You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Ethan_sedai he/him]

When you want to have Balefire to undo the IOS update that allowed a hole through parental controls ONLY  to the 17th Shard.

Seriously, this was me when it happened:

[+Doomstick he/him]

59 minutes ago, Ethan_Sedai said:

When you want to have Balefire to undo the IOS update that allowed a hole through parental controls ONLY  to the 17th Shard.

Seriously, this was me when it happened:

Same

[Eluvianii he/him]

When you want to write a story, but don't get on with it because your magic system is not hard enough.

 

Also, off-topic but I'll leave this mark here for future generations.

 

[Aon Ese: Abundance,Harvest she/her]

When you give a piece of chalk the side-eye

[Jaywalk he/him]

When someone’s looking over your shoulder, silently judging you as you Shard, and you don’t even care.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

36 minutes ago, Jaywalk said:

When someone’s looking over your shoulder, silently judging you as you Shard, and you don’t even care.

"You just go right on hating me." - Kelsier (The Final Empire)

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

On 5/10/2019 at 7:05 PM, AonEne said:

When a character's name being Rulo makes you immediately doubt his competence.

When you almost capitalize the word fire. Ah yes, ironic Fire killed [a person] in F451. Really, dude, you've gotta stop killing people ironically.

@Firerust

I don't remember this. I guess I've done it so much I don't even remember the particulars anymore. *shrug*

[Shallan&Pattern she/her]

On 5/21/2019 at 3:23 PM, Ethan_Sedai said:

When you want to have Balefire to undo the IOS update that allowed a hole through parental controls ONLY  to the 17th Shard.

Seriously, this was me when it happened:

wait? Parental controlls block 17th Shard! Storm it! 

[Ethan_sedai he/him]

On 5/24/2019 at 7:03 AM, Shallan&Pattern said:

wait? Parental controlls block 17th Shard! Storm it! 

more of it blocks the entire internet, but the end result is the same.

[Rebecca she/her]

When you do this because you’re bored. I’ll do more later too.

Stormlight:

Spoiler

General Sanderson Stuff:

Spoiler

17th Shard:

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If anyone has any more ideas for these, let me know!

[AonEne he/him]

When you and your history teacher start talking about The Wheel of Time, since his first name is Rand. It went something like this:

Me: "So wait, did your dad read WOT? No wait, you'd be older than that, duh."

Him: "Yeah, I'm older, but I'm totally the Dragon Reborn."

Me: *disclaimer that I haven't read the books*

Us: *realizes that the class is waiting blankly for us to move on from our book tangent*

Edited May 28, 2019 by AonEne

[+Doomstick he/him]

1 hour ago, AonEne said:

disclaimer that I haven't read the books

WHY?????????????????????

[AonEne he/him]

Because the first one completely bored me, and even when I pushed onward, I wasn't enjoying it?

[+Doomstick he/him]

15 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Because the first one completely bored me, and even when I pushed onward, I wasn't enjoying it?

It picks up at book 4

[AonEne he/him]

It takes four books to get good?

[+Doomstick he/him]

1 hour ago, AonEne said:

It takes four books to get good?

It takes 4 books to get amazing, book 2 is where it starts picking up (near the 3/4 mark, I think)

[Rebecca she/her]

You know you’re a Sanderfan when you make even more word...things? Crosswords? I don’t even know what to call them. But I made more!

First, I have Mistborn Era 1 (and I’m just now realizing I didn’t even put Mistborn in there *facepalm*):

Spoiler

Warbreaker (It took so much rearranging to get Nightblood to fit, but I eventually figured it out. Because we need Nightblood):

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Elantris:

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And lastly, White Sands:

Spoiler

 

Edited May 30, 2019 by Rebecca
Updated White Sands

[+Doomstick he/him]

You forgot boom box!

[Rebecca she/her]

2 hours ago, I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

You forgot boom box!

How could I forget? It’s updated now. 

Edited May 30, 2019 by Rebecca

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

@Rebecca Seeing you include one for KotC in the 17th Shard one just warms my heart.

[Rebecca she/her]

I’m glad you like it.  I don’t feel like it would be complete without  KotC. It is, after all, one of the biggest (and awesomest) RPs on the Shard.

Edited May 30, 2019 by Rebecca

[Jaywalk he/him]

On 5/28/2019 at 8:55 PM, AonEne said:

It takes four books to get good?

WoT, right? Book 1 is definitely a bit of a struggle, but Book 2 is a huge improvement, in my opinion. Book 3 is about on the level of 2, and Book 4 is absolutely incredible, as is 5.

[AonEne he/him]

20 hours ago, Rebecca said:

And lastly, White Sands:

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These continue to be awesome (though it's Taldain, not Taladin )!

1 hour ago, Jaywalk said:

WoT, right? Book 1 is definitely a bit of a struggle, but Book 2 is a huge improvement, in my opinion. Book 3 is about on the level of 2, and Book 4 is absolutely incredible, as is 5.

I'm almost considering just skipping book one and reading summaries and stuff on various wikis...Alcatraz would throw stuff at me...

[Jaywalk he/him]

2 minutes ago, AonEne said:

I'm almost considering just skipping book one and reading summaries and stuff on various wikis...Alcatraz would throw stuff at me...

Book One does have some good parts though. How far did you get?

[Lunamor she/her]

1 minute ago, AonEne said:

I'm almost considering just skipping book one and reading summaries and stuff on various wikis...Alcatraz would throw stuff at me...

Considering his opinion on fantasy books, he might actually applaud you. 

YKYASW you accidentally write Cosmere instead of cosmos.