You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[gjustice99 she/her]

When your immediate reaction to this is to think "Aha! So that's how Odium is defeated! It is going to be Nightblood!" 

Mistborn (Hero of Ages) Spoilers 

Maybe, since we know Rayse is scared of Sazed, Harmony wielding Nightblood?

Edited December 12, 2014 by gjustice99

[Khyrindor he/him]

When you say "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. Would you like to destroy some evil today?" and don't feel at all guilty for butchering improving such a great line.

[Oudeis he/him]

...when you get very tired and suddenly realize in a panic that Odium is trying to kill Shards and you belong to one of them...

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

When you're watching Guardians of the Galaxy, and your sister Says "Weren't those blue guys in Mistborn?" Even though she's never read the books.

[Delightful]

When you're watching Guardians of the Galaxy, and your sister Says "Weren't those blue guys in Mistborn?" Even though she's never read the books.

There are Koloss ??

[Dankworth he/him]

You're reading Beowulf in English class, the teacher is talking about all the Christian references having been added after the original writing, and you're thinking Storming Hierocracy.

When your first thought at reading that is "(Chuckle) Upvote for you." and your second thought is "Hang on, Brandon Sanderson is an English teacher; I wonder if that was the inspiration for the Derethi priesthood's revisions to Wyrn the King? After all, both are epic poems about 3000 lines long that were revised to make it seem as if the heroes of the past followed the current religion." Then you immediately check the annotations for Elantris (Chapter 43, specifically) on his website and are trilled to find out that you were right.

 

Also, when you instantly remember the length of a poem briefly mentioned in chapter 43 of Elantris and exactly what Sarene said about it, but have to use Google to find the length and other specifics of Beowulf. 

[RawToast225 he/him]

When your friends are sick of talking to you because you only talk about Brandon Sanderson.

[Oudeis he/him]

When you realize your Reputation is a palindrome and hope no one up- or downvotes you...

[Kasimir he/him]

When you're clearing out your family's very old computer games (I have found some that run on Windows 95/98) and you read "Myst: Uru" as "Urithiru" and get irrationally excited.

[RawToast225 he/him]

When you hear some stranger say "way to think" and hear "Way of Kings."

 

That happened at work. Imagine my disappointment when I found out the truth.

 

Edit: Imagine my embarrassment.

Edited December 14, 2014 by Arthur Dent

[gjustice99 she/her]

When u keep trying to say the name of one of Brandon's books and keep saying the name of another (ie: trying to say "Well of Ascension" keep saying "Way of Kings").

 

Also when you create your own alliance on a war game and name it Bridge4

 

When u feel like celebrating when you realize you joined 17th Shard exactly a month ago

Edited December 15, 2014 by gjustice99

[Curiosity he/him]

Dead week and final's week are both characterized by constant drizzling and you internally refer to both collectively as "The Weeping" (a name I don't entirely see as appropriate, but many of my fellow students do). 

Edited December 15, 2014 by Curiosity

[gjustice99 she/her]

When the bell rings at the end of the school day and you're like "I'm FREE!"

[RawToast225 he/him]

When you are more excited to get on the 17th Shard forum than eating ice cream. I need Sanderfriends bad, guys.

[Kobold King he/him]

When you are more excited to get on the 17th Shard forum than eating ice cream. I need Sanderfriends bad, guys.

 

What if I told you... that you could eat ice cream while browsing the 17th Shard?

[gjustice99 she/her]

What if I told you... that you could eat ice cream while browsing the 17th Shard?

If i could do that for the rest of my life (without getting fat or ever having to finish school/get a job/pay bills) it would be the best life ever!

[RawToast225 he/him]

At the time, I actually couldn't have. It was just a rare occasion when I had to chose one or the other. I made the right choice.

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

When you are more excited to get on the 17th Shard forum than eating ice cream. I need Sanderfriends bad, guys.

You're not alone on that one

[Curiosity he/him]

If i could [eat ice cream and browse the 17th Shard] for the rest of my life (without getting fat or ever having to finish school/get a job/pay bills) it would be the best life ever!

My immediate reaction: Subsumer Ferring is the power for you, sir!

[Redbird he/him]

How do I do spoiler tags? I need it for this next one

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

Brackets: [ and ] Around the Word Spoiler Like so: [sppoiler]

 

And then the same, but with a front slash at the end: [/sppoiler]

 

Make sure to spell Spoiler correctly.

[Redbird he/him]

When  ( Way of Kings spoiler)

Tien dies and you're like Quick get the dragonballs! Oh wait.

Edited December 16, 2014 by Redbird3000

[Oudeis he/him]

Red: It helps if you mention what you're spoiling, so people know whether or not to open it. So, for example, you could have said

 

When

 

(Way of Kings spoiler)

SPOILER.

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

When most of the homepages on your computers are 17th Shard.

[RawToast225 he/him]

When the first thing you do in the morning is check the 17th Shard, then check Facebook.