching an overall post-to-upvote ratio greater than 1.  

I upvoted this but...ahem, I'm going to be "that guy": you mean an upvote-to-post ratio That's the ratio greater than 1! And well done indeed! 

[Observer]

Nobody expects the Steel Inquisition, what can I say?

 

*Is imagining a bunch of Inquisitors with stupid Spanish accents*

[Newan he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you refuse to refer to your roommate's cremlings as "hermit crabs".  That's just ridiculous.  They're obviously cremlings.  

[bookspren]

Is he tall with black hair and blue eyes?

 

And does he periodically disappear for a few days, only to re-appear mysteriously and give cryptic hints about where he's been?

 

Well, he is rather tall and extremely fond of cryptic answers. If I ask him how he did something, the standard response is "sorcery" or "magic". His mannerisms are very Hoid-ish, which is what made it so perfectly hilarious.

Edited November 21, 2014 by bookspren

[Twenty@20 he/him]

When you think that all swords in fantasy movies should behave like shardblades (looking at you LoTR) and expect slo-mo visual graphics for shardblades in action.

[Titan Arum]

When you order personalized books from Brandon for no other reason than to ask a question in the "Personalization" field because you've never been able to ask your question at a real signing or Con of some type. (And I must say, I hope that all of these personalized books are money well spent and not just "RAFOs"...then again it's still money well spent because Brandon deserves every cent he makes from his amazing books!)

[Observer]

When this thread has 63 pages.

Edited November 21, 2014 by Observer